Honestly, where do you find these cunts Jeezum? C.A.

This transgender influencer ( what else?) has been working with Pepsico to promote Doritos.

just-food

However, some rather vile posts and tweets made by this blonde stunner some years ago have resurfaced and have been circulating on social media.

Not surprisingly, Pepsico have “severed their relationship”
with Samantha, and are back peddling furiously in some reports that any relationship existed.

I’ll attached another link, just for any of you who are curious to know what all the fuss is about.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I know it`s been cunted before, dear cunters, but it`s a cunt that just keeps on giving.

Apparently this week (13-19th May) was Mental Health Awareness Week.

Well I never? I thought that was last week. Or the week before that. Or any other random week, for that matter.

It seems like every fucking minute of every fucking day you hear someone, somewhere banging on and on (usually the MSM) about mental health (issues).

Can any of you cunters remember when `mental health issues` weren’t actually `issues`? Me neither. It used to be that someone may have a been a bit `off` or occasionally, someone had a `nervous breakdown`. Or more rarely, some nutjob somewhere (usually the US) had a brain-gasm and indiscriminately shot multiple people with a semi-automatic then finally himself. In all cases, with the right drug treatments & ECT for the mentals or in the latter case, self-treatment, all was once again hunky dory.

They were all just a bit `mad`. Yes, we`ve always been mental. Hitler, for instance – he was a bit mental wasn`t he? And that Putin, he`s a bit mad isn`t he? And one day I`m sure he`ll get it out of his system.

Rather nostalgically, It used to go something like this (lines from Nöel Coward`s Brief Encounter) …

Fred Jesson: “You’ve been a long way away.”
Laura Jesson: “Yes.”
Fred Jesson: “Thank you for coming back to me.” *

But for now we can all blame it on `mental health (issues)`.

If you want to read the fucking obvious drivel about this, here’s a link (but I wouldn’t bother if I were you – I didn’t – plus you`ll never get the time back.) …

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/mental-disorders

* Optional follow-up line line: “Now get me fucking tea on, woman – I`m fucking famished Bitch.”

Nominated by : Sam Beau

It’s always good to see a display of informal yet elegant fashion, so I was highly impressed to see a new standard being set recently in the streets of Majorca’s fine capital city.

Step forward the ripped figure of the man I’ve dubbed ‘Mr Speedos’, recently caught strolling urbanely through Palma’s shopping area clad in, er, a pair of bright green budgie smugglers. Now you might think that the gentleman in question would have augmented this outfit with a trendy pair flip-flops, but no, nothing so mundane or boring for this cutting-edge fashionista. Instead, he’s outrageously gone for contrast and shock value, chosing a pair of short shocks and trainers.

It will not surprise cunters to learn that a race is now on to identify this style icon, with a number of international fashion houses and modelling agencies desperate to sign him up.

Step forward ‘Mr Speedos’; a dazzling future in the world of haute couture awaits.

The Mirror Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Maybe a controversial one this, but after thinking about it, I can see what Yeo is doing.

The King is clearly being consumed by the Blob, red in colour. This could be his cancer, or perhaps it’s the ‘Blob’ of big government and the lefty establishment – civil servants, Church of England, Police and BBC, and an incoming Labour government.

It’s a cry for help.

Banksy’s effort would’ve been completely obvious and as subtle as a brick (as is everything he does), probably a stencil of KC on the bog or kissing his oncologist while a street urchin bleeds out.

Good job, Mr Yeo. Don’t let the philistines grind you down.

The Standard Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The Grab Fabs are at it again, selling their ‘Let It Be’ film to Disney+.
Now, the film itself is surely for diehard fans only. As it’s very boring, and it’s also now been eclipsed by Peter Jackson’s ‘Get Back’ project.

Anyone else would put the Let It Be film out on DVD, so Beatles fans could buy it if they wanted. But that old fool Macca still thinks the Beatles are top of the tree and that they should ‘compete’ with the likes of Taylor Swift. They split up in 1970 and two of them are long dead for fuck’s sake.

Gen – Z knobends and the like aren’t really initerested in th Beatles, if they are interested at all. But Apple – on McCartney’s orders – still peddle the Beatles ‘brand’ and want them to be down with the kids. The ridiculous marketing and rehashing of their Red and Blue albums (with that awful ‘last’ single) last year showed that. It’s absolutely absurd.

Let It Be is like the Stones films One Plus One and Gimme Shelter (except Gimme Shelter is a better film). Antique curios for longstanding fans. And the Beatles trying to gain new and younger fans with such a dull and dragging pile of crap like Let It Be is quite pathetic and very greedy. They’re not skint by any stretch of the imagination. so wasn’t the ‘Get Back’ cash-in enough? Of course it wasn’t and it won’t be for that lot.

I dare say the barrel will be well and truly scraped. As Apple/Disney will probably release some home movie footage of George Harrison eating his egg and chips, or John Lennon watching the Magic Roundabout. And an album of them farting after a night on the beer and curry in Hamburg will be released on ten different versions of colured vinyl. Once, the Beatles legacy was respectfully and classily supervised by Neil Aspinall (RIP). But since Apple sold its arse and its soul to UMG and Disney, the Beatles will now flog absolutley anything.

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Norman