It is with regret that the admin team announces the first person in the UK has succumbed to Covid 19, The patient had many underlying health issues but alas is no longer with us, so a few facts.

Covid 19 is not as bad as it seems, to catch it well it is a virus, Think of a jelly bean, that is it a little packet of problems hiding in a fatty case, it does well in the cold as it will not dehydrate and die, again the old adage coughs and sneezes spreads diseases applies.

If you are of good health then you have no need to worry, we are not talking about a plague, It is a relative of the flu family, you will survive it is no big issue.

The government is recommending a 1 meter exclusion rule, this is useful to protect yourself, those most at risk will probably carry some form of mobility aid, so we the admin team suggest that poking sniffy oiks with a walking stick to be an adequate form of viral defense.

However in respect to the age Diaspora and opinion’s of those of the site It is unlikely that any of you will engage in conversation with a carrier.

meanwhile, why the fuck is there no paracetamol and toilet roll in asda!

A pubic announcement on behalf of Admin

Claire Montello is indeed, a cunt.

“Who the fuck?”, I hear you ask. Behold! The woman who faced death… DEATH! At the hands of……her bed. Really.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-trapped-under-bed-13-21515071.amp

Who would have thought that someone sober could have not only replicated the stupidity of Brian Harvey (depressingly, there’s quite a few: google “run over by his own car”) but have done so with a piece of furniture. So whilst Brexit, Muslim extremism, retarded politicians and fluid people of all descriptions compete to throw fear and doubt into the lives of simple folk, spare a thought for the terror that must disrupt the most simple of tasks.

To think that we’ve become so physically weak, fucking FAT and stupid that we could be killed by a bed. Or a can opener. Or a toothbrush. Or a breath of fresh air.

The mind truly boggles.

To quote an esteemed fellow cunter: This country is fucked.

Nominated by Cuntflap

There is one near where I live. The ‘Gate’ itself is not really a gate, but a barrier. Not quite ‘Checkpoint Charlie’, but it is substantial. I think the residents must have a fob key. It’s not really a GC come to think… just an estate with a barrier. The homes are better quality than those around it, but all the same, uniform.

One drunken night I found myself in it. Tumbleweed should have been blowing through as it felt so desolate. And come to think of it, during the day (if I am passing) you never see a kid, or an elderly person walking about in there. In fact, I have never seen anyone moving around in there. There must be people, because I can see the lights on in the houses of an evening and the cars outside. It’s a mystery place to me really.

I contrast it in my mind with the estate further up the road: winding open streets, many large grass verges, the houses built at angles to each other, a few even facing the opposite direction to the rest, different sized gardens, lots of variety from small and large bungalows to detached and semi-detached family homes. It seems to have grown up of itself. Great variety as I say. I won’t over-romanticize it by saying I see chirpy urchins on the street corners, all smiles, but you do see people walking about, visiting each other, neighbours chatting. It does have more of a ‘community’ feel about it than the other place.

Yes, that’s what I object to in the term Gated “Communities”… when there’s no community at all.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Google Maps Reviews are a cunt, aren’t they?

Don’t get me wrong. Google Maps itself is a fucking godsend, but people who review on them are fucking shitcunts. Wankers who bitch and moan about a fucking pub/restaurant online need to fuck off. Here’s a thought, people: after your shite meal, at a shite restaurant, in a shite area, simply tell the owner he’s a cunt and his food is rubbish and that you, or any cunt you know won’t be back! Job done! FFS, don’t we even use word of mouth anymore?

And who fucking reviews a shopping centre? What the fuck? Steam in, go to the shop, get what you want and get the fuck out sharpish, cos EVERYONE knows already, these places are cunts, unless you are fifteen and on the rob, of course.

Nominated by flexicunt

I would firstly like to nominate judges and magistrates for the ridiculous sentences currently being dished out to low life scum who re offend with alarming frequency and who clearly feel the laws of the land do not apply to them. In this nomination I would also like to include the Ipswich Star for their usual slant of reporting following the following incident.

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/a143-drink-driver-found-guilty-1-6529191

Firstly, the cunt has clearly not learnt his lesson after his first serious drink drive incident only last year. I have recently spent a week in Switzerland and my sister was stopped and questioned by the police whilst we were in the car for absolutely no reason at all. Several cars were stopped, so clearly a routine procedure. The police in Switzerland do not like foreigners arriving in their country and are openly hostile to those who do not live there. The police take no shit and carry guns. Any large decisions which effect those living in the country are put to a National referendum, such as “should the building of mosques be allowed in Switzerland”. The answer incidentally was a resounding NO.

Meanwhile a repeat drink driver in the U.K. is given yet another slap on the wrist and another “this is your final warning” by the pathetic, lily-livered, out of touch judges (who should be protecting the general public, who incidentally pay their fucking wages) instead of sending the offending foreign disrespectful cunt behind bars,

Go straight to jail, do not pass go and do not collect £200. Or even better send the cunt back to where he came from. He is not a doctor, surgeon or anyone that has anything to offer this great country of ours as the lefties want us all to believe, just another foreign cunt who we would all be glad to see the back of.

There was another murder in Ipswich two days ago. At the same place my daughter fought off an attempted mugging. Several people have been robbed there already and now a young man has been murdered. The local police are losing an ever increasing crime wave, whether it be from enforced ethnic diversity from the East or from the drugs runners coming up from London. Understand from a friend in the force that Suffolk’s Police budget has been cut back so that the royals when staying at the Sandringham Estate can sleep peacefully in their beds.

I have included the Ipswich Star as it is ALWAYS reported by this arse wipe shit rag that the perpetrators come from Ipswich, instead of more correctly stating that they come from Eastern Europe, but live in Ipswich.

I have decided that as soon as my son has finished his GCSE’s and A levels, I will emigrate as this once great country is turning into a crime ridden shit hole, the politicians and those entrusted to protect us and the National interests are simply not up to the job, and prefer instead to look after and protect their own interests.

Cunts.

Nominated by Willie Stroker