Cynthia Bowers

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Cynthia Bowers, former head of the Care Quality Commission. Fucked up big time and walked away with a £65,000 a year pension straight in to another cushy Quango job.

Useless cunt stuck two fingers up to the lot of us and trousered our money. Laughing all the way to the fucking bank.

So who’s the biggest cunt? Jeremy ‘cunt’ Hunt, us or her?

Nah! Gotta be her. No contest! Nobody died because of us.

Nominated by : Brainsurgeon

Caitlin Moran

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Dog faced lesbians victory waddling their vast arses across the country an end to the monstrous feminine movement? Oh no, virgin births continue. A new tribe has replaced the old sisterhood.

Self publicist irish motormouth Caitlin Moran has the freedom to talk, drink and smoke like an arse. Now looks like my arse.

Face like a cunt. And a cunt that would deflate a brass dildo.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Keith Lemon [2]

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Keith Lemon is a totally talentless, overpaid, unfunny, retarded beyond measurement, waste of precious earthbound oxygen, highly polished, decorated, ocean going CUNT of the fucking highest order.

Keith Lemon (they got the fucking surname right at least)! Who the fuck gave that prick a tv show? For fucks sake they must need a fucking huge humour injection.

Keith, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by : cripplecock

Slap heads

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I hate loath and despise slap head cunts. Bald cunts that try to disguise their lost hair by shaving it all off. Then they stick a cap on or some sad tossing bandana to hide the tell tale stubble marks. Which they wear all day indoors and out.

Think it makes you look cool cunts?

It just screams bald cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke