Congratulations to Cuntamus prime who win`s Deadpool 317 by picking the Nobel Prize Winning physicist Peter Higgs who proposed Higgs boson who has died aged 94.Higgs died peacefully at home yesterday after a short illness.Higgs came up with theory however it was not confirmed until almost 50 years later.
On to Dead Pool 318
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses name from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Congratulations Cuntamus
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Brigitte Bardot
Dick Van Dyke
Leslie Caron
Gene Hackman
Lee Majors
0
Ray Anthony
Frank Field
Joanne Woodward
Leontyne Price
Virginia Halas McCaskey
0
Desmond Morris
Stuart Hall
Renée Richards
Mary Parkinson
Roger Corman
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
Norman Tebbit
David Irving
Rosemary West
0
A doff of my hat to Mr.Higgs ..
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
James Hetfield
0
Lindsey Buckingham
Yoko fucking Ono
Mick Fleetwood
Danglebert Pimpledick
Stevie Nicks
1
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, C-P.
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
1
Rob Burrow
Stephen Darby
Esther Rantzen
Sven Goran Eriksson
Ted Turner
0
Well done Cuntamus
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Alan Bennett
Julie Andrews
0
Jimmy Carter
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Marion Ross
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Timothy West
Prunella Scales
0
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson.
Nice work CP.
0
Robert Duvall
Raol Castro
Jan Marie Le Penn
Pope Francis
Imelda Marcos
Bullseye CP
0
Tony Blair
John Prescott
Cliff Richard
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good darts CP
0
Clint Eastwood
Mrs Navalny
Phil Collins
Linda Nolan
Beast of Bolsover
Nice shooting CP
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Bruce Dern
Ray Reardon
Bang on CP
0
Dave Brock
Jon Anderson
Maddy Prior
John Williams (the guitary cunt, that is…)
Alan Stivell
0
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Trueman
Tony Soper
Shannon Doherty
0
Don King
Esther Rantzen
David Daker (actor)
Brian Murphy
Ratko Mladic
0
Esther Rantzen taken.
Julie Goodyear instead.
0
David Essex
Joe Bugner
Dan Ackroyd
Barbra Streisand
Pete Townsend
0
Gudrun Ure
June Spencer (The Archers)
Dabney Coleman
Dick Van Dyke
Willy Nelson
0
Dick Van Dyke already taken.
Janis Paige instead.
0
David Attenbore
Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Dr Ruth
0
James Galway
Roger Whittacker
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Pete Murray
0
Roger whittiker jumped your gun last year – is toast
0
Willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope Wendy Craig alex ferguson
0
Fuck, ferguson gone, tessa sanderson
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Sandi Toksvig
Doreen Lawrence
Ron Jeremy
Jo Guest
Miriam Margoyles.
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
Tommy ‘Karate’ Pitera
0