I COULD GO ON TO NAME AND SHAME BUT YOU CUNTS KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IN PART BECAUSE I TOLD YOU AT MY LAST FUCKING APPRAISAL! CUNTING CUNTS.
Nominated by: Cripplecock
Rebeccan Addlington, Olympic swimming cunt; Steve Davis, has been snooker cunt; Kian Egan, has been Westlife singer cunt; David Emmanuel, Princess Di’s dress designing cunt; Joey Essex, who the fuck is this cunt? cunt; Annabel Giles, little known TV presenter cunt; Mo Harris, fat twat Eastenders cunt – what the fuck is her real name anyway?; Lucy Pargeter, kicked out of Emmerdale on her arse cunt; Alfonso Ribiero, unknown American actor cunt looking for a job; Vincent Simone, poncy dancing cunt; Amy Willerton, a cunt with big tits; Mathew Wright, daytime chat show cunt.
All a bunch of cunts trying to revitalise their flagging careers by making cunts of themselves by undergoing purile self inflicted humiliation in a cheap, crappy TV show.
Cunts in the jungle with Ant and Dec – two more cunts.
Who the fuck watches this shit anyway? They’ve gotta be brain dead or high as a kite to settle down to this shite every night and believe it’s entertainment! We’ve got to be the biggest cunts for watching it in the first place!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Not to mention if Oxfam can supply a village with water for 3 quid a month I’m fucking changing suppliers…. I pay £140 plus a fucking year to the money grabbing fuckers that supply mine. For those who need a well in their village I would first suggest you start fucking digging….. lazy cunts.
I have to mention that although I do have a heart, charity begins at home … my cunting home! Get me another beer from the fridge you fat arsed cow! Change the fucking channel on the telly while your up, for fuck sake it’s another charity cunting advert!
Nominated by: Cripplecock
Tick all that apply:
| Gay tosser |
| Crack Head |
| Supplied illegal drugs |
| Left previous charity jobs under a cloud of fraud and drug taking |
| Run rings around The Charity Commission |
| Labour Party Brown Noser |
| Expenses cheat |
| Proven ignorance of banking industry |
| Methodist Preacher kiddie fumbler |
| Collector of inappropriate (but legal) gay porn |
| Must demonstrate ability to lavish expenses on rent boys |
| Must be IT literate (to use Co-op email to invite young gay men to hard drugs parties) |
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Fucked up the intelligence assessment on this one a bit didn’t you cunts?! Turns out the Russians think global warming is bullshit, and don’t take too kindly to tree-hugging eco pirates trespassing on their kit. These cunts are now shivering in the corner of a grotty jail, praying that their cell-mate ‘Big Ivan’ doesn’t wake up and give them what for with his Stalin’s organ again.
Because these cunts were ‘there to represent us’, those cunts at Greenpeace now want everyone to bend over backwards lobbying the Ruskies to get these cunts out. Well I’ve got news for you cunts. You don’t represent me, you don’t speak for me, and you’re a sanctimonious bunch of martyrdom seeking, myth believing cunts!
I’m starting a petition to keep you cunts in jail.
Nominated by: The Large Visage