Gregg Wallace

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Gregg Wallace of Master Cunt. The bald headed twat no talent just stands there dipping his dick in custard while waiting to collect his pay check. The man has no other purpose in life.

Unfair? He would likely wank into John Torode’s mayo just to stop it separating. Nah – he is a natural born cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The Only Way is Essex

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TOWIE. A program made by cunts for cunts and featuring the biggest and most useless cunts on the planet. Surely the cuntiest product ever created.

You’d have to send a rocket ship to the planet of the cunts to find a bigger selection of complete and utter window licking fuckwit retards. Why is this fucking load of shite on tele anyway?

In fact, if anyone disagrees with this nomination you must be a cunt of titanic fucking proportions.

Nominated by : Twathater

David Icke

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David Icke is a make believe, bollocks spouting, conning, conniving, make-it-up-as-I-go-along, shite spewing, lizard spotting, WTF?ing, either loony or conman, wanky, turquoise wearing, son-of-god-my-arseing, weirdo, freaky, attention-seeking, philandering, shit-at-football-so-make-up-fucking-fairy-tales cunt .

Makes me wish that lizard aliens did secretly run the world, coz then they might eat the dickhead.

He really is like having sex with Aretha Franklin when her vagina has been filled with fibreglass i.e. fucking massive irritating cunt.

Actually, fuck this, I nominate all the cunts who believe this cunt and buy his shit, thereby being guilty of funding fundamentalist cuntiness around the globe and allowing this fucking dildo to jism his bizarre brand of bollocks all over the place.

Fucking fucktards.

Nominated by : Vat of Custard