Burglars really are cunts aren’t they, waltzing into people’s homes, pawing through people’s possessions and valuables looking for something to make a few quid off, I was burgled last year by a pair of iron curtain cunts who thought my house was a treasure trove, but they only managed to steal a few crayons of all things, I hadn’t realised I’d been burgled until the next morning, I knew where the cunts were at the time, and I thought about visiting them with my 12 bore, but alas I decided to phone the local cuntstablary, 2 days later PC Creasote waddles round my humble abode, saying we know who it was, but they’re leaving for home so waste of prosecuting, if I had been awoken by said cunts I would probably be typing this at her majesty’s pleasure,

I always say Tony Martin was right, a few cartridges and the criminal future of these cunts would be greatly reduced, but then some cunts would say you should let them go or phone the police for a slap on the wrist and a cuppa. Maybe the mudslimes are on to something, cut the cunts hands off and they won’t be able to grab so much, cunts to man and beast burglars really they are!

Nominated by Captain Quimson

A nomination for what is known as ‘simping’.

To be a simp is generally meant as putting women up on a pedestal, but more specifically it means to lavish them with money, gifts and attention when deep down you know the woman will never even touch you.

Simping is common amongst the Beta-cuck community who succumb to ‘financial domination’ from Vampirella lookalikes, and extends to the hapless gimps buying them macbooks via ‘Wishlists’.
You’ll find this sort of spunking of money on worthless tarts with a suite of personality disorders is defended by millennial, soy-sucking hacks with wispy bumfluff chin hair and hipster specs writing for digital ‘news’ outlets such as Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, Kokatu, Vice or The Mary Sue.

Some of these poor cunts delude themselves into thinking performing moderation for the ‘E-thots’ (cam girls) will get them into their boudoir. and when the ‘model’ reveals she has a boyfriend, the dork who manages her site and her livestreams and all the other techie bollocks feels his heart crumble to nothing, having been strung along – not by the pneumatic client – but by his own pathetic fantasy.

Simping mainly refers to online activities, but I would apply the term to some behaviour in the real world as well, one example is lapdancing clubs.

I don’t understand the appeal; throwing money at women you can’t even touch.

There’s more dignity in visiting a brothel.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I’ve just been reading the thoughts of a 30 odd year old teacher from the village. She is one of the “we need kinder politics” type who sees nothing wrong with calling for a more caring,sharing form of Govt. while referring to “lying.stinking Tory scum” or “thick Gammon Brexiteers”.

Her latest wheeze is “epistocracy” a Govt. which is run by those with “political knowledge” apparently…..of which she obviously includes herself…but not anyone with whom she disagrees…they must be disenfranchised because they’re not up to her levels of “wokeness”. Now I might be a right Cunt but even I don’t think that the only political views that should be considered are my own.

Her finest however was after several weeks of banging on about “Covidiots,” she was exposed as being a “covidiot” herself. While “lockdown” was still in force she and her husband had driven over 150 miles to pick up her student brother-in-law from a house of multiple occupancy. It was apparently necessary because his “Nana” had died and he wanted to go to the funeral…he then stayed for several nights in the (covid-free) village with “teach” and her husband. Unfortunately someone must of got wind and confronted her on facebook after she had written a scathing post about Dominic Cu mmings…she explained herself by saying that she felt really guilty about doing it but felt that it was the “humanitarian” thing to do….when pushed by the woman who had confronted her she chucked out the “bullying” card and promptly blocked her accuser. Her remaining friends rushed to comfort her with the “you did the right thing..(your accuser) is a heartless bitch….typical tory scum” etc.

People wonder why I detest so many of these incomers?

PS…Her latest cause is the Dark-Key thing…she even gives a list of recommended reading so that us racists can understand our “white privilege”….I really can’t understand why she has chosen to live in a 100 per cent white occupied village…I’d have thought that a nice flat in some Bongo Tower in Newcastle would be for more suitable….she could tell Rastus that she “really really understood” his anger at her whiteness as he mugged her and her equally woke husband.

Utter Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pheffel Foxchaser Fiddler

The BBC yet again.
Have just listened to Today, R4. The were talking about the BLM protests in London and the need to take care because of the danger of ‘far right’ violence. This conveniently puts all those opposed to BLM lunacy in the BNP category. This was not challenged, accepted as fact.
Earlier they had a tory MP talking about the EU trade talks. As a counterpoint they put up an Irish MP who was totally opposed to Brexit and had nothing constructive to offer re the EU viewpoint.
Do the cunts at the BBC not realise that people outside the M25 might be listening? Normal people who see through the BLM bullshit? Who accept Brexit and don’t need some thick fucking Mick to tell us we are doomed? Was Geldof not available?
I know cunters on this site get wound up about LBC and suchlike, but at least it offers alternative views. The BBC has one lefty, metropolitan, snowflake agenda with no dissent.

Oh, and yesterday they had a mamma with a thick Nigerian accent bemoaning the lack of BAMEs on some thing or other. Again no challenge as to why a fucking Nigerian should feel so aggrieved when their choice was obviously to fuck of back to paradise. And that was the TV.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Radio Adverts.

I was listening to Smooth Radio today and noticed that the ads. all seemed to fall into one of two categories…

1st)…..Charities…..appeal after appeal for “Five Pounds a Month” for rheumatism,RSPCA, MS Trust,Cancer Research,The Endangered Snow Leopard and,of,course Um’Bongos….now I’m not saying that some of these charities aren’t doing a worthy job…I’m sure that they are but surely they must realise that most people will be too concerned about their own personal finances to want to start giving money to any charity, let alone donate to dig yet another well so that Rastus N’Bomobo doesn’t have to get off his lazy arse and go and seek water…. Charities should realise that we are all “charitied-out” (not that I was ever “charitied-in,tbh.)…too many well-paid directors and political agendas (RSPCA..I’m looking at you,you venal Cunts) for my liking involved in most charities.

2nd…..Fucking Govt. ads….Following on from the “Run,Hide,Tell” advice rearding terrorists,we now have more ” Nanny’ll tell you what to do,you’re too weak and pathetic to think for yourself” advice to “Stay Safe…only go out if you must…wash your hands…wear a mask etc.” They’d do the Country a damn sight more service by saying “Unless you are vulnerable…put down the wineglass,get off facebook,switch off netflick and GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK….the paid holiday is over,the Country is bankrupt. …Emerge from your cellars,blinking in the sunlight…grow a set of bollocks and accept that you can’t live the rest of your lives wrapped in cotton wool supported by the State.”

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler