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X Factor

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The X Factor audience of imbecilles are a right bunch of cunts.

These easily led brain dead droogs could be easily persuaded to chant ‘burn the witch’ at a moments notice.

Nominated by : Louis Walsh

Thanks Christ for that. The 2014 series of X Factor is nearly over. I managed to avoid watching any of it despite being nagged by adverts and trailers and propaganda masquerading as news items.

There more culture in a pot of yoghurt and more talent in a fucking sausage! But WTF? It’ll be back next year…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Guy Fawkes

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“Remember, remember the fifth of November…”

What a fuck up. Where are the heroes when you need them?

Maybe old Guido was a Jihadist? Maybe they’re not all bad? Just a thought…

Nominated by: Dioclese

It’s that merry time of year again when a minority of selfish, narrow minded cunts turn your average suburb into downtown Beirut. From sunset to sunrise, we can look forward to bangs, pops and whistles as their fucking fireworks off, and tough shit if you have to get up for work in the morning. Try going round to their shit-hole residence and ask them to keep quiet, and all you get is a load of bollocks about “its only fun”, “just five more minutes” or “fuck off, wanker”.

Only upside is you could blast the cunts with a shotgun and no one would be any wiser on the noise. That’d fuck them.

I get a real urge to burn these fuck-wits houses to the ground and stab any fucking cunt trying to flee the inferno.

Nominated by: KiwiCunt

Robbie Williams [5]

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Anyone see that Robbie Williams birthing horror show?

What a self-obsessed, talent-less, shit smirking cunt.

The fact that piece of greasy shit actually planned to video and display to the world his wifes (OK, she gets what she deserves for marrying that prick) most intimate and special moment just so he can get publicity and make it about him beggars fucking belief.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

It just shows what a cunt like Robbie will do for a bit of publicity. Really stooped low with that one. What a cunt. A fucking crap singer as well.

Nominated by: Cuntface

( Take that, you fucker... )

Sperm Banks

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Sperm Banks – where the Wankers meet the Bankers

Blimey O’Reilly more trouble in the banking sector, this time the National Sperm Bank (and apparantly there is one) is running oit orf sperm. Importing sperm from legoland (Denmark cunts) and yankland to make up the deficit. Seems the fillies cannot get enough orf it, rationing ect ect, having to go private and so orn.

All doine to the fillies going self employed. Spot orf the old turkey baster in place orf a genuine bit orf cock. Such times we live in. British manhood spurned. Dyke and poofta couples and single professional women all demanding progeny but not in the time honoured fashion. Ladies, Sir Limply is at your service offering a spot orf vintage spunk at very reasonable rates.

Habitues orf this blog, this is your call to arms, your opportunity to put your wanking to the national good. The Eye alone must produce pints orf the stuff every time he does a spot orf geeking on this site. So cum orn cunters, wipe orf your keypads, suck in your bellies and tickle the old todger. Do some quantative easing and make your donation to the Wank Bank. Your country needs you.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke