The Haka

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Load of fucking shit this is. A choreographed, stylised, quasi war dance, written specifically for the rugby team, performed in the name of “culture” at a sporting event. Get fucked. There isn’t one single drop of Maori blood running through any of these thick cunts, so where is the culture? And why do it?

Answer: because it amounts to blatant gamesmanship. These fuck-wits slap, gurn and snarl their way into a nice warm frenzy while the other bunch of hapless morons stand around freezing their tits off on winters night in New Zealand. Come kick off, only one team is capable of moving. Load of cheating, boring fucking shit.

P.S. When performed by Maori on a marae, a traditional haka is a thing to behold.

Nominated by: Kiwi Cunt

6 thoughts on “The Haka

  1. Why has the webmaster chosen to illustrate this nomination with a snapshot of Cyril Smith’s birthday party?

  2. I’d like to nominate the Glazer family…

    OK, so uncle Malc has finally popped off. But that still leaves the rest of the parasitic, soulless plug ugly yank cunts…

    I wonder if they will play this at Glazer’s funeral? The grasping, evil old cunt…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjw-X1Sw-lI

  3. I thought the picture was of trainees for Heaven, the bum club. Catch ’em perverts young and there’ll be fewer unwanted pregnancies (with the emphasis on the Nancys)

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