Every insignificant event these days seems to herald the minting of a new commemorative coin.

“Absolutely free”, you just pay about sixty times its worth for second class postage.
What prompted this cunting is the amount of coins being peddled to commemorate HRH Queen Elizabeth II. I’m sick of the fucking TV adverts for them.

Fuck me, the ambulance chasing cunts must have been rubbing their grasping hands with glee when she finally died.

Take a look at this pile of worthless tat.

Commemorative Coin Company Website

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

We all know that for the most part, foreign aid is not an exact science. Instead a good chunk of it probably ends up in the grubby hands of the usual suspects, while only a fraction goes out to those it was intended for.

But it also makes me wonder why the UK keeps on doing this when by and large the countries in receipt of our aid don’t particularly like us anyway, and show little or no gratitude for our money.

It does seem rather ironic that during the height of the British Empire, Britain was offering not only financial aid, but education, science, medicine, infrastructure, justice and above all trade & commerce.

Of course a lot of these benefits are ignored these days. Instead everything is centred on the negative aspects of our colonial past – namely slavery and exploitation.

However, even though the Empire has now been consigned to the history books, the UK still feels obliged to shell out billions to its former domains as well as existing countries within the Commonwealth. But again, one has to wonder why? If those countries want their independence or no longer need our aid they should say so and start standing on their own two feet!

And yet when the government threatens to cut the foreign aid budget there’s a furore from the Opposition, from charities, the MSM and those very same countries who wanted nothing more to do with the UK – except for the money.

And now we have this unsurprising news that hundreds of millions of pounds bound for Afghanistan has ended up in the wrong hands, thanks to a report published by the Independent Commission on Aid Impact (ICAI).

ICAI were quite damning in their findings regarding the management and targeting of aid, more or less insisting that ministers at the Foreign Office must try harder to make sure every penny ends up in the right hands.

But we all know its bollocks. Nothing will ever change. The UK government has given billions in aid to African countries such as Uganda and Zimbabwe in the past, but again huge amounts ended up in the pockets of dictators such as Mugabe and Amin. But again nothing changed.

One of the great quotes regarding foreign aid is that you’re essentially taking money away from poor people in rich countries to give to rich people in poor countries.

Never a truer word has been said and it needs to stop. Now!

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

Some time ago, I cunted simpering ninny Butterworth for accusing JK Rowling of being transphobic. Her ‘crime’ was to have a character in her novel ‘Troubled Blood’ disguise himself as a woman in order to get away with committing a murder. Dear little Benjy thought that this might encourage the dim-witted public to have hatred for trans people; they wouldn’t be able to comprehend the difference apparently. Oh and by the way, he admitted during the interview with Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid (phwooar!) that actually, he hadn’t even read the book.

What a cunt. Now he’s back, wetting the bed again and being Migraine Skidmarkle’s simp for the general amusement of the great British public. ‘Meghan Markle is a private person’, witters the Great British Big Girl’s Blouse. Bwhahaha!

If Skidmarkle is indeed a ‘private person’, I’m the King of England. Go on, watch the link and have a laugh. Benjy, you’re Owen Jones in disguise, and I claim my £5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGGAO6r9OoM

Nominated by : Ron Knee

The first bit of the ‘white stuff,’ and as usual. the dreaded “D” word (Disruption) is in force.

If things stay as they are, or god forbid, get any worse, the whole of the U.K. will come to a grinding halt, on the roads and the airports. It’s already been classed as a severe weather warning, so anyone would think that the mercury was somewhere near -30C when it’s in fact only -1 here in the south east anyway, where the trains have been seriously affected. Bring back some of those Diesel Loco’s, like the one I saw shoot up the line earlier, defrosting the ‘third rail,’ the main reason for todays cancellations.

Get them out, and put a plough on them, like they do in other countries. Same shit. different year.

Things just don’t get any better.

Today (December 12th) has been the same sorry story, with the trains. But with two strike days coming up,Tuesday and Wednesday, it looks like they are reducing their opperations. Just any excuse to really fuck things up.

Nominated by : Lord Scunthorpe

A whoops duckie cunting please for the old queens of New Labour, most especially Peter ” Mandy” Mandelson, Gordon “stop your tickling Jock” Brown, Alistair “Pissst” Campbell, and, of course the star of their turgid show Anthony Blair, who all have their hands up the back (and perhaps backside?) of Keir Starmer. Blairism has risen from the grave.

Richard Littlejohn summed the whole ghastly broiling far better than I could in the Daily Mail on 6th December 2022:

Daily Mail News Link

Give a word of warning if you use that picture on any potential posting of this nom. They look for all the world like police photographs of the corpses of two old men found dead on their lavatories, having succumbed to their haemorrhoids. Indeed, Starmer and Brown look as if they might be on a double privy. Brown almost looks embalmed. Starmer obviously got a whiff of Brown’s final fart before he succumbed.

Just why are Labour so frightened of Mandy they allow him to pull the strings more than a decade after his political demise?. Just why is he so keen on reviving the defunct British career of David Miliband – Banana Man himself?. Why do they believe mass immigration and all the other greatest shits of the Blair era?.

More importantly why is Rishi Sunak behaving like John Major did in the mid 90s, poncing about in white tie and tails, enjoying pomp and circumstance but totally ignoring the daily bread and butter problems in the UK? – rancid union leaders like Mick Lynch, an elderly Citizen Smith, who appears not to possess a set of false teeth, human traffickers allowing the scum of the earth to invade the South coast, aided by the RNLI and the mis-named “Border Control”.

At the rate things are going 2024 will be May 1997 (“a new day has dawned, has it not?…. this is not a day for soundbites, but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder”). All the camp shit of the Blair years intoned by the robotic Kweer. A cabinet full of militant wimminz and limp wristed poofters, all crawling round the raddled arse of Mandy and Starmer – or possibly Miliband if Mandy fancies him more (I am sure the ugly cellist beard of a “wife” and two paid-for adopted children won’t object, as long as the money comes in already).

We will have the EU back, we will have Sturgeon and Ed Davey sharing power with Kweer to make sure they stay in power for ever. If this IS the last Conservative government ever – and it well could be, what a piss-poor specimen it is. God knows what Maggie would have made of them. GIven everybody is going on strike and the public are totally pissed off with the unions, it is ironic they will vote in a group of people shit scared of those same unions, who will know they will only have to threaten a strike for the “government” to kow tow to them. What a cunt of a cuntry this is, led by a bunch of supercunts who just want power at any cost. Kweer and co have learned from Groucho Marx: “these are our principles, and if you don’t like them, – well, – we have others”

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs