“Clap for Nicola”
As The Iron Lady once said, “rejoice! rejoice!”, for July 19th will be a landmark in the history of our proud island. Yes, on that blesséd day, Nicola Sturgeon, SNP leader, First Minister of Scotland and Mother of the Nation, will reach her 50th birthday. Rejoice indeed!
In honour of this momentous occasion, one Siobhan McCann, presumably one of the Beloved Leader’s ardent devotees, has launched a “clap for Nicola” campaign. Yes, at 8pm on the 19th, Ms McCann expects a show of appreciation for Wee Jimmy, which she no doubt believes is owed by all True and Proper Scots. McCann gushes like a true sychophant “our First Minister has done an exceptional job throughout what’s been a strange year so far, to say the least. Let’s have ‘the full regalia’ on Sunday… Get the pipes and pots out for Oor Nicola, and make sure that Westminster hears!”.
Now I think that anyone with half a brain cell can see what’s actually going on here; the twee reference to “Oor Nicola” and the clunky “make sure that Westminster hears” reveal this to be just another cheapo attempt by the SNP to score a political point against the UK government.
Having said that, I’d add that there is something deeply cringeworthy, not to say a bit sinister, a bit North Korean, about the SNP cult of The Leader that’s developing around Wee Jimmy across the border. Did I say “cult”? Actually you could replace the letter “l” with an “n” and it would be equally appropriate.

Nominated by Ron Knee

@European fruit pickers.

Not long into the lockdown, there was a plea from UK farmers about European pickers are needed or else we will all starve. Now a few things need to be established about this. Yes it’s hard work. Yes it’s no everyone’s first choice of a job. Yes it’s seasonal.

You also have to bare in mind that the pay is crap. The conditions are crap. Assuming there are not enough people in that area the distance is too far. The answer was fly in Europeans who are happy to get shit money, live in piss poor conditions, but still by their standards earn a fortune. With all this in mind they bussed in said Europeans….No tests, no doubt no security checks etc.

Here we are a few months later and one of the poor poor farmers who pleaded that without these special people we would starve and they would go broke there has been an outbreak of the fear bug. 73 of of them. So enforced self isolation has been imposed…..except 3 of them (1 being positive) have upped and fucked off. No one knows where. with this in mind I would like to nominate en-mass EVERY CUNT THAT WAS INVOLVED, with a heartfelt FUCK YOU to all.

Nominated by halloweenjack

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Let’s all please make an effort to redress the balance.

Apparently

‘Silence is violence’.
I thought it just signalled indifference but apparently simply not speaking up against racism 24 hours a day equals a violent action.
To be a good person you must mKe sure others see your condemnations and hand-wringing online via social media and vlogs, otherwise you are a racist, a bigot, a white supremacist, and probably a misogynist and transphobe as well.
You may also harbour a secret desire to keep black slaves, or have ancestors who owned them.
In the religion of woke, whiteness, the Y chromosome and straightness are Original Sin.

A year or two ago the same febrile gimps said words were violence,, so not only wont they hear a contrary opinion, but now they wont tolerate you remaining quiet, even after also telling people to ‘stay in their lane’ and that they cant have a valid opinion if they’re straight, white men. They dont have ‘lived experience as a terminally oppressed W. O. C.

The best solution i can come up with is stamping your feet, shrieking and screaming while using actual violence against your opponents, especially if they succumb to your demands, shower you with free money from the taxpayer, including arts council grants for making films about stabbing your little brother, and take a knee.
Taking the knee means, as Larry Fox said on radio the other day, there’s now a master/servant relationship.

They are rolling over. They are offering you a paw. They’re soft and can now be attacked.

Whatever happens, don’t let anyone frame your actual violence as such. It is an ‘expression of righteous anger at injustice…. racist!’

Then proceed to batter the person who dared disagree with you, then decided tthey were subservient, to a wet pulp while claiming moral superiority.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime