We already know that this idiotic charade is a pile of steaming cunt, so how can they surpass even their own cuntish standards?

Here’s how, the luvvies are having a meltdown because Andrea Riseborough has been nominated for best actress, and there are no blacks on the shortlist.

Sky News

Well God forbid someone who can act should be nominated. Why not have Floella Benjamin for presenting Playschool? At least she’s the right colour.

In view of this heinous crime, a review of the awards campaign procedures is underway, to make sure no guidelines were violated.

Well of course they were, Andrea Riseborough is white.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: Geordie Twatt

Might I second the Duke’s nomination with this short video which perfectly encapsulates what I think of the Oscars

You Tube Link

About 50 years ago James Callaghan said ‘ A lie is half way around the world before the truth has got its boots on.’ Since then things have got far worse- the truth is ignored.

Let’s look at two seemingly un related events, the lad who lost a finger whilst ‘being chased by racists’ and the ‘far right’ protestors who demonstrated outside the asylum seekers hotel .

Raheem Bailey did lose a finger some 9 months ago but the Gwent plod have concluded that ,after studying the evidence CCTV, witness statements etc, his claims do not reflect what actually happened. The case has apparently been dropped. I have no idea how much taxpayers’ money was spent on the investigation but I would have thought that some more could be spent to see if there is a case for a wasting police time.

Moving on to the events of February 11th we have a whole raft of the great and the good queuing up to express outrage at the actions of ‘far right’ demonstrators. None of them provided evidence that the demonstrators were ‘far right’. Is there a definition of what constitutes a far right philosophy?

The icing on the cake was that adulterer from Care4 Calais who happened to be there, keen to give the media her thoughtful insights.

The question that no one seems to ask is why did a number of people feel it necessary to express themselves in such a manner.

BBC News Link

Nominated by Guzziguy, link above and supporting piece below by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Supported for the finger scam with this info:-

”Ms Bailey set up a fundraising campaign following the incident which has received over £100,000 in donations. She is looking into having a prosthetic fitted.”

£100k? Kerching. A prosthetic fucking finger? The gullible cunts who contributed to this scam need their heads examining.

The original report did not mention racism (I think I cunted it at the time) Politicians and the earnestly woke added it.

Note no daddy, as is the norm with these parasites..

The whole thing was an invention after an accident. Why no mention of wasting police time? Oh, I see. That would be racism, innit.

Having secured herself a media slot on Talkradio/TV Nadine suddenly decides she will not be standing at the next election. She uses her newly acquired platform to slag off the Tory government (an easy target but forgets that she was one of them for 19 fucking years) and cries about her constituency and how much she will miss all her wonderful constituents……..sob sob sob.

Do me a favour darling, are you having a fucking laugh? Another fucking chancer seeing an opportunity to make more money and grabbing hold of it with her greedy grasping hands.
Just fuck off bitch. If you had even a sliver of integrity you would pack it in now, not hang on to enhance your pension. Fucking hypocrite slag.

The Guardian

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

(FN please add your own link in future  – DA)

Well, we’ve all done it, haven’t we.

”Lawyer dies from gunshot wound after MRI machine caused gun to go off”

Yes, you nip to the hospital to get an MRI scan for your mother and fuck me, you go in the scanner room which works on the principle of a huge magnetic field, and forget you have a loaded, primed gun on you.

I am going to have to complain to my local hospital about their lack of diligence. I had a scan some years ago and nowhere was there any notice that guns should be left at reception. It’s a fucking disgrace.

MSN News Link

Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble

I’m sure we’ve read the recent announcement of Shell’s record-breaking £32bn pre-tax profits for 2022.

Inevitably there was outrage from the usual suspects, and rightly so. More so given that most of their profits was generated either directly or indirectly with the ongoing war in the Ukraine, oil embargos to Russia and the massive spike in energy prices throughout last year.

Wishy Washy’s Windfall Tax only generated roughly £110m from Shell’s profits, although that is expected to rise to around £420m this year. The £110m tax compares quite poorly to the EU’s equivalent tax on Shell of £430m for 2022.

Opposition parties, unions, poverty groups and eco-loons want the Windfall tax threshold increased not only for Shell but other Big Oil companies that announce record profits of a similar nature.

Shell also issued dividends to shareholders of some £5.1bn on the back of those profits, some of which went towards topping up private investment portfolios and private pensions. But again critics argued how ethical it is for private investors in Big Oil to profit while millions of households struggle with energy and food bills, along with thousands of Ukrainian and Russian people dying in the conflict..

The only good thing about Shell, is that last year they moved their HQ from the Netherlands to London. Not that it got much media attention probably because it would have bolstered support for the Brexit argument.

The Big Oil companies are indeed cunts for profiting on global conflicts. But that’s business and the basic concept of supply and demand.

The windfall tax as it currently stands is just a piss in a vast ocean and does little or nothing to either relieve some of the pain millions of ordinary people are going through, or boosting the Treasury’s coffers to help pay our crippling debts.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt