Ole Gunnar Solksjaer

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is a cunt.

Loved him as a player and have always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt as Man United manager.

But enough is enough and a joke is a joke. While saying fuck all as the super league scandal unfolded, Ole eventually said he didn’t like the idea. But he has not uttered a single word to show his displeasure about the club’s parasitic owners. Asked how he could trust United co-chairman Joel Glazer again after his leading role in the ESL plans, Solskjaer insisted ‘Joel loves this club’.

Well, Solksjaer has proved beyond doubt that he is a Glazer stooge and an arselicking yes man. The real work has only just begun, and now is the perfect opportunity to voice our contempt regarding the Glazer scum and their bitch Woodward. And the manager and a genuine red hero says his mate ‘Joel’ loves United? Just fuck off, Ole. You have stabbed every true Stretford Ender in the back.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/12283931/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-interview-man-utd-boss-on-super-league-fiasco-and-his-man-management-secrets

Nominated by: Norman

39 thoughts on “Ole Gunnar Solksjaer

    • Tbf he was pretty vocal about his opposition to it as events were unfolding. Apparently it’s even finally made him reconsider his stance on the Glazers.

    • Tomato face has always been a Glazer apologist Im afraid and since his stroke he’s probably making even less sense than Kenny Dalglish giving it the full Gorbals.

  1. Manchester United is a business, it exists to make as much profit as possible. Who’s opinion matters? They guys who borrowed £750 million to buy the club or the people buying tickets to worship the business called Manchester United?

    None of the clubs involved gave or give two fucks about the fans. They wanted the income the new league would have generated from the Asian market. A few die hard fans may of stopped supporting them but the majority would have got over it by the start of next season and carried on paying to blindly support a corporate enterprise with a dodgy end product.

    Ole is a cunt? For 9 million a year you can probably call him a cunt all day. For 9 million a year his employer can expect him to be loyal.

    The cunts in this case are the people who believe that a corporate enterprise which is part of a bigger enterprise cares two fucks what supporters actually think.

    Get over it Norman, Ole, the Glaziers, the players or in fact anyone at Manchester United give a shit what you think.

    • Agree. To be on the safe side, I only support women’s football.

  2. OGS was lucky to be handed the job in the first place. The problem was that who did they get in after Mourinho? It’s a bit of a poisoned chalice following Fergie. Moyes, LVG, the Special One have had good runs at managing other clubs but Utd is different. OGS must have his tongue right up the Jewish owners arseholes because he knows that if he fails to bring some sort of success then he’s on the first plane back to Norway. He got the job as a short term, I bet he can’t believe his luck, so he has to be nice to his bosses. I hated Fergie but he built a fortress and a dynasty in 26 years and you can’t take anything away from him. I’d take 2nd in the table Norm, but I know where you’re coming from Solskjaer is the Glazers pet Chihuahua and they’re not good for the club. Even if they sold, which they won’t, the asking price or the price the club is apparently worth is absolutely unbelievable and could attract similar potential owners. Utd fans were right from the start about the Glazers but I think they are that hardened to it now that they just don’t give a shit what the fans think.

    • I agree, Rob. The Glazers are untouchable and they don’t give a fuck. Manchester United Fans Forum and M.U.S.T are a total joke. The fans forum were full of themselves yesterday: crowing that they has sent the owners a ‘Withering letter’. The letter basically moaned about the Super League, but ended by more or less saying ‘It’s alright, Mr Glazer. Buy us an expensive player and we’ll let you off’. It’s absolutely right to say the owners don’t give a toss, and every protest, every petition, and green and gold scarf sold will achieve nothing. Also, there are too many cunts in United’s support. Loads of thick bastards will buy the replica shirts the minute they come out and give the Glazers their money. Also, with our support split and constantly infighting, the Glazers will do what they want, as they always have.

      But Ole actually saying that the Glazers love the club was a total piss take. There are tribes in the jungle untouched by civilised man who know that isn’t true.

      • Man Utd is a cash cow-the goose that lays the golden egg.
        I believe the glazers wanted to up the share value with the ESL, then sell up.
        Cunts

    • I wholeheartedly agree that Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is an arselicking cunt and a truly shit manager. United should have given Moyes more time but unfortunately the fans couldn’t get their heads around the fact that mega-cunt Ferguson wasn’t there any more and they might have to wait a bit for some success. Fuck ’em, you reap what you sow.

