Like groundhog day, it’s the mayor of londonstan sadiq khan again..

What’s he done now you ask?
Spent six million rebranding six overground train lines..

With new colours and names..
But of course woke, virtual signalling names..
Like lioness line,Windrush line and liberty line..

The man is a genius at deflection, knife crime rampant, weekly terrorist marches, and this cunt is wasting taxpayers money on vanity projects

More appropriate names would be the sharia line, the stab line, I’m sure my fellow cunters can run wild with this..

But I guarantee this turd will be back in office, quicker than a peaceful on benefit day.

GB news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

And seconded by: Coño in Spanish

Fully seconded here Barry.

As residents of the Smoke we thought this miserable excuse of a Son of a B….usdriver couldn’t sink any further.

The Missus genuinely thought it was a wind up!

This is the man who has had to go cap in hand to Government to prop up TfL on more than one occasion. Where the fucking fuck did he suddenly find 6 million quid then?

As for the names, you could literally have paid a 10 year old with sweets and a free PS5 and they would have come up with better. My personal nominations are as follows:

The Hipster Line – anything through East London
The Stabby line – one to Croydon
The Ganga Line – The one heading through North West onto Watford
The powder line – Anything west bound heading to Clapham or near Chelsea
The stolen Range Rover line – heading to Essex Romford

Pile of cunt.

Cunters may recall my recent nomination regarding the bizarre case of Linzi Smith, Newcastle Utd FC and the ‘Stadium Stasi’. Linzi was banned from attendance at St James’s Park for the heinous crime of commenting that ‘trans women are men’ on soshull meeja. This came about after she was targeted in a report following an investigation by the shady ‘Premier League Intelligence Unit’. You really couldn’t make it up.

Sadly it will come as no surprise to learn that the insidious ‘Gender Gestapo’ is also active half a world away in sunny California. Consider the case of Mrs Fran Itkoff, a 90 year old disabled lady who has been a volunteer worker for charity The National Multiple Schlerosis Society for 60 years.

When this estimable lady innocently asked what ‘preferred pronouns’ meant, she was informed that her services were no longer required by the NMSS. In typical Calismarmese, she was ‘asked her to step away from her role, because of statements that were viewed as not aligning with our policy of inclusion’. Or in plain English, ‘we don’t want you around any more. Get lost’. Yes, she too had committed the cardinal sin of falling foul of the Gender Gestapo.

So there’s the rub. An elderly lady who has devoted literally years of her life to helping people is cast aside, just because some touchy cunt looked to find offence. All hail the Gender Gestapo. More power to the Pronoun Police.

How on earth did it ever come to this? How many more people are being treated this way? Never mind; cunters will be relieved to know that in the true spirit of generosity and reconciliation, the charity is now ‘reaching out’ to Mrs Itkoff. That’s alright then.

GB news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Targeted advertising can be a right cunt.

You know – you order something from a website and the fuckers bombard you with emails trying to flog you ‘related products’ which ‘might also be of interest’

Well thus time the AI driven cunts have got right up my nose.

Mrs D bought some post operation bras from M&S yesterday. So naturally AI not being either particularly intelligent the cunts follow up with a series of emails pushing their latest campaign :

“Love your boobs with styles that measures up. Book your bra fitting now”

Well, M&S, nothing would give my wife better pleasure. However, the clue to why she bought your bras is in the name. One of the boobs you want her to love is being lopped on Thursday.

So my award for insensitive cunt of the week goes to good old M&S…

Nominated by: Dioclese

(Not for the first time have M&S been criticised for insensitivities – Day Admin M&S And Palestine Colours )

(True white privilege in all its finery – Day Admin)

A last minute tacked on cunting for Lindsay Holye..

In a move to help dame keir, the speaker ignored convention and pushed the Labour amendment, on which he had no right to do..

Cue chaos as MPs walked out “probably to the subsidised bar”. So in the end nothing was achieved except the house of commons looking like a bunch of cunts.
Which we all knew anyway..

The whole thing is a pointless exercise as the two warring parties will pay no attention to them, whatever they agree.

So sir Lindsay can join the club with that useless john Bercow as labour friendly speakers.

GBNews

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

And on a very similar topic there’s this from Ron Knee

The House of Commons

*Deadline 21st February 2024*

The SNP has control of the Commons’ agenda, and has tabled a motion calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. This has been done purely on humanitarian grounds, having nothing to do with seeking electoral advantage in Scotland by exploiting a rift wider than the Grand Canyon in Labour’s ranks on the matter.

Labour meanwhile has a trick up its own sleeve. Against parliamentary convention and the advice of the Clerk of the House, Mr Speaker Hoyle (himself a Labour member) curiously also allows Labour’s own amendment to be presented. Cue howls of outrage around the House about a breach of impartiality, and a mass exodus in the direction of the bar. Cue growing accusations that Hoyle has been knobbled by Sir Queir’s strong-arm boys to allow Labour a vote on its own amendment, thus heading off a damaging split within the party. Cue calls of ‘Just Stop Hoyle’, and growing demands for the Speaker’s head on a plate.

Thus ends a day of shabby, cynical manoeuvring in the Mother of Parliaments. The supreme irony of course, is that Hamas and the Israelis remain at daggers drawn, neither side giving a flying fuck about empty gesture party politicking thousands of miles away.

It makes you proud to be British.

Mirror News

‘Such a parcel of rogues in a nation’
Robert Burns, 1791.

is a cunt.

Tanweer Ikram is the judge who presided over the so-called “Paraglider Girls” trial – three women who wore images of paragliders at an anti Israel march following the October 7th attacks. They were found guilty of terrorism offences, but he let them go free with a pitiful conditional discharge commenting that “emotions were running very high”. No doubt emotions were off the charts as Hamas butchered and raped their way through a thousand Israelis, but I suppose he’d let them off too claiming they were just indulging a spot of spirited high-jinx.

Just for clarity, Ikram had the option of giving these women up to 6 months in the jug and unlimited fines.

Pitiful sentencing of terrorism advocates is one thing, but this cunt has a one track agenda when it comes to the dispensing of justice.

In December 2022 this same judge sent police constable James Watts to prison for 20 weeks for sharing racist jokes in a private WhatsApp group. This copper wasn’t glorifying murder or exalting in the raping of young women, he made a few jokes not intended for public view, and even if the public were to see them, the jokes at worst might be considered distasteful or offensive – but NOT actually endorsing murder or sexual violence. Ikram later boasted in a talk to students that (quote) “I gave him a long prison sentence, the police were horrified by that”.

Ikram also liked a Twitter post by virulent anti-Israel noisemaker, Sham
Uddin (another fucking barrister with a very personal idea of what the impartiality rules of the bar actually mean), in which Uddin stated “To the Israeli terrorist both in the United Kingdom, the United States, and of course Israel you can run, you can bomb but you cannot hide — justice will be coming for you.”

A judge, a fucking judge, liking this kind of insane mouth foaming poison, then immediately proceeding to let off a load of Hamas hugging terrorist sympathisers.

Does anyone else think there’s a bit of a problem here?

Daily Fail

Nominated by Balsamic Dave.