This blog had it first a few years back linking old dog face with kiddy fumbling. Now allegations come thick and fast. Have to give the cunt some Clemency for being screwed up by his trick cyclist father (who should have put more time into psycho analysing himself).

Recall the cunt back in the fifties and sixties promoting him himself as “droll comedian” forever orn the BBC doing the suffocating panel games orf the time (bugger me I think they are all back orn TV now). What was known as “Dead Pan”, a mirthless style orf alleged comedy in which the performing cunt moves not a facial muscle (and remember this was long before Botox). Needless to say loved by Froggy Rive Gauche type cunts. Allan Arkin. Need I say more. If so look the yank cunt up.

Clem extended his sell by date by teaming up with a blood hoinde type dog name orf Henry to supply the talent. When the dog died so did Clem.

Back to the kiddy fumbling and historic allegations. Needless to say all sides angling for compo. Turns oit old Clem had a delicious circle orf upstanding establishment friends. Cyril Smith (shared an office with him), Jeremy Thorpe (best mates with him), Greville Janner (went to school with him). Allegations are that Clem liked to fuck young girls. Well he can’t claim that his father would not understand.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke