Jesus, could you think of anything fucking worse than some fat sweaty bastard dancing and trying to make you join in the ‘party’.
Piss off you fat Canadian cunt.
Nominated by: DanB
Pastor Fred Phelps leader of the Westbro Baptist church Kansas. For true arrogance and prime cuntishness, this bible bashing little cunt tops my bill
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Nominated by: Lulubell
Jesus Christ – the cause of more wars and suffering than any other person ever born, so let’s celebrate his birth!
Nominated by: Xmas_Turkey
( Happy Christmas to all our readers! Ed. )
(1) I asked for a bike and a iPad. He sent me a fucking cowboy outfit and some lego.
(2) He gives all the most expensive presents to the wealthy households.
(3) He exploits elfs. The poor fuckers don’t even get the minimum wage.
(4) Last year I caught him sneaking into Daddy’s room and shagging Mummy.
(5) I don’t like what he got up to when he sat my kid sister on his lap.
And Santa is an anagram of Satan so that proves he’s an evil cunt.
Nominated by: MiniDioclese
Every year I write to Santa, asking him to bring Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu to my house to take turns to sit on my face, and every year the bearded fat fucker ignores me. I’m starting to think the useless cunt doesn’t exist.
I want Santa cunted and I wanted Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen and the rest of the freaky flying reindeer turned into burgers.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)
Nominated by: Demigog