Got-Got-Need (TV Show)

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Sky (no I don’t pay for it) have been advertising a show where Jamie Redknapp and Harry ‘I don’t know what tax is’ Redknapp, embark on trying to set up interviews with a real life ‘World Cup Xi’, in an effort to put their photos into a ‘Panini sticker’ type book.

The clip showed them meeting Thierry Henry. I think I saw Roberto Carlos. Fair enough. Then it showed Beth Mead.

Beth fucking Mead?

Yes, if folk discuss World Cup ‘legends’, I’m sure Beth Mead is a name that is regularly mentioned.

Get to fuck!

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

45 thoughts on “Got-Got-Need (TV Show)

  1. Pele,Eusebio,Moore,Beckenbauer and mead..
    It rolls off the tongue..

    I don’t know about mead,gonna need something stronger pass the scotch..

    • Git-Git-Kneed in the bollocks, or in Beth Meads case, the cunt.
      I fucking hate football, male or female.
      The beautiful game my arse.
      This is another nail in the TV entertainment coffin.
      Another method of channeling large amounts of money into the accounts of untalented, undeserving,vacuous self serving cunts.

    • Fuck knows what time it is.

      It seems a load of demented Koreans have crushed each other to death,shame this pair of cunts weren’t there searching in vain for a Korean ball kicker.

  2. I haven’t heard this pair of cunts speak for years, since turning the volume down on their verbal diarrhoea of “finkin an fort it”. Unless they’ve had elocution lessons in the meantime. Somehow I doubt it. Anyway, looking at their wonky eyes is enough.

  3. An’ ‘arry’s radio advert for a particular bookies makes me vomit…
    A Cockney Wanker indeed!

  4. I wouldn’t watch women’s football even if admission was free with a free pie & Pint

    To make me change my mind the following is needed

    Minimum 38DD
    No Bra’s
    Compulsory removing of Shirt when they Score

    Then I’m in

    Jack Whitehall’s a Cunt as well

    • There’s a coincidence LS. Those changes would inspire me to take an interest in women’s football as well. Great minds eh?

    • Besides you making me laugh and giving me a semi-on from your description of the perfect woman footballer, the media need to shut up lying about how great the wimmins game is, until they can compete with young boys let alone the men, because they’d need a fleet of ambulances more that the NHS could afford with injuries to the poor lasses. It would be a complete farce.

  5. All goes to show it isn’t the sum of tax one owes to the Exchequer, but the skill and expertise of ones Brief.

    Going to Monaco to set up a bank account in his dog’s name.

    Your ‘avin a facking giraffe, ‘arry!

    • “I know nuffink about tax your honour, but I can open offshore accounts in my dog’s name cor blimey stone the crows me old cockerney sparra!”

      “Oh I see. In that case, you’re free to go. Release the accused!”

      What the fuckety?

  6. I’m assuming she is one of the rug munchers in the wimmins squad.

    Hardly a legend, even allowing for her irrelevance to international sport, as she has never won the World Cup.

    BTW, was Harry paid a ‘consultancy’ fee, for this pap, in a brown envelope, or his dog?

  7. ‘Arry’ll do anyfink for a few bob. Tax free o’course.
    I’m amazed he finds the time after helping out his ‘old mucka’ and struggling gambling addict, Paul Merson, by fronting betting adverts.
    The fucking knees up muvva brahn cockney spiv.

    • Fairs fair, the cunt does encourage you to ‘take time out from betting’ in one of them.

      The spiv Private Walkeresque cunt. (Who looks like he bailed out of a burning Spitfire and Archibald McIndoe’s had a pioneering plastic surgery session on him).

      • If ‘Arry was around in the ww2 RAF he’d probably try selling his Spitfire to the Jerry’s.

  8. Harry Fucking Redknapp needs to take his red gravel face and get off my TV screen. This irritating twat will advertise anything for anyone for more gold coins to fill his already overflowing bank balance (probably Swiss – cunts like him only ever pay pennies in tax)
    Both him and his cunt son can fuck right off, stealing precious oxygen.
    I hate all these over paid, over exposed, self obsessed fucking lard arses…..
    … or should I tell you how I really feel ?

  9. Is the boy the one who had that rather spiffing wife Louise , how did that work out for him ?

    • Bit of a trollope I heard. Put it about a bit. Walks like she has rickets due to her legs being constantly open.

      Allegedly and all that, I heard it from the bloke in the pub so obviously never questioned it.

      • Would still give her a go though…..your description of her are all positives in my book

  10. I’ve never been a fan of wimmin in sports, but is has to be admitted that Emily Thornberry is the greatest freestyle heavyweight wrestler of her generation. Get her cross-buttocks across you and you wouldn’t get up in a hurry, and her pile driver could give you piles. What a woman! (subject to confirmation, of course). She is the real deal, even to her beer belly flopping over her speedos, and that hairy chest.

  11. I wouldn’t watch wimmins rugby or football if it was being played at the bottom of my garden. In fact, I’d close the fucking curtains.

    Good morning.

    • John Toshack’s comment when he was Swansea manager about Notts County playing in his back garden. The fucking cunt always got a lot of stick walking to the dug out at Meadow Lane.

    • There is something very dodgy about wimminz playing rugby – too many Angela Eagle’s’ and Kim Leadbetter’s if you take my drift

      • Know fuck all about wimminz rugby WC, but as I’ve posted before an academic who researched wimminz football turned up the figure of 90% sapphists.

  12. Day admin, I got up this morning and your description of last night’s shenanigans have now made me projectile vomit across the great hall of cunty towers. I am now on the scotch with a single bullet in the chamber of the revolver. Farewell cruel world.

    Funnily enough, I only had a pint of brown split as well. Am I losing my mind?

    • Mr CM,

      Of course you are! The refined gentleman takes a stiff G+T, or 3, with his bacon and eggs.

      Scotch is reserved for long bouts in the shed, tinkering, after a massive argument with ‘er indoors.

  13. I was booking some leave on my firm’s online portal the other day and who do I see…..(scroll down if accessing on your phone)

    https://www.brighthr.com/

    Yep Harry is now interested in HR management systems. What an absolute thundercunt

    • Wouldn’t have known the guy if I had fallen over him CotL, but in the picture in your link he really, really looks a right fucking retard.

  14. Wimmins football is about as much entertaining as a flea circus. Why don’t they reduce the size of the pitch like they do in their cricket boundaries. Let’s say to an extra large kitchen with plenty of food laid on for afters.

  15. I really don’t get why Harry is so popular he was a shit manager never won a thing I don’t even remember him as a player, his cunt of a son fucking useless apart from shagging Louise.

  16. Cuntybollocks must absolutely hate the Redknapps; the programme features Jack Whitehall and he doesn’t even get a mention!

    As for Beth Mead, of course they need to crowbar a token bird into the selectiion, just to mollify the blue-hairs.

    • I like how everyone knows how ridiculous it is to put her alongside people like Cafu etc but nobody acknowledges it.

      It’s painfully embarrassing.

      Like Bill Burr says the actual people letting down women’s sport are WOMEN!!! They represent half of the population.

      Why are they all moaning that men aren’t watching it. They could go to every game and the women’s game would suddenly have 60k a week in crowds at games .

      But no, they don’t want to watch that shit either but are happy to moan about equal pay.

      Well make it happen, start going to games and buying merch, you stupid people

  17. I had no idea the clocks were due for being put back. I was sat on the bog early this morning and heard this weird sound. I thought what the fuck’s that? Turned out it wasn’t my arse, it was my electronic wall clocks synchronizing.

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