Turks

Leftist Turks shout slogans during a protest against the United States outside the U. S. embassy in Ankara, Turkey, Friday, March 5, 2010

If you have seen the trouble Turks have caused in Germany and Denmark, you wouldn’t want them anywhere near Europe.

Violent, moronic, lazy, thug scum. The female of the species is perpetually pregnant to claim ever more welfare and raise the next generation of violent, moronic, lazy thug scum that fails to integrate.

The male of the species spends most of it’s time slowly figuring out how to cheat the welfare system, dealing drugs and beating the shit out of any locals they don’t like the look of as part of a street gang of like-minded retarded thugs.

If for some reason, you believe that your country doesn’t have enough violent, unemployable, inbred, benefit breeding rapists and murderers, then letting Turkey into the EU is the way forward.

Believe me, I speak from experience.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Liverpudlian comedy

ken-dodd

Why the mistaken belief that Liverpool is a birthplace of comedic genia?

John Bishop, Boardman, Tarbuck, Les Dennis, Ken Dodd, Freddie Star and I’m pretty sure we can all remember where we were the fist time we saw Norman Vaughan.

Liverpudlian comedians….don’t make laugh.

No they don’t.

Nominated by: JR Cuntley

Gideot and Darling

EU referendum

When I saw Gideot and Darling in those baseball caps at the train yard earlier today I couldn’t help thinking that with a bit of luck it could be another William Hague at Thorpe Park moment.

He never lived that image down did he? Bit of luck, Gideot will go the same way.

Let’s remind ourselves of that priceless moment :

_76263317_76263316

What a pair of cunts! Perhaps they are related? I think we should be told…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bob Geldof [2]

354DB68600000578-3642793-Sir_Bob_could_be_clearly_seen_making_V_signs_and_obscene_gesture-a-92_1466010015539

I must object.
It’s half five and Geldof hasn’t been cunted yet.
Sort it out, Sir.

Nominated by: Dan

(Your wish is my command…)

That fucking tuneless tramp Bob Geldof is a fucking washed up old pop ‘star’, who not content with encouraging massive overbreeding and reliance on aid for large areas of sub Saharan Africa, he now wants to continue his ‘good work’ by sticking his scabby oar into the referendum.

His pathetic stunt on the Thames just shows the level of debate he is capable of. The pics of him on that boat with his fellow cunts makes me wish that an old World War Two mine was loose in the river, and those guffawing shitsuckers found it. Cunts.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye