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2014

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2014 is a cunt

2014 is already a cunt. Fucking drunken bastard cunts letting off fireworks and launching Chinese firebombs all night. I need me fucking beauty sleep.

Winter Olympics. Euro elections. Commonwealth games. Same sex weddings. Coagulation still in charge. Scottish referendum.

More fucking Strictly, more X Factor, more Britain’s Got Talent (No. It hasn’t!), more I’m a Nonentity Get the Fuck Outta Here!, more British Bake Off, more Robson fucking Green going fucking fishing FFS! And it all kicks off on Friday with the live launch of Celebrity Big Brother.

And don’t forget soap, soap, soap. More Corrie, more Emmerdale, more Holyoaks, more fucking Eastenders.

All we need now is Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor to carry on from this years biggest Christmas Turkey (was that shite, or what ?). Oh fuck! He’s going to!

Too many cunts to count.

Jeezus H Keriste! 2013 was bad enough…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fox Hunters

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Following on from Christmas, the usual Cuntishness of the Boxing day hunts manifests itself. Despite being made illegal, these red coated, upper class cunts use any opportunity to flout the law and persist in their belief that they still are the ruling classes.

I therefore cheerfully nominate Fox hunters for an extreme cunting

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Footballers [2]

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Footballers. Footballers. Footballers.

There is nothing that I love more than watching these overpaid wankers dive around a fucking field! The tooth fairy probably acts less of a fairy than those cunting fairies. And some of my cuntish mates from school argue with me saying its a great sport – well them cunts are nearly as cunty as the cunting players, fucking cunts!

If it wasn’t for that cunting game they would probably end up somewhere like fucking McDonalds. They are all thick as pig shite. Sports like tennis, badminton, squash and cricket have more contact than those cunters. Bring back the death penalty is what i say! Rugby is a real sport. At least they actually do some work!

You know what i hate the most out of em all? Cunting scouse footballers. “Yeh, you know, I played well today, you know, errr, we couldnt have done it without the other guys, you know, err, err, err, you know, I like my chickkkken and bacccon, you know, err.” Bunch of cunts they all are!

Please feel free to comment and add anything I have missed!

Nominated by : Billy

DAB Radio

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DAB radio is a fucking cunt. It was invented by cunts, pushed on the people by cunts, the radios it plays on are (battery-eating) cunts, all the DAB stations are cunts (most broadcast in mono), and you need an aerial 200 feet high to pick-up and listen to the fucking garbled 8-bit MP1 cunt shit – that sounds like a wax-roll recording of Thomas Edison singing “Mary had a little lamb” (the cunt).

The BBC are pushing DAB because it is a nest of filthy cunts wanting even higher licence fees to pay for putting up yet more DAB masts to broadcast shite to cunts (and of course, a lot of the ‘DAB mast money’ is being spent by BBC management cunts on champagne and rent boys). The British government is pushing DAB radio because it is mother-load of cunts in the universe, with no idea what it is doing (-just changing ‘stuff’ at random to fake progress and policies).

Dab radio fucking cunts – they are all fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Demigog

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