Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

CGI

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CGI effects are a load of cunt…

Today (with the mrs, you know how it is) I watched that Legend Of Tarzan film… Utter bollocks, of course (apart from when that cunt gets eaten by crocs), and way too much ‘Ebony & Ivory’ diversity bollocks… But the animals looked absolutely shite… The gorillas and elephants weren’t real and you could tell they weren’t… Same goes for those crappy Jungle Book and Planet Of The Apes remakes… Give me the originals over that expensive, overproduced Hollywood shite any time…

Same goes for all that 3D Animation crap… It is not animation, it is some cunt with a lazy arse who can’t draw pissing about on a computer… Stuff done by Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng etc were real art and animation… Not Shrek, Monsters Inc and all that bollocks…

And if that makes me a grumpy old cunt, then I’m a grumpy old cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Ben Bradshaw [4]

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A mega cunt for sure and here is another that needs a really heavy cunting. Ta Da the labour mp Ben Bradshaw. Just read an article in which the cunt claims that Russia had a hand in the brexit vote being bigger than the stay in cos I’m a cunt vote.

Thinking back to that fateful day I seem to recall fuck all about anyone or anything making me vote out apart from the tsunami of cuntishness that is drowing this poor wee isle. I do not need Russians telling me that so many of my country men and women are fucking ‘tards the fact is obvious when I leave the house. This arsewipe is drawing a massive salary paid for by you and me direct action anyone?

Nominated by: Black biscuit

Ben Bradshaw needs a cunting. Not content with being a bat shit crazy, immature, loser Remainer, Bradshaw has made the most outrageous claim yet as to why Brexit won the Referendum. Russian hackers skewed the vote in favour of Brexit. I mean, what the actual fuck is Bradshaw on? He was ridiculed in the commons today, and rightly so. He was also challenged to provide proof, which he couldn’t do, because there fucking is none.

I know that those Remainers who haven’t resigned themselves to the fact that Brexit WILL happen are generally mentally unstable, left wing dickheads. But even by their standards, this claim is so outrageous that I would not have blamed any MP who had jumped from their bench, and repeatedly beaten Bradshaw upside the head with the despatch box. What…a…fucking…dildo.

The fact is, Ben, the majority of British voters opted for Brexit, because we’re sick of being treated with contempt, and as a cash cow, by a bunch of unelected, unelectable, ignorant, arrogant, shit eating, incompetent assholes at the EU commission. Manuel Barosso recently said that if the EU had actually listened to the concerns of the British people and acted upon them, we never have voted to the leave the EU. And he’s probably right. The British are known for their tolerance, but that tolerance only goes so far. And being treated like shit for the past 20 years has pushed us over the limit. THAT is why we voted to leave the EU.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The High Street

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The high street is a cunt.

We are in a transition period at the moment. I am old enough to remember when you had independent shops and it was pleasant to walk down the high street. What have we got now on most high streets in any major city? A bookies every 70 yards, fucking Poundland, some weird clothes shop that I don’t know who the fuck shops in, a charity shop, 6 Halal chicken and kebab shops, 4 Halal butchers, Tarquin and Jemima’s pop up art shop which is full of shit and shuts down after a month and of course the Polski Sklep or Polish shop where you find many special offer. What a piece of fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

The Elite

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I’d like to cunt the word “elite”. I’m not sure why but this term has crept in to fashion with the flock of sheep that is the media. Every time I hear it, it makes me feel sick.

The “ruling elite”, the “metropolitan elite”, the “establishment elite”…who the fuck are they? Because I’ve never seen them. And who they fuck do they think they are “ruling”? Last time I checked we were a democracy ruled only by the will of the people. What Brexit has done is give us a glimpse in to the minds of the people in parliament, in the civil service, the judiciary, the media, in that they truly believe they are an “elite” and the rest of us are just ill-intentioned or ill-informed idiots. Well you can fuck off, I don’t need any “elites” telling me what to do, whether that be in Britain or in Belgium.

I even heard his excellency Nigel Farage use it on the Marr show (another jug eared cunt). Disappointing.

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts

The Daily Express

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The Daily Express needs a cunting. Like most of the ‘media’ today, it’s pretty shite. Whoever does the admin for its website has always been a sensitive little soul, they’ve had an annoying habit of disabling the comments section for stories they think they won’t like the comments to. It’s usually been stories about the adherents of the religion of paedophilia and terrorism.

However, in the past week or so, the admin team seem to have had some kind of collective mental breakdown, and they’re currently disabling the comments for an increasing number of stories, usually related to the EU, Brexit, muslims and anything else they feel like. Today alone, I counted 12 disabled comments sections, and that was before I gave up and went elsewhere. It’s looks like they’re heading for a blanket ban on comments, which would be a shame. If the government announced it was banning the press from reporting on certain things, the Express would be among the loudest of those crying foul. Which it somewhat puzzling as why they would choose to stop people from having their say.

Anyway, fuck you Daily Express. You freedom of speech hating cock suckers.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw