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Friends in need and needing friends.

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I’d like to cunt friends. No, not the shitcom american tv show (that’s here https://is-a-cunt.com/2010/04/friends/ but needs much more cunting) – I mean all my friends and the idea of friendship in general.

If you have an affinity for a skill or sport, count on your friends to suck away all your precious time. When your opportunity has gone, so will they.

If your friends have emotional problems, lo and behold, here they fucking come.
If your friends have financial problems, lo and behold, here they fucking come again.

If you’re dumb enough to step in and help with a friends’ life problem, life threatening boredom and thanklessness will ensue.
If your missis is hot all your mates will be disrespectful wankers.
Fucking god help you if one of your mates is getting divorced.

When I was younger I had plenty of friends. Of course, being young means that most of your friends will by default be arseholes anyway what with their fractuous squabbling, need to borrow shit and tendency to let you down all the time.
It has taken me decades to peel these timewasters off. It’s been difficult. It would seem the better you do for yourself and the busier you get the stronger their vampiric grip becomes.

Fortunately having kids helps. I think the first child strips away about 50% of them. Despite diminishing returns, by the third or fourth one you’re well on your way to the utopia of fucking-none-at-all.

I think that people who need friends are obviously unable to cope on their own, and so seek a symbiotic link in order to bypass nature’s survival of the fittest filter.
People also seem to need friends so that they can enrich their lives through them. Just like the fungus ophiocordyceps unilateralis.
The requirement of friends is an outward manifestation of neediness, weakness, and selfishness.

Consider the peculiar phenomenon of people trying relentlessly to be your friend with no stimulus or response from you whatsoever.
Consider the artificial gathering of friends that goes on in soshul meeja.
Consider the inability of the majority to do anything at all by themselves.
Friends and friendship are utter, utter cunts.

Nominated by Cuntflap.

Chelsea Manning

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Chelsea Manning is a cunt!

For my inaugural cunting I nominate (from across the big pond, from the land of the twats and the home of the cunts) Chelsea Manning. This despicable cunt has announced it’s intention to run for the U.S. Senate.

For those of you who don’t remember this cunt, Chelsea Manning was born Bradley Manning and is a convicted traitor as well as a freak/mistake of nature. While serving in the U.S. Army, this foul, vile, and loathsome creature released sensitive military intelligence to that bastion of free speech and unfiltered information, Wikileaks who of course published it in the name of humanity.

When caught, this maladjusted little cunt plead guilty to 10 felony counts and in the subsequent court martial proceedings was convicted of 17 others. It was sentenced to 35 years in a maximum security military prison where it applied for “gender reassignment” and of course expected the U.S. taxpayer to foot the bill.

In the U.S. Constitution treason is the only crime that is specifically punishable by death. We should have executed the cunt. And although cruel and unusual punishment is banned by our Constitution we should have taken up the best traditions of our English forbearers and hung, drawn and quartered the filthy cunt. (After all, if it wants “gender reassignment” and wants the taxpayers to pay for it, the least we could do is accommodate it by chopping off the balls this mistake of nature was born with.)

But noooooooo…what happens? After conviction it served only 7 years before it was pardoned and released by the Community Con Artist. And now not content with trying to destroy us by giving aid and comfort to the enemy, he wants to destroy from within by serving in the Senate.

Of course the libtard/Obamunist/snowflake community is hailing this mistake of nature as a victim and a hero instead of the traitorous little cunt that it is. I for one want to puke!

Don’t get me wrong, as a true libertarian I really don’t care how you live your life as long as you do no harm to others and leave me alone. If you want to dress like a Welsh Tart (it’s mother was Welsh) and play sword swallower that’s your business. I don’t have to like it and sure as hell don’t want to see it but hey…it’s your life and I have the right to ignore it and your degeneracy.

But a convicted, traitorous, felonious, mistake of nature serving in the U.S Senate…is an affront to all decent human beings everywhere…even if you do fit right in with the rest of the lecherous perverts already serving in the august body of shit.

So with that said I proudly cunt…Chelsea Fucking Manning!

Nominated by General Cunster

Chelsea Manning is indeed a cunt. A cunt of Mount St Helens proportions.

Because we are subjected to a Liberal media in U.K. this freak has had plenty of airtime.

It’s painted as a victim when in fact it’s a traitor.

There’s no room for niceties when it comes to espionage or national security, when your enemy engages in trench warfare you have to respond accordingly.

This freak along with the cunt Snowden set out Security Services many years. And for what?

You almost couldn’t make it up that not only did the traitor have ‘gender realignment surgery’ paid for by the American Taxpayer, then get a pardon from Obama Barak Cunt but then just to really rub your face in it now wants to stand for Congress.

Wow.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Halimo Hussein

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Halimo Hussein is a cunt of the most epic proportions.

For those that don’t know, Halimo Hussein is a Somalian cunt that lives in our country, receives free health care, a great education and a ticket out of her native shit hole just so that she can look down her nose, spit in our faces and take us for the soft mugs that we are.

Her and her band of left wing cunts stormed a Churchill themed cafe in London chanting “Churchill was a racist” and defaced a Muriel of Winston Churchill by painting the word scum across it.

Her partners in cuntitude were:

Timesh Pillay – A fucking junior doctor in the NHS. …The cunt is 28 years old. What a prick.

Nisha Phillips – Another Corbyn supporting, ugly student cunt with no brains.

Hamish Anderson – A soppy student “activist” cunt that says: ‘Notably I’ve been involved in occupations, protests, petitions, negotiations, unions and co-ops from environmental issues to social injustice issues.’ … basically … a pussy.

Dimitri Cautain – A trampy looking, smithie wannabe, commie twat .

They’re all cunts but Halimo Hussein is the leader.
She is a staunch corbynite and idolizes that shit for brains, pretentious cunt Russell Brand.

If there was ever an advert for ending this farce of multiculturalism, this is it.
Only one has a British name (hamish) so maybe a custodial sentence for that cunt.
The rest can fuck off.

When people are allowed into this country, they’re not expected to have any respect whatsoever for our history, culture, morals or laws.
They can just come here and spit in our faces, insult our country and disrespect our ancestors.

Most …well, some .. people that come here integrate and have love and respect for this country.
Those people are welcome.

The immigrants, more often than not, show respect for their new adopted country (apart from the peacefuls of course).
It’s some of their “British” offspring that are the real cunts.

They call themselves British yet have no feeling of pride in our history, and actually think that because their families originally came from a shit hole, that somehow gives them the right to look down on us, insult our traditions and disrespect previous generations of Britons that have sacrificed and struggled to give us the freedoms and safety that we have today.
Just like that twat June Sarpong that I cunted the other day.

They also seem so fucking proud of their original country. Why?
It was obviously shite or you wouldn’t be here.

Cunts like Halimo Hussein should be immediately sent back to where they belong.

Timesh Pillay should never be allowed to work in the NHS, for his own safety as much as anything else. …I know what I’ll do if the treasonous little cunt ever lays his hands on me. It won’t be pretty.

As for the rest, maybe now that they’re exposed as the ungrateful little shits that they are, perhaps we should either pack them all off on national service until they learn some respect or deport them back to their ansestoral homelands.

Some people might say “but they’re only young, we all make mistakes when we’re young”. Yes but these cunts are in their mid 20’s. .. The junior doctor is TWENTY fucking EIGHT. By that age it’s time to grow out of being a mouthy little student cunt and take responsibility.

Fuck them.

Nominated by deploythesausage

DJ’s

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DJ’s.

Not your Smashy and Nicey types, these cunts that become superstar DJ’s. I’ve just seen one on the One show and there is the latest cunt being feted like a minor deity by the One show idiots. He’s giving it all the self deprecating bit but with a big smirk on like he’s just split the atom.

You play records mate. Other peoples records. I was doing that when I was 12.

You can take your ‘decks’ and stick them right up your fucking arse.

Nominated by Mecha Rigsby.

Pearly King’s and Queens

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Pearly King’s and Queens are cunts.

‘Doing the Lambeth walk’ Fuck off you cunts,
‘My old man said follow the van’ yeah follow the van off the cliffs of Dover and do us a favour and return the pearls to the sea.

The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt