Forgot that this tuneless cunt existed, until some bastard played her on the radio just now… The dreary cow has a voice like the tone used on television testcards… Just a bland and irritating noise…
Remember those Greatful Dead ‘I’m A Deadhead’ car stickers? Well, there should be a car sticker that says ‘Only cunts listen to Dido…’ She really was fucking crap…
Nominated by: Norman
He also insulted the majority of voters by haughtily announcing that we didn’t what we were voting for. Which in Owenspeak, means we were too thick to know what we were voting. The problem Smith has there, apart from being a patronising cunt, is that we knew EXACTLY what we were voting for.
I didn’t think Labour could come up with a candidate who was worse than Corbyn. The lesson there is, never underestimate Labour’s ability to find a leadership candidate even shittier than the current/previous one. Even the Welsh hate him.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Owen Smith has found the answer to the homeless crisis in Britain – built lots of houses and give them to the homeless.
Brilliant! They won’t be able to pay rent, light or heating but at least they’ll have a roof over their heads.
And the money will come from central government via the local council – or in other words from the likes of you and me.
A plan so frighteningly simple that even the homeless charities think it’s complete bollocks. Nice one, Taffy…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Naive and gullible to the fact that the people they are looking at with fake tans and beeming white teeth are as fucking bored with their pointless lives as they are – they just hide it better with camera smiles, instagram filters, photoshop and clothes they keep the receipts for.
I had to use instagram for business recently and the whole thing made me sick. I can honestly say it is full of the most egotistical narcissistic (that took a few times to speel) braindead morons I have ever had the displeasure to encounter.
I actually had to meet a few of the 1,000,000 plus followers “icons”. All of them are as thick as pig shit, just slightly more intelligent than the mass of moronic retards that follow their every move – only because they realise how to manipulate them so they can make money.
Oh and they don’t look anything like they do in the pictures – for those dumb cunts who are still looking for all the birds they see on instagram, thinking must live in a small village in Sweden.
Obviously, I had enough, hired a lemming to do my social media and went back to handling financial matters instead.
Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts
Take a fucking reality check, you bearded, tax dodging twat! You face planted from a bicycle, you did NOT take a fucking bullet. Trust me, if you had, you wouldn’t be in the mood for photos.
Suck it up, you soft cunt.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Branson fell off his bike?
Nah, don’t give me that shit. The Corbynistas got him ‘cos they couldn’t get a seat on one of his trains…
Nominated by: Dioclese
I just watched a movie called Clinton Cash. Shows how this corrupt cunt and slick Willy have worked as a team taking bribes from some of the most fucked up organizations in the world. Bought and paid for fucking cunts.
(Ps Twitter are a bunch of biased left wing cunts too)
Nominated by: Captain Reacharound
Killary Kiloton is a weapons grade cunt and if she (?) gets back in the Whitehouse there will be a second civil war in America.
Despite allegedly being a crook, a proven liar and dirty tricks con woman, she is painting Trump as the bad guy. Take a look at this video, you would be mistaken for thinking USA is made up of slopes, wogs, turban heads, dagos who can’t even speak the language, beta white men and mongs. Silver lining, look how many dislikes it has. Ha ha Killary, judging by this evidence you are in for a proper kicking come November and hopefully that will be the last we ever hear of you.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart