Why the fuck would anyone want to cunt the RNLI you might ask? The selfless unpaid volunteers risk their lives on a regular basis. They’re heroes in the true sense of the word and should be praised!

Well, quite. But it would appear that the management are a bunch of humourless, PC snowflake cunts. They’re the ones I’m after.

Cue Whitby lifeboat station. Enter stage left RNLI manager (female, of course) who spots a couple of comedy mugs with – God forbid – a picture of a naked woman on the front. Shock! Horror! Seems the men had given each other Secret Santa gifts including a mug which featured a photo of a nude woman with the face of one crewman superimposed on top.

Humourless twat from RNLI decides that said mugs could have been found by schoolchildren, which posed a ‘safeguarding risk’.

So the two lifeboat men are sacked. By telephone ‘natch. Snowflakes don’t do confrontation after all. I’m just surprised that she didn’t do it by text, or Facebook, or Twatter frankly.

And the reaction to this load of OTT PC bollocks? Well, it seems that four fellow crew members have told the RNLI to shove it where the sun doesn’t shine. Reportedly, three more have quit this morning. Two of the crewmen who quit are said to be women. A petition has been raised locally demanding that the men are reinstated. So far 500 locals have signed it.

So has the RNLI backed down? Has it fuck! A spokesman said “We want to stress that this was not a trivial matter. The lifeboat station should be an environment where people can expect to be treated with dignity and respect.

Our dedicated volunteers represent the values and principles of our organisation and we will not allow any behaviour that brings the work of the RNLI and our people into disrepute.”

So I would suggest to the RNLI that the correct way to treat people with dignity and respect is not to sack them by phone. And if you don’t want the RNLI to fall into disrepute, then I would suggest that you don’t behave like a bunch of over officious, humourless, feminazi idiots! And yes, I’m afraid it really is a trivial matter.

Interestingly, I have tried in vain to find out the name of the fool who sparked all this off in the first place. That’s the real cunt in all this…

Nominated by Dioclese

I would like to nominate immigration for a cunting.

Actually no, I would like to nominate this link:

As an education to all neo-liberal (fascists) and left-wing do-gooders as to exactly why immigration does not help the poorest in the global society, and why the folly of the likes of Soros, et. al., and their globalist agenda only does one thing, and one thing alone: reduces the overall quality of life for those “rich nations” who should be “compelled” to take more, and more, and more immigrants in – in the name of “anthropology” – when the reality is that is just a cheap import of left-wing votes so that the indigenous population is eventually rendered without a voice (sooner rather than later as far as that cunt Soros is concerned).

The clip is on for just a few minutes. I urge everyone to watch it and share it with lefty/neo-liberal/snowflake cunts who get uppity and/or vocalise about how there’s not enough immigration into our country.

Given my way I’d show the fucker in Parliament too because all of the statistics come from The World Bank, not some right-wing study that they like to pooh-pooh as being waycist!

The maths are so simple even Abbott and Lammy can understand it!

Cunts!

Nominated by, Rebel without a Cunt!

Having traveled to a meeting in central Londonistan this week via the tube, I am astounded by the vast number of walking dead with rucksacks on their backs who seem to struggle with judging how much space they need to avoid clonking other travellers.

Twice during the journey in the tube carriage, I had to move smartly to avoid these pirouetting twats who seem to develop major blindspots when lugging around these vastly oversized backpacks.

I suspect these are the same cunts who clog the Queen’s highway with their caravans on a bank holiday.

Nominated by. Paul Maskinback

I’d like to nominate Ramblers.

I noticed four figures the other day walking down the Fell,not following the signposted route. Even though it was pissing down, I jumped on the quad and got the dogs and away we went to meet them. When I got to them, it turned out to be a couple with 2 kids. To be fair to them,they were apologetic and admitted that they were on the wrong path when I pointed it out.

The reason that I want to Cunt them isn’t that they were trespassing,it’s that they thought it a good idea to drag 2 kids on such a shite holiday. Who in their fucking right mind would want to holiday in tents in the middle of nowhere in fucking March? There they stood,dithering with the cold and wet, having “the time of their lives”..fucking idiots. If my parents had tried to drag me on some kind of holiday like that, I’d have called Barnardos and demanded to be taken into care.

If your idea of a holiday is sitting under canvas,piss-wet,eaten alive by midges,dining on half-cooked sausages and burnt beans while tramping over acres of barren moor,you are a Cunt.

Fuck Bear Grylls too,the man is a raving wanker.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Admin note, watch out for these fuckers Dick!

Another first for Blighty. The world’s worst ever dose orf clap.
(what some cunts will do to get in the Guinness Book orf Records)

Now Yours Truly has gorn on record before about encounters various with the old crotch crickets and the gooey stuff and not to forget the old cock rot. An old soldier’s lot. What you sign up for but bugger me that do in Burma in ’44 took a few years to clear. Now a man in Blighty has caught the world’s “worst-ever” case of super-gonorrhoea.
He had a regular partner in the UK, but picked up the superbug after a shag with a woman in South East Asia. Public Health England says it is the first time the infection cannot be cured with first choice antibiotics. Health officials are now tracing any other sexual partners of the man, who has not been identified, in an attempt to contain the infection’s spread.
He picked up the infection earlier in the year.

The main antibiotic treatment – a combination of azithromycin and ceftriaxone – has failed to treat the disease. Dr Gwenda Hughes, from Public Health England, said after pulling out her wire probe from the infected man’s horse prong: “This is the first time any cunt has displayed such high-level resistance to both of these drugs and to most other commonly used antibiotics.”Discussions with the World Health Organization and the European Centres for Disease Control agree this is a world first.”

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke