Reality Stars

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I would like to cunt “Reality Stars”

Every single one of them. Where the is it that having no talent apart from Getting your tits out, Sucking Cock (regardless of if your male or female) Being totally annoying, or just a diamond grade cunt – make you a star?

Secondly I would like to double cunt any any every person that got them there in the first place.

Should the RAF need some targets for practice – or fodder on the ground, send these cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Boycotting awards

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I’m boycotting the American Black Film Festival, the Black Movie Awards and the MOBO Awards, the Black International Film Festival, the Black Reel Awards, etc, etc…. just not enough whites getting prizes at them.

I guess that makes me a big white racist.

Nominated by: Nickleby

Not enough blacks in the BAFTAs, Oscars, Golden Globes? What ever happened to the best gets the gong whatever colour, race, sexual persuasion or any other fucking criteria but ability?

It’s alright to exclude whites from the MOBOs and loads of others to boot, but not the other way around. Hypocrites make me sick – whatever colour their skin is.

Face it – you didn’t get an Oscar nomination because you weren’t fucking good enough.

Play the race card. Works every time. You don’t want to attend the ceremony? Fine. Just fuck right off, losers…!

Nominated by: Dioclese

David Gauke [2]

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I can’t remember the specifics but I saw a note on my coffee table that aid “cunt David Gauke” and he was on telly (looking and sounding like an odious sleazy, cunty, cunty, cunting cunt) which jogged my memory.

I do recall Private Eye giving him various cuntings months / years back ‘cos he was / is some sort of finance minister rubber-stamping dodgy tax deals for tory sponsors.

If he told me he loved me I’d gladly shit in his mouth.

Nominated by: Frottom

Fake watches

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Anyone who wears a fake watch is a cunt. Any one who knows anything about watches can tell a fake from 100m so by wearing one you are announcing to the world “I’m a faking cunt” Just be honest and wear a Tag instead.

Rolex are prone to this. Any Rolex, genuine or fake is assumed to be fake. And even if they are not fake they say “CUNT” as clear as day. We call them clitoris watches, i.e every cunt has one.

The cunts who have a Rolex are the same sorts of cunt who think Bang and Olufsen make good hifi, Harley Davidson make good motorbikes and Hugo Boss make good suits. Cunts.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

( I’ve got a fake Rolex. Ed. >

Spike Lee [2]

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Spike Lee is a cunt…

This twat is boycotting the Oscars because he says they are ‘too white…’ Imagine the shitstorm if a white actor or director said that the Oscars (or anything else) was too black…. People should get awards for their talent: because of how good they are, not what they are… While we’re at it, who was the last white 100m sprint winner? But nobody would be allowed to say athletics are too black, would they?

This is the opening of yet another PC can worms… Next it will be there aren’t enough gays getting Baftas (although plenty of them do!) or transgenders don’t get enough Grammy Awards… Rest assured, every cunt will be at it…

Nominated by: Norman