Keir Starmer has got his advisor Baroness Doreen Lawrence to investigate why the Chinky Flu is affecting our ethnic brethren more that the whitey. I have no idea what makes the mother of a murder victim especially qualified to lead the investigation but that is by the by.
The BBC correspondent stated that ‘ it is a complex issue which cannot be put down to one factor’ What is the betting that the illustrious baroness manages to do just that.
Nominated by Guzziguy
“Professor The Messer” Chris Whitty
Why has nobody cunted this bald Dr Evil look-alike before?
I’m sure he was something to do with the disastrous Foot n Mouth response a few years back but he sure is the top cunt at the moment.
Whenever you see him, he’s loving all the attention he’s getting. I wish we could get some form of proper government back at this time when we most need it instead of having an almost biblical worship of this cunt and his kind.
Chris, I hear there is some hope of normal life? survival? anything?…..well, I’d like to say yes but I’m a complete cunt with more in the bank than your average oil baron so I have to say NOOOOOO…we’re all DOOMED.
Listen egghead, fuck of with all your shite.
Nominated by Spanky McSpank
“…like this, then I lick my lips….”
Michel Barnier
I’m currently getting a whiff of cunt. Unfortunately, it’s not that soft, musky fragrance that we all crave so much. It’s EU cunt, in the rancid form of chief Brexit negotiator Michel ‘Le Cunt’ Barnier.
‘Le Cunt’ has launched an attack on the UK for (get this!) ‘refusing to extend its transition period’ beyond 31st December, whilst ‘slowing down discussions’. The UK has ‘failed to engage substantially on issues’, with talks ‘making no progress on fisheries’. No fucking shit, Sherlock.
Let’s get this straight. The UK keeps telling you that we don’t want an extension. It’s YOU that wants the UK to apply for an extension. Mmm… why ever could that be? Could it have ANYTHING to do with the EU then being seen, so graciously, to accede, then demanding in return our slavish adherence to EU rules and the jurisdiction of the ECJ without any input or recourse? Oh and let’s not forget your belief in your divine right to continue plundering our fishing grounds and our coffers for the duration; Covid-19 means that you need these more than ever…
‘Slowing down discussions’, are we? We’ve had nearly four years of talks, and you’ve had us over a barrel for the most part. The general election of 2019 changed all that, and how. Theresa May is no longer coming cap in hand to you. So here’s how the cookie crumbles, you Frog fuck. We really do want a deal, but you want one even more, and you ain’t calling the shots any more, so get used to it. You, M. Barnier, are one of the biggest sticking points on the road to agreement; your hubris and arrogance is astonishing. Just keep your hissy fits to yourself, because the only person impressed is you.
So no more bullying and contempt from you, thank you very much. Is it deal or no deal then? If it’s deal, pony up and fast. As you said, ‘the clock is ticking’. Otherwise, allez de l’avant et multipliez, vous tron du cul.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Once again, I find myself having to nominate Jeremy fucking Corbyn. Oh Jeremy Corbyn, you must be desperate to win the 2020 cunt of the year award. It seems that Magic Grandpa considers himself to be exempt from the shutdown advice that those who are 70 and over should stay indoors, because there he was when Parliament reopened, sitting on the Labour backbenches like the complete and utter twat that he is. And that isn’t the only example of this pathetic communist’s breaching of lockdown rules. He’s been photographed wandering about his constituency, ignoring social distancing and trying to shake hands with people. A few weeks back, he was pictured outside his house, apparently attempting to give one of his sons a gong. WHY he was trying to give him a gong is anyone’s guess, but he did it.
The most ridiculous thing he’s done though was on the latest round of ‘Clap for the NHS doing their fucking jobs’. Clapping wasn’t good enough for Corbyn, oh no. Like one of the many publicity hungry ‘celebrities’ who’ve got everyone’s backs up, there was Corbyn, the terrorists mate, in the middle of the frigging road, ringing a fucking SCHOOL BELL. That wasn’t the dickhead supporting the NHS. That was Corbyn TELLING everyone else that he was supporting the NHS. Fuck…Off, you pathetic old codger.
Even though I don’t like the current rules, I accept that they’re in place for a reason. And that reason is to stop, as much as possible, the Kung Flu from infecting even more people. This doesn’t seem to have occurred to Corbyn. Can you imagine what this country would be like right now, if this utter cunt had won the election? We’d all be fucked.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
This might be a bit previous, but I am nominating ITV’s ‘modern reimagining’ of the classic 70s series Van Der Valk. This won’t be on tv until tomorrow 26th April, but from what I’ve read in the tv guide, it contains all the obligatory stock characters of the modern detective series:
Main character, a loner
Female boss
Lesbian member of squad
Young buck detective (with an eye for the ladies)
Junior eager member of squad (effnick)
Hard drinking pathologist
This was last resurrected in 1990, seventeen years after the original ended. It should have ended there. The original is on Talking Pictures TV on Fridays at 9pm, I’ll stick with that.
Nominated by Mystic Maven