Cyclists Without Helmets

Based on the above cunting…I think cyclists without helmets deserve their very own cunting.
As a driver, if I get caught without my seatbelt on, I get a 30 quid fine or whatever it is these days, plus 3 points. Yet a cyclist can use the road, without a fucking helmet on with absolutely NO repercussions. I mean how fucking backwards is that? Even the most innocuous of falls from a bike can cause severe head trauma if fate wishes it so….and I would argue that the risk to a person on a bike with no protection being struck by a car at 20mph for example is certainly no less than that of someone in a car. Yet more evidence of the overwhelming fuckwittery that goes on in the minds of our ‘betters.’
When you can’t differentiate between the clear and obvious dangers of two stratospherically alternate levels of risk….no wonder the cunts in charge can’t run a bath never mind this country.
And not only that, most cyclists look like bell ends regardless, so adding a helmet into the mix isn’t going to do more damage to their image.
Fucking arseholes one and all

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

And yes, that is Pigfucker in the picture. 

Jo Bland [4]

JO BRAND

An outsize bloomers, with generous gusset and Tena-lady of industrial proportions protection please for *former psychiatric nurse* and now raddled elderly alleged *comedian* who is about as funny as bowel cancer, Jo Brand, who feels that we should have a fucking second referendum, just because SHE *wants it*

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1058783/Brexit-news-Second-EU-referendum-Jo-Brand-BBC-Question-Time

How typical of these up their own arse very minor “celebrities”, especially one as coarse as her, a lefty, rough as a badgers arse, that we should indulge their stupid whims.

No doubt the elderly hag, nearing the end of her piss-poor “career”, said that to encourage another cheap round of applause from a BBC audience who are almost as deranged as she is, but why is it that this ugly old lezzie lookie-likey, is allowed to appear on TV, even after the watershed, without wearing a burqa?. She looks as if she encounters soap and water twice a year at the maximum, a dirty smelly old cunt who probably smells like a tin of opened dog food that has been left at the back of the fridge since the start of the year, and whose face looks like piss flaps wearing glasses. I can’t believe even a sex mad rapist who had been locked up without female company for 30 years could contemplate fucking this old cunt. Imagine having to remove the drawers with three week old skid marks on them. Her arse is probably hairier than a Shoreditch hipsters beard.

Because Brand wants a 2nd referendum, as does the revolting Gina Miller that is two good reasons to make sure their ambitions are as frustrated as their unused and unusable sex organs. An over randy Rottweiler is probably their only hope of a fuck, then only if their minges are smeared with Pedigree Chum.

Only the BBC would be daft enough to waste money employing this repulsive looking piss artist.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs (apologies for originally forgetting WCB – I was in a rush when I did this one). 

People Who Queue for Ages Outside Shops for Sales/Bargains

People who queue for hours in the freezing cold in the middle of the night for the first day of the sales, or to take advantage of eg, a limited offer of cheap booze, are cunts. Especially those cunts who recently queued for ages at Aldi to buy the poxy Kevin the carrot cuntish xmas toy. You are all arseholes and I hope you all caught the flu.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The ‘People’s’ Vote

I Would like to nominate “The Peoples Vote” for a good cunting

The phrase itself is so fucking sweet shop candy it just pisses me when the snowflake cunts roll it off the tongue like they are doing us all a big favour

They are so affraid to use the words “Second Referendum” and will try anything to deflect us from the truth, the truth being that the only way to stop brexit is to have a second referendum which gives them a 50/50 chance of winning.

The Westminster, Media, Luvie and Political elite are desperate, and I mean fucking desperate to stop brexit and they know the only way they can achieve this is to gamble on a 50/50, if they win they have done so without getting their sticky snowflake hands dirty, if they loose then they have actually lost nothing as they had already lost in 2016.

All I say is “be fucking honest” you wank snowflake liberal cunts, say you want a rerun of the referendum because you didnt like the result of the first and stop caling it “A FUCKING PEOPLES VOTE”

Nominated by sick of it

Televised Sport

A nomination for televised sport. I’m sick and tired of all this boring shite being inflicted on us via terrestrial TV.
I don’t pay a licence fee for endless hours of the following crap:
cricket, tennis, golf, snooker, darts, bowling, athletics, formula1 etc…
If you want to watch this tedious shite, then pay for it, you cunts.
Also, why are these sports cunts paid so much for doing fuck all anyway?

Nominated by Mystic Maven