So you want a 90% mortgage and get paid cash in hand? No problem.

The entire mortgage system is a cunt and someone needs to sort these cunts out.

Recently I moved in with (soon to be) Mrs Sausage. We got our mortgage approved, sorted our current residences, and in her case, booked movers. I was to help her move on the day, and as I had a few days left on my lease (she owned, I rented), I was gonna move myself in the days after.

All going fine.

The night before, I get to hers to help with the final packing and it turns out that Barclays haven’t released the funds.
All was approved, all booked and ready, but the solicitors didn’t have the money.

After frantic calling and constantly being told “urrrrr don’t know” in answer to every single fucking question, we went to bed not knowing if we were moving or not.

To say that the morning of the move was stressful is an understatement to say the least. Apparently Barclays hadn’t processed all the paperwork properly and instead of telling anyone, just didn’t bother releasing the money.
So we sat and waited with a truck and 4 movers hanging around doing nothing.
I was getting calls from my work mate who we were buying the house from, he was getting bitched out by the next one in the chain and the boss of the moving company was threatening to pull his blokes off the job.

Eventually we got the green light and everyone in the chain could move…..

AT 4 O’ FUCKING CLOCK …

According to the movers this happens all the time.

Moving’s hard enough without a bunch of retards dealing with the finances.

Fuck bankers. Fuck solicitors.
….Fuck ever moving again.

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

Excellent cunting by the way – DA

Noddy Holder didn’t age well.

The schools report and the hole that Labour carries on digging.

In what was obvious to all but the Labour woke, under-achievement by schoolkids has been linked to geography not race. Left behind white communities suffer most.
Oh dear no, we cant have that:-

Kim Johnson, the Labour MP for Liverpool Riverside told the Guardian she disowned the report and had submitted her own alternative version, which was voted down by the Tory majority.

“I’m not happy with quite a lot of information contained in it,” she said.
“I’m not happy about the whole section on white privilege. The inquiry cherrypicked data. I think they were trying to create a bit of a culture war.”

The culture war has been created by the left looking for victims and identity politics, not the fucking Tories. This fucking harpie sees her sole raison d’etre (who says were all thick on here) slipping away.

Keep digging that hole you pathetic cunt. You have just lost a few more seats in the industrial areas that actually were left behind. I hope the thick Scouse cunts who voted for this fucker take note.

The picture perfectly illustrates this chip on shoulder cunt who only got selected cos she is blackish, innit.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/tory-mps-accused-of-culture-war-as-schools-report-disowned-by-committee-member/ar-AALj6lT?ocid=msedgntp

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by: Komodo

May I add a related bit of black supremacy, please?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/seattle-pride-organisers-slammed-for-complaining-of-reverse-racism-for-black-pride-event-that-asked-white-attendees-to-pay-reparation-fee/ar-AALjlnQ?ocid=msedgntp

Nice to see The Gayness and The Blackness waving their handbags, though.

(Oh no it’s that pesky Dieter Reiter again probably should get his own section on this site – DA)

Dieter Reiter…who? The mayor of Munich. Who, offended by Hungary’s recent legislation to keep The Gayness out of educational materials and programming for under-18s, thought this required retaliation and that it would be a great idea to illuminate the Germany-Hungary match – in Munich – with a rainbow light display. However:

Uefa has declined a request to illuminate the Euro 2020 stadium in Munich in rainbow colours for the Germany v Hungary match because it believes the gesture has a political context.

European football’s governing body said it received the request from the mayor of the German city, Dieter Reiter, on Monday (UEFA initially denied this, but seems to have found the email now – K).

Uefa said that the mayor’s reason for the request was a response to legislation passed in Hungary banning gay people from appearing in school educational materials or programmes for under-18s.
(Grauniad)

The Hungarian side (not well represented in Western media); I consider it very harmful and dangerous when anyone tries to mix politics and sports. There have been some attempts to do this in world history and those ended very badly,” Peter Szijjarto told reporters in Luxembourg on the margins of the European Union’s Foreign Ministers meeting.

“Everyone knows what this is about, we in Hungary passed a law in order to protect Hungarian children and there is protest against this in Western Europe and they also try to express it by trying to bring politics into a sport event when that sport event has nothing to do with the national legislature.”
(Channelnewsasia.com)

Reiter’s virtue-signalling (if it is virtuous to promote gays – some think not) gesture politics ensure that he is, and I so nominate him, a monumental lefty cunt who, in earlier German history, would undoubtedly have been strung up with piano wire.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9711993/Euro-2020-UEFA-REJECT-appeal-rainbow-colours-light-Allianz-Arena-Germany-vs-Hungary.html

Nominated by: Komodo

Handy link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

More info by: Komodo

This has the bare bones of it:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/19692/12338865/germany-vs-hungary-uefa-refuses-munich-stadium-rainbow-illumination-for-euro-2020-group-f-match

The Hungarian quotation is here –

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/football-hungary-foreign-minister-hits-out-at-munich-rainbow-15061932