  3. Criticising Glazer would be a turkey voting for Xmas. Cant say I would give up however many millions the cunt earns just to get brownie points with the fans.

    Football is rotten. The days of grafting sides like Leeds, Forrest, Derby, Man U, Citeh of old are long gone. Football belongs to Sky and greedy cunts. Fuck the fans. Fuck Bury and all the rest. One fucking big trough for the wealthy few.

    • He knows who pays his wages. He’s no different to anyone else, he wants the money and he’ll say anything he has to.

  4. Managers who use nicknames for their players, like Ole, are failures. Ok, Utd are second (with no fucking chance of being champions), but fuck me. How much has the cunt spent?

    Never heard Cloughy calling Trevor Francis ‘Trev’ or ‘Trevvy’. It was ‘Mr Francis’ or ‘Francis’. Fergie didn’t do it, although he did use first names (not nicknames like ‘Giggsy’ though). Wenger never did the nicknames shite. Nor did Bob Paisley. Guardiola could call his players ‘cunt’ and it would make little difference (he’d just suck on his boss’s rancid arab cock and buy more cunts).

    Even though I can’t be arsed with footy, I think Chelsea have a great young boss in Tuchel though.

    ‘My team’ has Arteta who is fucking clueless. Got the Arsenal job after being really good at putting the cones out. Spent 200m+ on utter shite and ignores our only real talent (Martinelli). Thank your lucky stars you don’t have this useless cunt.

    Managers need to command respect from players. Kissing their sensitive arses won’t work in the long run unless you have unlimited funds (City).

    • Excellent post 👍

      The businessman who tries to be “mates” with his staff is setting himself up to fail.

      All good managers know this-or hopefully learn this.

    • Arteta , or Artita, perhaps was always the sort of appointment you just knew would fail. There are very very few top class ex-players who have made it in management, Pep being a rare example.

      When I see Artita I always think he’s popped in from filming Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds.

  5. Football? Have these fucking thick puppets stopped taking the knee yet?

  6. The news was a huge blow to us real fans to discover football is just about the money and they don’t actually give a flying fuck about the supporters.
    Especially as it comes so soon after the shock report that bears defecate in the woods.
    I wonder what incredible revelation will be next?.

  7. There is more chance of Liverpool supporters getting shut of John Henry. They will be more vocal and better organised. There will also be plenty of ex-LFC figures and famous fans who will back the idea. Man United’s fanbase has too many cunts who want to be Number One and way too many stupid bellends who buy any club tat and will still pay to be shafted by the Glazers. It’s a bit like cunts who still vote Labour, just because their parents voted Labour years ago. Because of the glory Fergie achieved and the success in the Premier League era, a lot of people will give the club -and the Glazers – a free pass. And things like signing up cunts like Mourinho and Falcao shut them up if they get restless. Then they act like nothing has happened and everything is rosey again. I dare say the owners will make some overrated signing and the Europa League might be won, and most of these cunts will be happy again and the shitty behaviour regarding the Super League will be forgotten. I personally cannot see myself going to Old Trafford ever again. I refuse to give these cunts my money and I will not wear an overpriced and crappy replica shirt. Last United shirt I wore was the classic Adidias one from 1985. Anyone who buys the latest kit, never mind wears it, is a complete cunt.

    • Henry was completely in favour of the shite Euro League, of course. Liverpool only backed down when everybody else did. He saw the dollars and had as much of a hard-on as the others. Fucking Yanks.

    • Agree with everything you say Norman. Thankfully I stopped giving a shit about football several decades ago and especially MOTD.

      The Useless Southgate safety-first tactics will no doubt bore me rigid this summer as England will exit the moment they play a half decent side away from Wembley.

  8. Ole Gollum is a cunt. Fernandes is a a rat faced, cheating, Portugeezer cunt. Man Utd can fuck off.

    The Spuds can fuck right off. Chelsea are twats. Mo Salah can go fuck himself. In fact, footie in general can take its sorry, prissy, virtue signalling, woke ass and fuck the fuck off.

