A premium cunting is needed for the scumbag fucking cunts who defaced the Bomber Command War Memorial in Green Park, by throwing white paint all over it. Either done by these secret “something to say” protest groups, no doubt emailing each other and being proud of what they’ve done, or some fucking drugged-up latchkey cunt yobs with nothing better to do, apart from shoot up outside a KFC at 2am.

This kind of thing really filters my piss. No respect for what those young men went through in WW2. A sad reflection on today’s broken society. No doubt they’ll be some fucking blue-haired unicorn saddlers trying to defend their actions by claiming “they were mentally ill” for defacing a memorial. No…these vandals are cunts, plain and simple.

Nominated by Twatvarnish

A girl named Jack Monroe

The queer grammar school educated gender bender who pretends to be poor despite having more ink than Marvel’s art department and claims to be able to whip up tasty morsels with a stick of celery, what you can find down the back of the sofa, and a bag of pickled onion Monster Munch.

Also claims to be really called Jack despite the fact that this is an obvious lie.

Such a fake person who got pupped by first cuck to be stupid enough to bed it before realising she was a muff diver all along.

Nominated by Little Lord Cuntleroy

This legalised extortion of drivers wallets needs a proper Cunting.

2 weeks ago my ‘renewal invite’ came through, with an astonishing increase from £300 to nearly £900. After telling them to ‘get stuffed’ yours truly begins to boil his piss and searches the market only to find that AXA come out as the 78th most expensive of 79 providers at a whopping £1279. Now sitting at the top is SAGA at a wonderful £270 for everything I want, so Grumpy Cunt becomes Happy Cunt and purchases said policy, and finds its underwritten by? Yep..AXA!

CUNTS!

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Eric Dubay is a fucking mental cunt.
He is this flat earth guru, who doesn’t believe in anything that can be scientifically proven. So, earth is flat, the sun is only six thousand miles away, nuclear weapons are a hoax, and the dinosaurs never existed. There is probably more, but I couldn’t stick any more of his bollocks. Worryingly, there are many thousands of dickheads that believe this cunt, and others like him. These gullible fools would once have been happy to go to church and get fleeced by the cunts there. Instead they worship twats like Dubay, Icke, and other charlatans. It would be hilarious to think in such enlightened times of these sad bastards pissing their life away on this conspiratorial shite, until you remember that these cunts have the vote. And the ability to procreate.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye