City of York Council have spent £1,000,000 on two… guess what…

Leisure Centres?

Nope.

Schools?

Nah.

Erm…recruiting more bobbies on the beat?

Lol. Don’t be silly.

No, they’ve spunked it on 2 bin lorries. And they don’t even work in the rain.

You see, they spunked £500,000 each on two bin lorries that were fully electric to stop Greta crying. The fact the cunting things were out of service most of the time for a year isn’t a big issue for the council.

You see, they bought 12 ‘green’ bin lorries, but only two fully leccy ones. The manufacturer paid for (no doubt diesel) replacement vehicles while they worked out how to fix the (many) faults.

Just skirt over the fact you’re spunking 500k of residents money on a single bin lorry then?

Oh don’t worry, York constituents. They plan on spending more of your hard earned money on making all of the bin lorries fully leccy soon.

£6 million on bin lorries.

I wonder how Greta got to be a multi millionaire at 18 with no qualifications whatsoever, eh?

The Climate Change ‘Emergency’ is the biggest grift in history. A lot of cunts getting rich by saying the weather isn’t perfect…without even saying what weather they actually want, of course.

It’s all grift and backhanders.

Cunts.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Thinning hair. (Posh for going bald – Day Admin)

I’m at Elders, and she’s lowering my ears.
“Blimey, she says. It’s like trimming a rabbit. So fine and fluffy.”
“so, am I going bald?”
“Oh no, errm, I’ve had to trim your neck a bit higher.”
“because I’m going bald”
“No, no. The texture of your hair has changed and…. I’m not going to cut the top quite as short as usual”
“because I’m going bald”

Happy days. I already look like a constipated turtle, weigh about 8 stone, couldn’t win an arse kicking contest in a room of one legged men, and now I’m going bald. Could life get any better?

Patient Info

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

You don’t want to roil Lloyd Russell Moyle.
At all costs avoid upsetting Lloyd.
Especially on sexual matters.

His piss starts to boil if you disagree with him. Lloyd is paranoid as if everyone’s against him .

Like he should wear a hat made of tin foil. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

He’s wound tight as a coil ready to explode. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.
His face contorted like a gargoyle.
Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

He strains and…and you feel his underpants could soil when in full flight. Watching him is a really hard toil.

To the lbgtqia+ community he is extremely loyal. Lloyd Russell-Moyle.

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‘creepy weird behaviour’ in the Commons again. Remember the mace episode?
Well this time it is his hugely over the top response to a female Conservative MP’s legitimate concerns about that Scottish bill to bring in self- identification.

Also he went and sat in the conservative benches afterwards according to the Express. ..really weird.

Quickly, I have watched him discussing other political topics and he comes across as reasonably human. But when it gets onto lgbtqia+ rights and such he really does turn into the–‘Russell-Moyle Creature’.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

And seconded by: Sick of it

A cunting for chief Cream Puff in the commons, Lloyd Russell-Moyle

In the debate about the Scots Nazis gender recognition reforms (rejected by the UK government) a female conservative MP. Miriam Cates, gave her 2 minutes worth.
In her speech she mentioned having a personal experience in a ladies room (bog) where she felt uncomfortable by a bloke in a dress staring at her (avoid the description trans woman, cos it’s bollocks).

Russell-Moyle then went into one of his girlie fits screaming at her (see the clip in the link), he was quickly warned by the speaker but still went on, then bizarrely sat on the conservative side of the house seemingly in an attempt to intimidate Miriam Cates.

He will probably get away with this behaviour because he is a shirt lifter and like his mate Chris Bryant there appears to be greater tolerance for the ‘gay’ than a straight bloke.
I am sure if a straight blue bloke had done this the outrage would have been multiplied a hundred times.

Express News Link

What the heck has been going on with regard to the Menopause in recent years?

It seems like all the menopausal ‘celebs’ think that they are the first women to ever experience this phenomenon.

I wont name names, as this nomination would go on forever like a school register. Its a bit like the fitness video craze in the 80’s and 90’s; they all think they are now such experts that they need to voice the little they actually know on the topic either in an interview on an idiot lantern morning show, write a press article or at worst write a novel!

Once we had just Menopause; now we have words like – Premenopause, Perimenopause and Postmenopause being used everywhere – TV ads, storylines in TV soaps, endless articles in the papers and magazines etc.

FFS ladies, just accept this unavoidable happening that has been part of the timeline of human life for centuries!

Nominated by: knobrot

And helpful link provided by Geordie Twatt

Here’s a link: Glamour Link

I’m surprised darling Eddie Izzard hasn’t yet given us the lowdown on her experiences with the menopause.

(More info here, Day Admin – Daily Mail News link )

This is the practice of attaching a new product to old online reviews and hoping potential buyers don’t read the actual reviews themselves but are more focused on the fact it has 4 or 5 star ratings.

Amazon is particular is prone to this phenomenon, but most other online retailers probably suffer the same problems with fake online reviews.

An example of Review Merging is where a supplier uploads a cheap but fairly decent product such as a pair of scissors. It is a genuinely good product and receives hundreds of genuine 4* or 5* reviews.

But then the supplier uploads a really meaty product such as a smart phone, or tablet or some other nice looking gadget but isn’t a familiar brand name such as Apple or Samsung but more like Wiota or Sanjina.

Moreover the supplier doesn’t upload this to Amazon as a separate item but they are able to merge it with their existing products (scissors in this example) and they’re able to change the title, the description and photos they go with it. But more importantly is that the existing reviews and ratings (for the scissors) also get merged with the dodgy new gadget.

The gadget in question is cheap and nasty in reality, but by “piggy backing” off reviews from the supplier’s existing reviews it will look to potential customers that the gadget is highly recommended.

It’s only if a customer actually takes the time to read the reviews will they find that the review has absolutely nothing to do with the product (in this example the reviews will be about the scissors rather than the gadget)

In fairness Amazon do try to stamp down on this kind of thing, along with other forms of fake/bogus reviews. But when one considers its sells millions of products every day across the world, along with hundreds of thousands of products and reviews being uploaded on a daily basis, it is no surprise that quite a lot of bogus reviews still remain active and thus conning potential customers.

In summary therefore, don’t just look at the ratings before you buy. Check the reviews themselves for consistency. Also make sure the reviews aren’t bogus either (usually consisting of less than a sentence, or from reviewers with only a handful of reviews against their name)

The following link provides more details

ReviewGeek

Nominated by: Technocunt