OH FUCK ME NOT AGAIN…………….WITH AN ADDED CUNT!!!!!!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me……………….this trio of absolute attention seeking cunts

Well the long streak of piss and his ever loyal, opened mouthed wife have joined forces with the cunt that is Martin Lewis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63917114

Mr Lewis has been a somewhat celebrity on these hallowed pages in recent months, the self gratifying, doom and gloom, let me tell you how to save money while I sip champagne from a cup of my own good fortune cunt, must be wanting to break Richard Branson’s record for any opportunity to get into the press.

The other two, go by the name LadBaby, who I believe I did cunt around this time of year before. He is a six foot something, thick as two short planks, sausage roll singing cunt, and his wife just gazes in amazement that being a fucking chav can actually bring rewards from the gullible British public.

Some may cunt me for cunting them, after all they do a lot for charity, thing is, they love to fucking talk about it at every fucking opportunity, and believe they are some type of celebrities. Well you are, you are celebrity cunts, you can bring the sausage rolls, and Martin can bring the ‘mincing’ pies.

I appreciate Christmas is supposed to be a season of goodwill to all, so why do we have to have this trio of cunts bringing out their version of ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ I and Mrs DryItchy would gladly donate a few quid to stop them releasing a fucking record.

Those three must think it is fucking Christmas every day. I’ll grant you Martin Lewis does offer some good financial advice, but now the cunt believes he can bestow upon us his money saving tips, how to conserve energy, and basically anything else to enable his band of merry followers to worship him. The other two are just a pair of cunts who managed to tap into the lower intellect level of the population……………..if they want to sell more records, they should bring a song out about Sunny fucking Delight.

Nominated by : DryItchyCunt

Unfamiliar with this character? Let me explain. Mulvaney is currently ‘transitioning’ to become a ‘girl’, and has chosen to do so in the full glare of the internet and social media.

I’ve said it on here before and I’ll say it again. If someone aspires to become a woman, or indeed a cat or a cabbage, then that’s their choice, and good luck with it. It’s no skin off my nose.

No, what I object to is the flouncing, ‘girly’ parody of womanhood that Mulvaney projects. Does he seriously believe that this is how women see themselves, or would want others to see them? It’s all a bit sickening to my taste, not to mention rather deluded.

Such is the seeming degree of caricature involved that some have called young Dylan out as a troll. That remains to be seen, but in the meantime, I’ll take things at face value, and call him/her/hem/they whatever out as a total twat.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

I would like to share with you guys my nom for the advert that makes me want smash my telly off the wall with a fucking sledgehammer.

This pair of whooping cunts would both fit into a tin of celebration if I had my way, when this advert comes on I can literally feel my blood pressure going up, so these pair of simian looking mother fuckers and the celebrations advert people deserve a good cunting….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(An early warning: the header pic in the next nom (11am) is likely to upchuck heavy breakfasts! – Day Admin)

R&B is that a blusey rhythm? Is it in 4 x 4 or another time signature. What is Rhythm & Blues? Is it Rock and Roll? Blues Rock?. I Dunno

‘Hip Hop’s another. What genre is it? It is often listed below a Rap Artist. ‘He has been into ‘hip-hop’ for years’ or something it will say.

What is ‘hop hop’?

(‘I am so old I need a ”hip Op'”
That’s a joke. By way of light relief).

(If you want some “light relief”, just give Angie Rayner a call. Or at least that’s what the Cuntstable reckons! – Day Admin)

Another one is ‘Be bop’. I remember ‘Be-bop Deluxe’ but I don’t really know what Be-Bop is.

I am hoping the more knowledgeable musical cunters can help explain these terms.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info here: Day Admin – Musical Directory link )

Twenty five members of a far-right group called ‘Patriotic Union’ have been arrested in Germany. They are accused of plotting to overthrow the German government and establish a monarchy with 71-year-old Heinrich Xlll Prinz Reuss zu Köstritz as their king.

BBC News Link

A former German MP and a Russian woman are said to be among the conspirators. They intended to storm the German Capitol, arrest lawmakers and execute the chancellor. They also planned to renegotiate the country’s post-second world war settlement, insisting the Deutsche Reich still has legitimacy.

Makes you wonder where they got this idea from. I believe their lawyers are going to claim it’s all fake news and any evidence against them was planted by the FBI.

Nominated by: Allan