He’s a real thriller ladies.

Emergency cunting please for Matt Hancock.

Naughty boy Wanksock….

When he gets jiggy, jiggy with his bit on the side does he wear a mask? Does he have a 2 metre plus long schlong? If not, what the fuck is he banging someone elses missus during a ‘deadly’ pandemic. Is this what he meant by being on the job day and night at the office?

While he is lecturing the rest of us on Social Distancing, masks, hugs etc, he has been busy with his tongue and mitts in the DOH offices.
The photos from the CCTV – that The Sun published – were taken on 6th May when the stricter rules still applied….well, not for him it seems.

I couldn’t care who he dips his wick in but when you are the Health Secretary acting like Stalin with your petty diktats and then get busted breaking your own rules in the workplace….it is time to go.

Well it seems he isn’t scared of the Covids, neither is his tart. Nor were the G7 or the UEFA mob or wee Krankee and her political pygmy sidekicks.
Politicos and their advisors the world over, time and time again have been caught rule breaking. What do these cunts know that we don’t?

I hope this story runs and runs until the hypocritical, lying toe-rag resigns. Although, I do not hold much hope, especially now his butt buddy Klaus Anal-Schwab will be an unhappy arch-villain. Klaus will be doing all he can to keep his boy Wanksock in the job.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15390073/matt-hancock-affair-news-latest-gina-coladengelo-live/

The above is The Sun latest. Daily Fail below.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9723683/Health-Secretary-Matt-Hancock-having-affair-closest-aide-according-reports.html

Nominated by: Cunt Two Three

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9728531/Matt-Hancock-resigns-Health-Secretary-kissing-aide-scandal.html

Poor thing quit, such a shame – DA

If ever there was a final nail in the coffin for my utter contempt for this government, this is it!

It would seem Boris and his merry band of cunts, are going to bow to presseure from UEFA to allow “thousands” of football bigwigs, sponsors and other assorted VIP cunts to enter England in order to watch the Euro2020 Semi-finals and the Final itself. But the real kicker, is that none of them will have to adhere to the same 10 day self-isolating period as us mere mortals have to go through!

In essence UEFA are blackmailing the government if they don’t comply, not least by moving the prestigious matches to far-flung Budapest. And there is also a suggestion/allegation, that UEFA may prevent England from bidding in any future World Cup by “advising” FIFA (the World Cup governing body)

This nom isn’t really about football – but more the massive conceit Boris, his government and SAGE have put on this country over the last 18 months, especially over quarantining, self-isolating and the costs and delays incurred by British people trying to go about their business but having to take PCR tests as prove that you’re “clean”

Whereas these “officials” will seem to get the old “exemption” free pass, just as those G7 cunts and their entourage allegedly did a couple of weeks ago.

The cry of “One rule for the plebs, and one rule for the rich” has never resonated so clearly. And of course money talks, especially the money involved from sponsors and the FA, who hope to make a decent profit on the 60,000 fans Boris will be allowing to attend the semi-finals and final at Wembley.

An extraordinary decision, but rumour has it UEFA again put pressure on Boris to allow so many fans to the ground so that it makes for good TV, and that FA and the sponsors can fleece those same fans with rip-off prices for food, drink and merchandise, allegedly.

If Boris does cave, then it will be a slap in the face for us mere mortals who have sacrificed and tolerated so much inconvenience and bullshit over the last 18 months. It also demonstrates how weak he has become when pressure is placed on him and money/prestige is involved from up on high.

Fuck Boris, Fuck the Government, Fuck Sage, Fuck the FA, Fuck UEFA – you are all monumental cunts of the highest order!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/06/22/exclusive-government-accused-hypocrisy-football-vips-allowed/#comment (Pay walled, but here’s an extract)

“Boris Johnson was on Tuesday night accused of hypocrisy as it emerged that the Government has caved in to Uefa and will allow thousands of football VIPs to attend the Euro 2020 finals without quarantining.

Ministers are facing a backlash from senior Tory MPs over the decision to exempt Uefa officials, politicians and sponsors from having to self-isolate for 10 days on arrival in the UK.

It comes days after it was reported that Uefa had threatened to move the matches to Budapest unless ministers relented on the quarantine rules. Sources said the UK would have lost out if it had failed to compromise.”

Nominated by: Technocunt

Disclaimer: We’re posting this as a test. Please obey the rules, be civil and DO NOT turn this into a personal attack clusterfuck like the last pandemic post was in the comments. However, this is still an open forum, so feel free to comment, just be polite.  Thanks – DA

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9715991/Minister-defends-letting-Uefa-officials-UK-Euro-matches.html

The Tolkien Society

Watch out ladies, they’ve got swords and aren’t scared to unsheath them

Long an admirer of Tolkien, I have been a member of the Tolkien Society for some years now. It’s a way to fully appreciate Professor Tolkien’s unique and very English genius as a prolific sub-creator. And I mean the real, literary Tolkien, not the juvenilised version in Peter Jackson’s films.

I know Tolkien is not everyone’s cup of tea. Regardless, you have to admire the exhaustive and very learned creativity he poured into his life work. A professor of philology and Anglo-Saxon at Oxford, he spent a lifetime creating the languages, history and geography of Middle-Earth as well as writing his greatest books, the Silmarillion and the Lord of the Rings. His purpose was to create a mythology for England, which he felt was sadly lacking, having been stamped out by the Anglo-Normans. I know of nothing else like Tolkien’s achievement in the history of literature. For people of a scholarly bent studying Tolkien is endlessly fascinating. The Tolkien Society has helped people gain an appreciation of Tolkien through its publications and conferences on Tolkien. It’s not some amateur society of immature Middle-Earth geeks, nerds and cosplayers but a serious literary organisation.

Unfortunately, like everything else, the Tolkien Society has gone woke. This years Tolkien Society conference is called “Tolkien and Diversity”. Papers to be presented include, “Gondor in Transition: A Brief Introduction to Transgender Realities in The Lord of the Rings,” “The Lossoth: Indigeneity, Identity, and Antiracism,” and “‘Something Mighty Queer’: Destabilizing Cishetero Amatonormativity in the Works of Tolkien.” There is also “ Pardoning Saruman?: The Queer in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings”. WTF?

It’s immediately apparent that the “scholars” presenting these papers don’t know the first thing about Tolkien. It sounds more like they hate Tolkien and would like to destroy his achievement. Tolkien had nothing whatsoever to say about Woke obsessions. He would have hated wokedom. There are no “transgender realities” in Tolkien. There is nothing about race or queerness. And he certainly wouldn’t have cared a fuck about “cishetero amatonormativity.”

Why would these morons want to vandalise Tolkien’s work with their abnormal obsessions. Because deep down they hate him. He represents all that they despise – a conservative, an English patriot with a deep love of England and it’s countryside, a Christian with a tolerant world view but respectful of others and a WW1 veteran. Someone who believed in the value of English civilisation. He was also an Edwardian and like others of his generation had a benign but hierarchical view of society.

That Woke idiots now come to slander, distort and destroy these sub-creations of Tolkien is also, paradoxically, a testament to his legacy. Like Melkor and Sauron, they are possessed by the dark thoughts of their own imaginings and want to bring Tolkien down to their grubby level, where everything can be reduced to race and sex and politics. And the Tolkien Society are letting these orcs in through the front door.

A veritable Mount Doom of cunt.

https://www.tolkiensociety.org/events/tolkien-society-summer-seminar/

Nominated by the Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Here’s a dedicated Euro 2020/21 page so we can laugh at the idiot, Bignose Wokegate and the pathetic twats masquerading as “England” getting turned over by a bunch of donkey riding Dooshkas?

Please use it for your comments on the bag of shite that is Euro 2020/21 to avoid polluting the main site.

Any nominations or comments on the tournament posted to the main site will be moved here or deleted.