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Raheem Sterling

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First of all the little tosser skives out of an England game, claiming he was ‘Too tired’ to play… Too tired? A 20 year old with excellent fitness levels who plays professional football? The little wanker is taking the piss…

And while holding out on Liverpool FC and demanding even more obscene wages than he already gets (100 grand a week isn’t enough for the little fuck!), the cunt goes around smoking fuck knows what and getting off his tits on laughing gas… Of course all the leftie cunts are on Sky: saying how he is only a young man, that he has to learn and that he need mentoring… Do fuck off! Sterling is 20 years old, not 2 years old… The same excuses are now routinely made for the shitty behaviour of the likes of Sterling, Ballotelli and others… I mean, why don’t they just go round to Sterling’s luxury apartment and wipe his arse for him?!

Nominated by: Norman

Iain Duncan Smith [2]

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Iain Duncan Smith is ripe for a fresh cunting over his latest notion of rebranding the term “zero hours contracts”.

It would appear that the (failed) fuckwit cannot grasp the concept that dressing up what is in effect, a retrograde employment strategy and prone to abuses by employers who do not have to offer the security of employment to workers. Calling it “flexible working” or, as that vile hag Esther Mc Vey termed it “Enabling hours contracts”, is like polishing a turd.

What this useless waste of space appears not to understand, is that anyone on a zero hours contract will find it very difficult to get a mortgage, a loan or any other facility that requires a secure job.
Redolent of the days of piece work, but there again, a return to the workhouses has always been the dream of the Tory party

Nominated by: Lez

Lip Sync Battle

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Another piece of total cuntery from TV exec cunts…. Lip Sync Battle…

This is where Hollywood cunts like Anne Hathaway and Joseph Gordon Cunt mime to classic songs in a celebrity miming face off…. They fucking mime to a hit record and try to outdo each other… And this is television entertainment?!

Needless to say, the look at me cunts go completely over the top and act like Janis Joplin with a red hot poker up her arse, or Tom Jones or Mick Jagger on triple strength viagra…

Basically it’s an ego wank and more publicity for these Tinsletown cunts, doing something a chimpanzee wouldn’t have too much trouble with… I defy anyone to look at this clip and not think ‘Cunts..’

Nominated by: Norman

Emma Watson

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Emma Watson… Because she is an actress (for want of a better word!) she now believes she is some sort of oracle… Also, I have seen more meat on a wishbone at Xmas… I’ve seen bigger tits eating birdseed in my back garden..

The Emma Watson overkill on the web is also ridiculous… The way a multitude of Emma Watson fakes (you know the sort!) that surfaced the minute she was 18 years old baffled me… First of all, it’s pretty fucking creepy (did these closet nonces have a clock counting down to her birthday?). Second, what the fuck is so alluring, sexy or great about her anyway? You could put an afghan cot on her and she’d look like a pipe cleaner…. Maybe it’s the ‘posh totty’ thing people go for? Fucked if I know…

Nominated by: Norman

Speaking personally, the non-faked upskirt shot of Emma Watson in see-through knickers held enormous appeal since it proved conclusively she had not succumbed to the repugnant fad for Hollywood waxing. I mean the only reason to display the pre-pubesecnt smooth look is if you’re dating Paul Gadd, surely? And he’s going to be unavailable for the next eight and a half years.

But the essence of the cunting is absolutely correct. Actors should act. Singers should sing. Hearing Emma Watson bang on about feminism (or indeed any cause) is as abhorrent as Geldof telling us to Feed The World or Bono pleading with us to Make Poverty History. Shut the fuck up and get on with doing what you do best while you still can. You don’t earn any extra credibility by talking shit, you just sound like a cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

Tailgaters

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I would like to cunt tailgaters.

The particular cunts in audis or golfs and are usually greasy large sunglass wearing bling looking spivs. An Isis looking cunt can put his bumper on yours at top speed but to then chin the cunt you’re the one on charges of danger.

Nominated by: King Cunt