Congratulations to Cuntamus prime who win`s Deadpool 317 by picking the Nobel Prize Winning physicist Peter Higgs who proposed Higgs boson who has died aged 94.Higgs died peacefully at home yesterday after a short illness.Higgs came up with theory however it was not confirmed until almost 50 years later.
On to Dead Pool 318
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses name from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Cliff ‘Yew Tree dodging, colostomy bag wearing, k*ddie fiddling’ Richard
John ‘ClIffs spunk vacuum’ McElynn
Adam ‘shit actor’ Woodyatt
Thomas Markle
Steve ‘open mouthed, shit actor’ McFadden
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At least Higgs lived to see his theorised boson 9ldiscovered to exist beyond reasonable doubt. The same probably can’t be said for the string theorists.
Jim Lovell (Apollo Astronaut)
James Earl Jones
William ‘voice of KITT’ Daniels
Douglas Hurd
Brian Blessed
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King Charles
Kate Middleton
Elton John (old Queen)
Edward Duke of Kent
Katherine Duchess of Kent
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Jocelyn Wildenstein
George Hamilton
Robert Wagner
Kris Kristofferson
Henry Winkler
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Virginnia Mckenna
Cleo Lane
William Shatner
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
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Noam Chomsky
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
Dory Funk jr
Donald Trump
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