    Furthermore, so can fucking snooker, tennis, golf, show jumping, and F1 – utter wankers.

    • PS Good evening, everyone. Anyway, I thought footie was banned?

    • And Wimbeldon can fuck off and all. I have no desire to see Serena Williams grunting and sweating like a Mandrill on on heat.

      The days of gawping at Chris Evert’s lovely white knickers are sadly long gone.

      • Quite right, Norman. Fucking Pimms drinking, toffee-nosed,nob ends.

        I liked that nice Sue Barker, I even watched Question of Sport sometimes when she was on. No doubt she had to be chucked under the metaphorical bus to enable a more diverse cunt to take over. The BBC can fuck right off too, cunts.

      • Oh yes Norm. Chris Evert what a babe. Very clearly worshipped cöck and has admitted so. Quite why she fell for John Lloyd god only knows.
        Evonne Goolagong was ace too and between them they saw off those locker-room lezžers King and Casals…. but somehow couldn’t rid us of Navrattypants

  9. There was,and is again,talk of Newcastle getting Arab big-money owners, I suspect that some of the fans who have spent so long slagging off Mike Ashley might be in for a rude awakening if they think that Sheikh Yer-Bellend is going to listen to their demands any more than Fat Mike did on how “their” club should be run.

    Top and bottom of it is that the top clubs aren’t owned by fans..they are owned by the people who sign the cheques and the days of the top clubs caring about the small amount of income generated by match-day ticket-sales from the ” pie and a cup of Bovril” supporters are over.

    Is Alex Ferguson dead yet ?….Drunken,shitty-knickered,horse-spunk stealing old Wanker.

    • Fat Mike is actually a model owner in comparison to many of the other deluded twats. He very clearly and openly despises his fan base whereas the others cover that up

  10. Who gives a flying fuck about football any more. It’s all about the money, and as for the thick overpaid twats still taking the knee.

    They can all fuck off.

  11. Fuck me, not another football nom. There be another bout cyclist next. Or the BBC.

  12. About 20 years ago I advocated a super european league, after all why not? It was the same old 4 teams dominating the league, and it was one of those three that would win it Man U chelsea, Arsenal. No other team got a look in, it was a competition for 4th most seasons. Then Blackburn and leeds made it slightly interesting by winning. Man C changed the game by buying all the best players. Then Leicester upp the stakes by now only winning it, but also being consistent high performers since. Man U almost dropped out of contention Liverpool won it, Chelsea flip flopped and aresnal became mediocre and Tottenham rose up the ranks. Now the owners realised they are not the best team in town so they decided to cash in on previouse success, But now no-one wants it. So all those greedt wankers can fuck off and take their money with the. This is British football at it’s best, you will never know who will be champions anymore, and I Love it. British football is not a cash cow, it belongs to the fans. Rant over, takes a deep breath. Sorry 🙂

  13. Any comments from that cunt, Andy Burnham on events at Old Trafford and in Manchester today (where I’ve been)? Or will he keep his gob shut until voting is over on Thursday?

    Oh, and get to fuck Souness, you cunt. If the Scousers had done it, he’d still be wanking on Sky right now.

    • Those Man Utd fans have my full support.
      That action was effectively carried out for all English football fans and clubs from the Premiership down to the grass roots.

      • Cheers Bertie. Also, ompare it to the ‘protest’ at Tottenham, Bertie. A couple of hippy cunts with an acoustic guitar, and three or four people with banners and their game went ahead anyway. Good to see Roy Keane and Gary Nev offer support and also Jamie Carragher. Souness can fuck right off though. Didn’t he start a riot by planting a flag in the middle of the pitch during an Istanbul Derby game? What a cunt he is. Even Liverpool fans hate him.

        We need other supporters to follow suit. Liverpool fans have the voice and the numbers obviously, but City fans will be useless. They want their owners to stay, because they know they are fuck all without them. I also doubt many Chelsea fans will want rid of their loopy Ivan oligarch. I know Gooners despise the Arsenal owners, but the protests need to be as powerful and as loud as the ones we did at Old Trafford yesterday.

      • Norm – Thought I might have had to come down to the Nick to bail you out today!
        😊👍

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