National institute for health and care excellence.

No, I’d never heard of them either until a news report pushed my piss temperature past boiling point.

NICE for short, here’s a quote lifted from their own website;

‘ New and upgraded roads should prioritise pedestrians, cyclists and public transport over motorised vehicles’

Yeah, that’s right, let’s slow down all the motorised traffic to the point where they end up burning off twice as much fossil fuel to travel the same distance. The exhaust fumes should be very healthy in that area.
More to the point, I don’t recall pedestrians, cyclists or bus passengers paying anything in the way of road tax.

Up their own arse cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Yes, I am a cunt?

The Upward Inflection needs a cunting, or should I say cunting?

What is it with these fuckwits who have to end every fucking sentence with a question?

It really gets on my fucking tits?

You can hear the fuckers on the phone?

You can hear the fuckers when they order something, but not with I would like, always with can I get?

So, I really want to cunt these cunts?, because they are cunts?, and cunts they are?

This shows the fucking issue well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

FYI also known as “The Australian Question Innonation”

I would like to nominate Chuka Umunna for a cunting as a matter of urgency. Umunna has to be the perfect example of the smug metropolitan elite.

This snivelling Blairite arse licker not only thinks that all leave supporters are stupid xenophobic bigots, he also conspires with a whole bunch of other smarmy cunts like war criminal Blair and “sir” Keir (rhymes with sneer) Starmer – that other duplicitous cunt of cunts. If Umunna spent as much time campaigning for London to somehow reverse its descent into a crime ridden shithole he might actually gain some respect, but no, like all the other hypocritical leftist holier-than-thou scum, he lives in a fashionable suburb away from the knife crime, drive-by robberies and wanton degeneracy of the rest.

I would also condemn the “people’s vote” as a devious plot to replace actual democracy with “the right kind” of democracy to deliver the “correct” result. Umunna is therefore a cunt of the first order and his shit eating smarmy demeanour reserves him a special place in the gallery of cunts. Umunna – YOU CUNT

Nominated by Pongo Biggish

Emergency cunting for the proliferation of the term ‘far right’ or the notion of the ‘rise of the far right’.

Soy boy lefty twat rags like the Independent and Guardian love trotting out this term as a pejorative against white, middle-aged men who are (rightly) concerned about Brexit, the rapid and progressive disappearance of UK culture, overpopulation due to uncontrolled immigration and the rise of commentators like Owen Jones to bring it all home.

This isn’t far right. Tommy Robinson isn’t far right. Far right is white supremacy fringe groups, the KKK, BNP etc. I for one am seriously fucked off with cunts labelling the likes of most of us on ISAC as far right so that their far left agenda moves to centre ground and over time is viewed as ‘normal’.

This ‘far right’ shit needs to be stopped.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Radio Four’s ‘The Listening Project’ is long overdue a nomination.
I don’t know if it is still on, as I no longer listen to that crap station, but this pile of utter twattery, introduced by the smug, up-herself Islingtonian, Fi Glover, (herself worthy of a nomination) is the most puke inducing, self indulgent drivel ever committed to radio.
For anyone not familiar with this pile of cack, it features a recorded conversation, lasting for about four minutes, normally between two women (surprise? NOT), who no one has ever heard of, talking about crap which is of no interest to anyone except the two tossers doing the talking. Avoid at all costs if you want to retain your sanity. You’ll be taking a baseball bat to your radio otherwise.

Nominated by Mystic Maven