The Pope

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That shit for brains Pope said 4 million migrants isn’t enough. We “need 450,000 more” The reason is because migrants pay your pensions(don’t ask it’s a stupid liberal mong answer) and..
and because the holocaust happened! What a fucking load of shite!

We need them because Jesus says so – but don’t convert them they are fine as they are as wife beating child marrying bellends!

Nominated by: Titslapper

The Pope lives in the Vatican City.

The same Vatican city that has the fucking massive walls around it.

Those same fucking massive walls that were built to keep Muslim shitbags out.

If the gobshite dago cunt wants some extra migrants, he is more than welcome to keep all of them. And when I say keep all of them, I mean keep all of them locked in.

Preferably giving Catholic priests, Bishops and Cardinals a taste of their own rogering…
(Sorry. Meant medicine!)

Nominated by : Odin’s Balls

Moonpig.com

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Moonpig.com (and their customers) are cunts!

Selling substandard crap masquerading as gifts and cards is their thing (which makes them cunts)! But the people who order from them are also cunts. The wailing because a load of fuckwits didn’t get their moonpig tat in time for Mother’s Day.

First of all, why would you buy your mum something as ghastly and tasteless as a moonpig product? Secondly, why can’t these cunts get off their lazy arses and go to the newsagents to buy a card? Ordering something online for Xmas is one thing – but a card for your own mother? What sort of cunt does that?

Nominated by: Norman

Keith Vaz [4]

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Keith Vaz deserves another cunting.

The cunt was on the news saying that Lincolnshire was a county that was not taking a fair share of migrants. Almost 3000 people are on the waiting list for social housing in Lincoln council area alone. If one includes the number of locals trying to get social houses in the other council areas East Lindsey, West Lindsey, North Kestevern etc etc the number is about the same as the population of Hemel Hempstead.

So old cuntluck is of the opinion that hundreds of fucking muslim migrants should come to live here in glorious Lincolnshire even though we do not have enough social housing for our own people. Vaz you are a cunt fuck off and send them to Saudi (oh yes of course their muslim brothers will not let any in cos they are worried about “people who are different” ruining their country).

Cunts one and all.

Nominated by: Shipman’s Apprentice

The Easter Rising

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Can I nominate all those cunts celebrating the Easter Uprising in Ireland at the moment? Most of them fucked off out of that shithole as soon as they could, only to spend the rest of their lives droning on about how fucking wonderful Ireland is.

The boring, racist, drunken cunts.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

It’s twenty years this year since those bogtrotting, thick as pigshit, Fenian cunts bombed the shit out of my hometown of Manchester… So they can stick their Easter Uprising up their Fiddle O’ Diddle arses, to be sure to be sure!

Nominated by: Norman

Easter 1916 was on Sunday April 23rd and the Rising actually began on Monday the 24th.
These twats don’t even know their own history.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt