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Honey G

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I read about her in The Sun a couple of weeks ago, and she was bragging that she was “hard core” coz she had taken coke a couple of times, tried ecstasy a couple of times and had spent NEARLY a WHOLE summer smoking marijuana.

She said she had to stop the weed before she became addicted.

Newsflash honey g, you don’t get addicted to weed, strung out , yes, addicted, no.

Without bragging or sounding a twat, that’s pretty lightweight compared to what me and my pals done and some still do.

I don’t know if its a joke, I hope so…………

Nominated by: Birdman

Cold Calling Telemarketers

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2012/04/19 Tracey

Cold Calling Telemarketers – They hassle you for PPI, Pensions, Microsoft scammers, the Accident you never had to name a few.

Now I know everyone needs to work, but these bastards are a different breed, a law unto themselves and a lot of them are from India, called Dave. My Arse are they called Dave! Cunts!

Whilst waiting for a reply for a couple of job interviews one time, I had to answer my phone, in case it was said job.
I regularly got calls from these fucking arseholes. Not satisfied with fucking calling me, They try to text me too.
That was 6 months ago and yet still they call and text……….They’re persistent little fuckers!
Not only do they fucking piss me off with their constant calls and texts, they disturb my other half, after a night shift.

~The accident I never had, yet they had all the details(apparently)……….Yeah right!
~Microsoft, I’d been hacked, really? I don’t use Microsoft…wankers!
~Some random Insurance company called ‘Black Pearl!’ I kid you not, claiming they’d got my pension details, they hadn’t, they were spouting the wrong info!
~The bank(apparently) wanting to know why, I haven’t used my American Express card, I don’t have one!
~PPI on that loan I had, again, what fucking loan!

There’s many more I could mention but the list is endless. These fucking scamming cunts will do anything to try and nick my info.

I kept blocking them until my block feature was full and they are crafty cunts too, they use different phone n.o’s and if you do try and call back (number withheld of course, so you can rip them a new arsehole) you either get, dodgy cunting piano music or ‘This number has not been recognised’ message in a very ropey sounding yank accent.

Total fucking wankers, at least let me ring back so I can have a fucking word or two.

Luckily my other half and I are on to them, but what about the poor old elderly and not so bright folk?

I bet there’s a big banner goes up with a siren that screams ‘I’ve fucking got one’ when they answer and just for that alone they deserve a fucking good cunting.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Christmas charity appeals

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The cunt Ewan Mcgregor is at it again with a charity appeal. When I say at it again, his charity appeal from last year was being shown again earlier, obviously too busy to record a new one. The fucker’s net worth is 40 million, and he is asking me for money? ask your rich luvvy friends you cunt, I will never see 40 million if I lived 40 lifetimes fucker, put your own money in.

And as for the salvation army appeal for a christmas meal for a pensioner, and they want £19 for that? who the fuck is cooking it? gordon Ramsay? My whole xmas day provisions will cost less than £19 including the sufficient volumes of alchohol required to sleep through it

Nominated by: The oncoming fart

Question Time

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Fucking cunting BBC snowflake propaganda shite makes me froth every time I catch it but once I start watching it it’s like a car crash. I shouldn’t look but I do.

Tonight it is a panel of super cunts, They are coating off the president elect like he is a nobody. Antagonise the man that could give us a better future outside thr cunt EU why not.

They sit there and peddle the same old shite, Trump and Farage are Hitler and anyone voting UKIP is a paid up Nazi.

The audience is practically in tears because they say that Muslims have a bad press because of Trump and Farage, totally forgetting the reality of why Islam has an iffy reputation and that those reasons predate Trump, Farage.

There are many more reasons to cunt QT the biggest tonight is the uber cunt Tim Farron, lapping up applause from the carefully hand picked audience like he is the messiah. Wait till the next election Tim and then you wil maybe understand how popular you are you low life snake.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Luminous coloured hair

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Cunts with luminous coloured hair are… well…. cunts…

Usually student cunts, these knobheads walk around with ridiculous glow in the dark barnets, thinking they are ‘cool’ and ‘different’ when they look like twats and part of some crazy religious cult…. I’ve seen pink, green, purple,and yellow headed wankers, but most of them are that ludicrous blue or turquoise shade… Do they realise what complete twats they look?!

It’s usually girls (still cunts), but yesterday I saw a lad (for want of a better word) with luminous light blue hair… Student twat with his stupid accent and his ‘No To Brexit’ badge and loads of twatty sew-on patches on his jacket… No memorial poppy though, the ignorant little turd…

I think the UK is fucked either way… Even with (or without, Miller you cunt?) Brexit the future for this land is either (ahem!) ‘migrants’ or chinless cunts like that student twat….

Nominated by: Norman