Boris Johnson [4]

Posted on May 24, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A lifetime orn the turf has gifted yours truly with a discerning conk for a dodgy nag, indeed have administered the old go faster juice on many an occasion requiring a fine judgement to produce a turn of speed withoit old dobbin droppin doine dead (before the finish). In short know a ringer when I see one. The cunt Johnson is a dodgy gee and every inch a ringer promoted by his nouveaux riche cronies to defraud the British punter. In short he is not what he pretends.

Plain speaking Boris standing up for Britain? Bolloxs. Huff and puff and stunt and cunt. Nobody can make oit what the cunt is orn aboit and this is supposed to be a master Oxbridge debater. An old Bullingdon mate orf arch europhile Cameron and the cunt Clegg, he is deliberately throwing it. The Euro Virus lies deep within his bones, caught and nurtured at that Euro indoctrination camp, The European College in Bruges. Not much is made orf it but that is where de Pfeffel was educated (and Clegg and the ugly little bald cunt Kinnock and many orf the Gauleiters orf the EU).

This is the European College Mission Statement:

“Educated side by side, untroubled from infancy by divisive prejudices, acquainted with all that is great and good in the different cultures, it will be borne in upon them as they mature that they belong together. Without ceasing to look to their own lands with love and pride, they will become in mind Europeans, schooled and ready to complete and consolidate the work of their fathers before them, to bring into being a united and thriving Europe.”

Sieg Heil.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Project fear [2]

Posted on May 24, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Now I don’t know about you but I have been around a bit and found at the top of the food chain a smarmy clipped accent cunt who nods, says the occasional well done then goes off and fucks you over.

Now to me Project Fear (very similar to other projects) is their get out of jail clause.

I am so familiar with the “I don’t agree with this but they are making us do this” shit (it didn’t work at Nuremburg) I think that they are shitting themselves about their own accountability if we opt out of Europe, they are scared of a parliament elected by the people for the people and answerable to the people, no more of this working in your interest and doing the best we can shit.

One of the claims was “if we leave the EU house prices will plummet”. Now maths is not my strong point, neither the treasuries either, but if I look at a map of the EU and its coverage, then take into account I can live anywhere I want, then look at the size of the UK, think well I can only live in a 12th of the former territory, why is less of a commodity cheaper than more?

Most of all stop using my money to shove pro EU crap through my front door! There must be some EU regulation on how much plasticised shit you can produce for a campaign.

What ever happened to fish and chips in newspaper? I think the EU killed that too.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Jon Platt

Posted on May 24, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to nominate that supercilious smug little cunt Jon Platt for a proper fucking leathering (I suppose a good cunting will have to suffice) on the occasion of his recent win at the High Court against the Isle of Wight Council (admittedly, a bunch of fucking useless inbred cunts themselves) and for striking a blow for the little man (and they don’t come much littler than that Pygmy cunt) so that we can now all fuck off to Florida during school term time so that our cunting offspring can enjoy the benefits of daddy’s ill-gotten gains, i.e. the proceeds of running his own PPI recovery firm which should make him eligible for the title FUCKING UTTER CUNT just in itself!

Thanks for giving the Government the excuse to now simply change the law and well and truly fuck things up for everyone else… I look forward to you being found hanging under Sandown Pier when your scummy little business goes tits up (and no, your kid can’t have the day off school to go to your fucking funeral!)

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt Face

EU luvvies

Posted on May 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

282 of the pampered, sixth form drivel spouting quislings wrote to the Telegraph to tell us poor ignoramuses how to vote.

Yeah – I’ll take political advice from Cuntcumberpatch and Ian McFucking-Ewan. I’d sooner take cooking advice from Paltrow.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Luvvie signatories to the BRemain cause?

Well, just FUCK OFF to “socially inclusive, vibrant, culturally stimulating” Brussels, and you and your kids can be raped by ISIS terrorists (and, if not deemed clean enough, a quick dip in a nitric acid bath), or, just to show I’m not biased, by the local paedofidious contingent. Or, simply, blown to pieces.

Oh, btw, said city is a shite-smelling hole to boot. Antwerp is much, much nicer…as is almost anywhere else…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

The University of East Anglia

Posted on May 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The University of East Anglia are cunts.

Apparently they have banned students from doing the “chucking their mortar boards in the air” thing at their graduation ceremony and instead they have to just mime the action of doing so, for “Health and Safety” reasons. Now I thought that was just something that stupid American students did anyway and quite frankly I don’t give a shit about fucking students at the best of times, but that’s just fucking pathetic.

Do they think that an airliner will be brought down by a stray mortar board or something? Twats.

Nominated by: Mr Bastard