Dead Pool [79]

 

Congratulations to Ram It Home Ginger Rogers for correctly guessing that the next dead cunt would be that stalwart of 1970s Childrens TV (and latterly Alcoholics Anonymous), Keith Chegwin. Commiserations are due to Shaun for not achieving four wins in a row.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 79.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Earl Cameron
Murray Walker

Van Morrison

Northern Eyerish bastard cunt from a mangled race orf bastard cunts has a new album oit called Versatile. Only thing versatile about the cunt is its arsework. What voice the 72 year old tosser ever had was lorst years ago along with the barnet. Correct, another cunt that performs in a hat. Bastard.

Now retreated to fucking up the Great American Songbook repertoire with a dodgy fake yank accent with rhythm and intonation all over the shop (check oit Chas C). Always the sign of a muso orn the skids. Orf the top orf me old brain box cannot recall a single orf the cunts numbers (sure to be a sad cunt oit there that can) and he must have written fahsounds orf ’em.

Only saving grace aboit the miserable tosser is it’s never got into politics and saving the planet but only doine to the tightness orf its arse. Typical jocko/mick mix. Only spends money orn lawyers to sue neighbours, ex-wives and girl friends. Notorious cunt to try and talk to (what the media term “spikey”) and filthy rich with it.

Typical miser mick so it is.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

( Van Morrison? Where I live that’s a grocer’s delivery vehicle )

Stonewall

I want to Cunt Stonewall, Sly News have been promoting this self righteous virtue signaling organisation who demand how we should speak and think about about Gay Lesbian LGBGT persons. Quite frankly I couldn’t care less about gays or Lesbians or even if a bloke wants to cut his dick off and wear a skirt but I take great exception to being told how I should speak and think. Don’t these fucking Nazis Stonewall understand that by controlling our thoughts and opinions they are making matters worse for the people they are supposed to represent ?.

That’s why this highly esteemed site ISACUNT exists. It’s a backlash against all the absurd leftist liberal cuntitude that is being dictated to us every day. ISACUNT is one of the last bastions where common sense still prevails. Hopefully we are still the silent majority.

Nominated by Fenton Fistula.

Jihadi Apologists

With the recent resignation of Michael Fallon over a bit of knee touching, Gavin Williamson is the new Defence Secretary and has used his first major speech to call for UK jihadis’ to be hunted down and eliminated. This provoked the usual wailing from left wing cunt waffles branding him ‘insecure’ and ‘juvenile’ despite probably 99% of people would agree with him.

You join a terror organisation with the aim of bringing carnage to Britain and expect to return home pulling the wool over the eyes of appeasing bollock brain cunts as misguided or disillusioned? Your human rights went down the crapper as soon as you were viewing terror propaganda, getting a chubby on thinking about ‘paradise’ and your 72 virgins,as soon as you stepped on the plane your fair game, no questions.

The same cunts are the ones who hound British troops for years over jackanory bullshit ‘war crimes’ fairy tales, PIL parasites et el , yet them and their like are prepared to give treasonous cunts a free pass on the premise of being young, idealistic and some fucked up warped version of somehow upholding human rights.

Nominated by liberal liquadator

Owen Jones [5]

Owen Jones is a stereotypical left leaning tosser of the kind our hijacked education system keeps churning out. Many in turn become teachers and churn out more of their ilk.

Owen Jones and his kind equate the old working class with the scum underclass. When in truth, the old working class would have detested the work shy scroungers of today. They are not the same.

Owen Jones is a hypocrite, who refuses to acknowledge that it is real world capitalism which provides him with his lifestyle. Does Owen Jones think he would fair better as a gay man in the socialist utopia of Russia? I think not. Would he acknowledge this? Again, I think not.

God forbid that Owen Jones and his kind ever get any political power, because he is militant and he would force his values on others. You can tell this through his attitude. He is intolerant of the opinions of others.

Owen Jones is a dangerous extremist, who needs to be exposed as such at every opportunity. He needs to be held up to ridicule and confronted by opposing intellectuals who are more than a match for this snivelling wretch.

In conclusion – Owen jones is a stupid fucking cunt.

Nominated by Some Bloke