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Vube

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Vube is/are cunts…

Always popping up (usually interrupting a decent song that is already playing) and it’s always the same old shite…. Some piss poor Coldplay impersonator (let’s face it: the real Coldplay are bad enough!), or some whiny Alanis Morissette (what a howling harridan she was!) type bollocks, or some other weedy voiced folkie emo shite….

Talentless cunts who will do anything to get noticed, and for people to ‘like’ their video….

Whoever is responsible for Vube.com should be shot…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

B.O.

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I really need to nominate the fat cow and her skinny husband my wife and I encountered in Asda this morning. And I’m nominating them because of their disgraceful lack of hygiene. They appeared to be in their mid thirties, so you would have thought they’d have known better, but judging the stink they were both giving off, I’d have to say that hadn’t been near a bath or a shower for at least three weeks.

Now I have a very strong stomach, but I swear, these two gave off such a noxious aroma that I felt sick for a full 90 minutes after encountering them. And it wasn’t just the wife and I who noticed, everyone they walked past visibly recoiled when these two malodorous fucktards walked past them. And more than person suggested they partake of some serious bathing upon their return to their home. One bloke even offered to buy them some soap. Team Unclean seemed to be deaf as well as a dirty.

What’s gets me though, is their clothes appeared to be clean. So if they could be bothered to wash their clothes, why the fuck couldn’t they be bothered to wash themselves? This is the 21st Century. And in a first world country like the UK, there is no excuse for such a disgusting lack of hygiene.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Women in high heels

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Women are cunts. Clomping around in high-heel shoes like circus dwarfs doing tricks for the crowd so they don’t get whipped by the clowns. Why can’t the bitch cunts wear normal shoes instead of tippy-toeing on gaudy stilts.

It is grotesque seeing ugly fat bitches with orange faces and bingo wings in high-heel shoes. The sad cunts are now even putting platforms on the front (like club-foot foot shoes for Welsh incest babies) so their ugly little fat hairy bodies are even higher in the air.

We need to get back to more civilized times when women were used as farm animals and organic incubators to produce men.

Nominated by: Harvey

…and that perfect Christmas present for the women who has everything?

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BT Sport

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If I may nominate this BT ad: The face of a cunt!

Hate the fucking jasper in this picture. Why is this cunt staring out of me newspaper at me every sodding day? No idea who the cunt is. Do not care who the cunt is. Only know that the bugger is the personification of a cunt. Little arse lick on the bottom lip. Obviously lower ranks with very little between the ears but accustomed to taking a few big ones up the arse.

In fact recall me old mess sergeant in Burma peddling a little squaddie with a very similar piece of bum at a shilling a poke.

Cunt’s been saluting me arse for weeks now in me khazi. More satisfaction and cheaper than Andrex.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( This is Gareth Bale. Plays for Spurs but rumoured to be trousering millions to fuck off to Real Madrid. BT confirm he will remain their anchor man even if he takes the move. Ironically, BT won’t be showing him on the pitch if he moves, because the rights to the Spanish League are owned by Sky Sports. How fucking delicious is that? Ed. )