I would like to nominate our money grabbing government for trying to screw money out of any fucker they think they can get money out of.

Dirty Harriet and i operate a little garage, its just me, her and my lad who comes in to help for 12 hours a week, its cold, its hard work, there are all sorts of associated costs that means it pays a wage but is really getting to the point were there are easier ways to make a living, it honestly makes it hard for me to be sympathetic when i hear NHS staff, train staff, teachers going on strike over pay and conditions, they want to spend a year or two doing this fucking job for some clarification.

Anyway i digress, there are always more costs, the latest is for a fucking £385 licence to play the fucking radio as background music, i shit you not, as most of the time its only me listening in the closed workshop, that’s absolute bollocks, it looks like I’m going to have to sing to myself or dust off my fucking Walkman.

Honestly in a country where we rescue illegal immigrants from the channel,so they can come here and claim everything under the sun at out expense ,donate millions to other fuckers wars, charities for every fucking thing from webbed footed inbred African with cleft lip and fractured eyelash cunts to the plight of the night stalker scorpion and the box jellyfish, Food, petrol, diesel, gas has all gone up and now we are donating tanks ffs.

Who the fuck is financing this shit show you ask, it appears to be the ever rarer people in this who work, like you and me, we pay for these pontificating government cunts, to turn up at parliament, get slowly shit faced all at our expense while polishing the green leather benches with their arses and think of new ways to fuck over the little guy trying hard to make a living.

Honestly it make me think, why the fuck should i work, i can lie, con , become a leech sucking on the bollocks of all those cunts who fund this country, go on the dole, claim every benefit in the book and have the brass neck to complain there isn’t enough channels on Sky tv, while have Deliveroo drop off my pizza with extra cheese, helping me to become a burden on the health service, which a hasten to add i also pay for, but cant use because of the people leeching off it or the cunts are on strike.

Next there is going to be a sex tax, an air tax, daylight tax, moon light tax, rain tax, unwanted and unwelcome, these cunts will find a way to tax everything soon enough…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

It seems the much loved works of Roald Dahl are just too insulting for the perpetually offended brigade.

“Publisher Puffin has hired sensitivity readers to rewrite chunks of the author’s text to make sure the books ‘can continue to be enjoyed by all today’, resulting in extensive changes across Dahl’s work”.

Words such as fat, and ugly have been removed so as not to upset fat and ugly people. The Oompa Loompas are now gender neutral, and the BFG can no longer wear a black cloak, because the words black and white have been removed from Dahl’s novels.

Absurd censorship by a small group telling the rest of us how to behave yet again.
Here’s two books they may want to read before they go any further:
Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury, and George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four.
They are works of fiction too, depicting a dystopian future which is rapidly becoming reality.

Daily Mail

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.
(I’d like to see them try and edit Last Exit to Brooklyn – NA)

Paul Gadd, AKA Gary Glitter

This revolting piece of shit has been re-called to prison after serving half of a 16 year sentence. Apparently he broke his licence conditions by attempting to access the dark web using his phone. This cunt shows no remorse and remains a menace to children.

Nasty, arrogant, kiddy-fiddling cunt. Best thing that could happen to Glitter would be (slow) death by woodchipper, live on ITV, Saturday night at 9pm. Feet-first of course, stopping the machine a few times for 20 minutes, say at the level of Glitter’s knees, bollocks and guts for comfort and tea/biscuit breaks.

Utterly evil cunt. On par with Brady and Hindley.

Yahoo News

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

The cunts in charge are quite happy that thousands of people are freezing to fucking death whilst fuel companies ( their mates) are raking in obscene profits .

Now the cunts are coming for your “alternative “ way of heating spurred on by groups of cunts like Mums4lungs.

There’s talk of banning stoves, to banning the burning of wood because of particulates that are dangerous.

Some cunt from the Grauniad even said that even though there are only 8% of households have a stove, they are creating more pollution than the whole of the UK Road users put together, what utter bullshit.

Here’s a link to just one article of many that have sprung up coincidentally during the “ fuel crisis “.

The Guardian

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The BBC News Website informs us that a coalition of 27 organisations (the usual suspects) are demanding that the Covid inquiry puts ‘race at its core’. The article is enriched by the usual sob stories of ethnics who lost loved ones. My favourite is a chap whose 60 year old father ‘did everything right’ yet still died.

It would be nice to think that any findings are totally honest but we know that this is highly unlikely; cue the compo calls.

However , I think that these campaigners do have a point , race did play a part in Covid. The fucking Chinese have a lot of explaining to do. At the very least Covid must be given its proper name – Chinky Virus.

BBC News

Nominated by Guzziguy,

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