One million – One fucking million – Third World savages salivating in Calais, and cunts are gonna vote Remain?!
Are they proper fucking retarded mongs or what?
Nominated by: Norman
Brexit could lead to the destruction of western political civilisation but importing millions of Africans with no concept of politics outside of a machete and tribal warfare and adding a few million Muslims who only recognise Islam as all of the law has no fucking impact at all.
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
A couple of weeks back I was in the morning commute. I could see the dopey young arsehole behind me getting too close which was fucking annoying. It was like towing a trailer with a disabled chimp on it. Then we came to the congestion and it was stop start for a bit. As soon as we slowed down, I could see him in my mirror looking down at his phone. Cunt I thought, he had better look forward because it’s Monday morning and I am not in the mood for a bump.
Obviously he gets so engrossed in twatbook or whatever that he crashes right into the back of my cunting car. I get out and give this poor young tit such grief I thought he was going to piss himself and cry. And I’m now late for work too, the cunt.
Cozzers turn up, don’t give a fuck even when I tell them the pillock was on the phone. Cunts. So after three weeks of fannying around I get my car back. Did I say cunts?
Anyway, tonight I’m in a good mood, it’s Friday, no work til Monday, is a cunt is back online and everything is going well. Until I get a text from my wife. “Been in an accident, I’m ok but the car is fucked.” I then have to traipse down the bastard M4 to pick my wife up and see our beloved car which some young guy had rear ended.
As soon as traffic slows down, wankers think they can use the time to check their phones. And the law don’t give a monkeys!
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
How is the lib media going to spin this one I wonder?
It is unspinnable! I just can’t wait to see them try.
I can’t wait to see the BBC or Channel 4 stuttering, trying to explain that Moslems don’t really hate homos and this is all somehow the fault of White people or anti-immigrationers. That’s the end of the politically correct narrative right there folks. Omar Mateen, an Afghani haji(migrant), just secured the election for Trump by carrying out the most deadly terrorist attack in America since 9/11.
Samuel Jackson said he hoped the San Bernardino Shooters were White. Well the liberal media was hoping the same for this attack. I hope you enjoy the hell out of those 72 virgins Omar. You deserved it mate!
Update: ISIS just took responsibility for the attack this just keeps getting better LOL
Nominated by: Titslapper
Ably proving that Remain’s strategy is “If you can’t go for the ball, go for the player”, by calling pro-Brexit MP’s “tin pot, imitation Churchills”. He also made the laughable claim that the EU is “the world’s greatest single peace making organisation”. We all know that Pantsdown is a fully paid member of the Crackpot’s’R’us club, but he’s fucking excelling himself with this one.
Peace making organisation? All it’s ever done is cause arguments, and steal vast amounts of money from richer member nations, and give it to the poorer member nations. Except it hasn’t always been enough. Greece is a basket case, desperately trying to avoid the drop to failed state. Spain and Italy are both in deep financial trouble. The Eastern European states are grumbling at the huge number of muslims they now have to deal with, thanks to that dowdy, fat Kraut, Merkel.
If the EU were the benign, peace loving Utopia that Pantsdown tries to paint it as, EVERY nation on Earth would want to join. The fact is, the only people that the EU benefits, are those on the payroll. Particularly the likes of Juncker, Schulz, Tusk and all the other leeches at the top.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw