The Welsh Assembly

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What a bunch of cunts the Welsh Assembly are.

Not only did they bottle it when offered the same powers as Scotland – presumably because they prefer to spend English money rather then their own – but now they want to nationalise our organs so they can rip them out without asking first.

Apparently that makes them a ‘progressive nation’. Well here’s news for you, you cunts : Wales ain’t a nation, it’s a principality ruled by some philandering, jug eared cunt.

And you cunts can’t even be bothered to speak English. ‘Pishu bant’ – what’s that mean ‘Gives us yer organs’?

Fucking stupid foreign sheep shagging cunts.

Nominated by : Dylan Thomas
(under the influence of milk wood)

Gerontologists

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Voodoo quacks that keep old cunts like Mandela and Prince Philip ticking over on life support longer than an old style Russian leader are truely sinister cunts denying the pleasure of their demise to the humble sportsman.

Only insert the tubes if there is a large wodge of dosh in it for them naturally. For lesser mortals it’s straight onto the Liverpool Care Pathway and Good Night Vienna.

Resurrectionist Cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke