Now, I know he can come across as a cunt and he did marry a cunt (that retarded not right banshee, ‘Grimes’). But anyone who has it in for the BBC like he does can’t be all bad. Musk totally destroys the ‘Beeb’ knobhead in this interview.
So, possibly, not a cunt…. Possibly.
https://twitter.com/TexasLindsay_/status/1646006232484913153
Nominated by : Norman
Frankland Prison are allowing prisoners to have landline phones in their cells.
This category A prison, home to such charmers as Wayne Couzens, Levi Bellfield and Ian Huntley, is installing phones in all cells so that prisoners won’t have to queue to make calls.
This is despite the fact that prisoners are not allowed to have mobile phones, so what better way to limit their means of communication with scumbags outside, than giving them a phone?
Prison sources say that the access will be limited, but if that happens there will be no doubt be legal action by their cunty lawyers, because their yooman rights are being curtailed.
Bring back the treadmill and cat o’nine.
Nominated by : mystic maven
Box ticking in government agencies.
A car is parked across the road from our house. It has been there for a couple of weeks and does not move. The rear off-side tyre is flat. Today I investigated and found that it is declared SORN and its last MOT expired in May 2022. I phoned local plod on 101 and worked my way through menus and sub menus until I was starting to lose the will to live. Eventually told I was in a queue to be answered of a length where I was afraid I might be dead before someone picked up my call.
I decided as I would shortly be driving past the cop-shop I would report it in person so I hung up the phone. In the cop-shop was rewarded with total disinterest. Told that if the car was driven and picked up on an ANPR camera they would take action. Reported the car to the local authority as an abandoned vehicle. They responded that they would not act until the car had been there for at least three weeks and that it was legal to park a car which had no MOT on the public highway. That is flat not true.
Shortly afterwards I had an email from them saying they were very pleased to report the problem had been resolved and not to reply to this message as it was from an unmonitored email account! You couldn’t make it up. I have now reported it to the DVLA who have stated that they will look into it but I won’t hear back details of any action taken.
Without doubt these organisations will each publish stats showing a problem satisfactorily resolved.
Sorry I can’t think of an appropriate link but if a fellow cunter can supply such I would be grateful.
Nominated by : arfurbrain.
Chatgpt is a cunt. Biased as fuck, too.
I decided to give it a whirl. Write me a poem about how good Brexit is, I asked. The response was a fairly long lecture about how chatgpt is unbiased, how it couldn’t possibly write anything good about Brexit because opinion is split and there are negatives as well as positives, etc. Ok, I thought – write me a poem about how bad Brexit is. This time I got a couple of paragraphs of shitty teenage poetry waxing lyrical about the EU, and how Brexit was awful.
Then I decided to give it a second chance. I asked it to write a poem about the Tories, and then one about the Labour party.
The Tories were “the voice of the elite, the ones with power and deceit, who care for their own and not the rest, and see society as a test” by bringing “austerity and cuts and poverty [and] broken promises and hypocrisy”.
Labour? They were striving “for a world where all can thrive, with compassion and empathy at their core” and seeking”to build a world that’s not strange, to heal the wounds of the past”. The poem concluded that Labour had a “vision [that] is true [and] a future… meant for me and you.”
Seriously, this could have been written by Owen Jones while he was fingering Polly Toynbee. Chatgpt? Biased lefty cunt.
https://www.techradar.com/news/chatgpt-explained
(If you give a shit, this is what all the noise is about – NA)
Nominated by : Le Cunt Noir
Miles Plastic also warned us with this:
AI
It turns out that they’re a but cuntish. When asked some questions they reveal themselves to be not very nice.
Data was put in about a relationship and the Cunt started ‘manipulating’ the situation so they should split .
I mean they seem to be developing bad personalities.
As AI develops I mean. Which it is at an exponential rate.
That’s why Elon Musk is calling for a halt.
As I say there are signs that these ‘intelligent robots’ are twats. Or potential twats.
The nightmare vision of Science Fiction is almost upon us.
Remember ‘Hal’ in 2001? Arthur C. Clarke was very accurate in his predictions.
‘Bladerunner’ comes to mind.
So pandemics, nuclear war and now the cherry on the top humanity destroyed but Artificial Intelligence.
We all know the overall theme, an atrocity happens and Al Beeb and the quislings at Westminster say the same thing; “Islam is the religion of peace etc”. I’m not sure any of them have actually been to an Islamic country, I’ve only been to The Maldives and The UAE (very moderate) and the hostility is palpable, ruled by fear not by respect. However, two things in the past two weeks have alarmed me at their brazenness and utter disregard for the English way of life:
1) Trafalgar Square resembling the centre of any city under a caliphate.
https://www.london.gov.uk/events/eid-square-2023
2) Magdalen College in Oxford University substituting a traditional St George’s Day banquet to instead hold an event to celebrate Eid (last day of Ramadan). Doubtless the vino will not flow and it will be a drab affair.
Telegraph Link.
What I find odd to do you can bet your bottom dollar all the supporters of this will be indigenous people who are atheists and lamblast Christianity, but will support this. Even more ludicrous is the Muslim population of the U.K. made up 6.5% of the population two years ago. I sincerely look forward to a political party that supports the taxpayer and the English people sooner rather than later, or Colonel Gadaffi’s prediction “ “We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe—without swords, without guns, without conquest—will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.” Will come true.
I despise the cunts in charge of this country.
Nominated by : Fortress Cuntimus