Cyclist are whinging cunts aren’t they, I love this article, it seems the ever moaning cunts dressed up like Tron have now taken exception to cars legally parked where they are allowed to park.
The laugh of it all is the gap between the rows of cars is ten times wider than the gaps the see as doable in fucking moving traffic, whilst knocking mirrors and scraping paint.
These twats are always going to be moaning about something I think, the cunts are never happy, it didn’t used to be like this I was a very enthusiastic cyclist, belonged to a club and everything, we didn’t actively go out to make cunts of ourselves and we always respected to fact that if you got hit by a car you got hurt.
That’s what these fuckers now need is a little more of positive attitude towards a world that doesn’t revolve around them or they get hurt….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Fuglyucker has another whinge about this entitled cunts
Road cc are cunts, whenever you see an article that involves some whiney cunt cyclist whinging because he reckons are car came within 6 feet of him 10 seconds after he got within 6 inches of it to squeeze through a gap, or some silly cunt fell off her bike because a Land rover was on the same road and sent the footage to the police and got the driver points and a fine
it always these fuck pigs at road cc who make it public and in doing so they are just upping the level of h🖕te that they general public are starting to feel towards the 2 wheeled, Tron lookalike pricks who are now annoying people everywhere.
Road cc, you are cunts and like BLM and Extinction Rebellion you are doing more harm than good to your cause, publishing stories about cyclists whinging about not getting served in Drive through not ride through restaurants and coffee places just frames exactly what I’m talking about.
Road CC fuck off you are cunts, go and undertake articulated lorries, end up tangled in the wheels and then you may have a story, no fucking sympathy but a story at least…. Cunts
4wheels bad
2wheels good.
The mantra according to cyclists.
Well, you smug fucks,…. 1wheel best!
Im now starting up a pressure group for wheelbarrow rights.
If im in a cycle lane with me barrow full of horseshit cyclists should remain patient and not overtake.
We also barrow 4 abreast.
Any lip and we have shovels and forks in our barrows,
Howd you like that Bradley Wiggins?
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Around here at this time of year the big tractors and combines are out in force all day and into the night, if you are stuck behind one of them then no fucker passes. I like the cut of your jib Miserable, I will start a Lincolnshire Wheelbarrow Cunts chapter immediately.
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2 wheels plus an internal combustion engine….good
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They should be forced to use unicycles. I’d love to see more of them falling off.
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Or Penny Farthings. I’d love to see them in their gimp suits and Aliens headgear managing a Penny Farthing. Cunts.
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I once saw a sport attempting to stay on top of a unicycle mountain bike on a rough bush track.
I have no idea what he was trying to achieve but it did not look pretty
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It’s beyond me why these cunts need to dress up like their on the Tour de France just to ride a fucking push bike what’s wrong with normal cloths total cunts
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Excellent cunting. These vermin are the herpes of the road. Cycle next to an empty cycle lane, causing tailbacks, you should be shot and your corpse hung in a gibbet with a sign on it explaining the circumstances. Then, they might curtail their folly.
I commend this Cunting to The House.
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Pay road tax, insurance and have a licence to show you are competent then you can start having a say.
Car drivers can’t just self identify as an HGV driver, the the whole point of passing a test is that you are deemed competent to drive or ride a particular class of vehicle on the public highway. So why the fuck are cyclists any different!
Cyclist are at best annoying at worst dangerous and many are cunts.
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And now of course, it’s starting to backfire. Because of the whining minority of worthless cycling fuckers, they all get tarred with the same brush. Just like all of our non-white friends are getting labelled because of the whinging minority.
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I don’t know what their fucking problem is! Poor little Umboko M’wengwe was born with one arm, one eye and every morning has to cycle 5 miles on a bike with no brakes, a buckled wheel and one peddle. You don’t hear that cunt moaning about other road users!
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That’s cos the only other road users are walking with a bucket of buffalo piss .
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Or on a dinghy
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Surely any cyclist worth his lycra would just ride on the pavement in that underpass. That photo looks staged to me.
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They always look so fucking grim, nary a smile on their miserable gobs. If cycling makes you that sodding stressed then take the bloody car. Cunts.
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Hahaha😂😃
Out with dog in New Mills ,
Missus just fell in river !!!😂
Heehee
Shes in a new dress too! LOL
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Have you got her out? Or is it one less for dinner.
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Hehe, yeah.
She sat on a rock and sort of tipped backward straight into the river😂
Dog was paddling,
Looked at the missus enough to say, what a berk!
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Sunday morning we went for breakfast in the next village. Our area very popular with cyclists and We give tham safe space. However there were 3 ahead of us and the rear cunt rode in the centre of a narrow lane, even when passing was safe. I dared the cunt to stay there and passed on a straight stretch. Safely. So why was one cunt holding us up deliberately?
Cos they is cunts.
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Cyclists are rapidly becoming the kings of the road and everything is centred around their needs. You know why don’t you?
Love to stay and chat but I’m off to get measured up for my Lycra you planet destroying cunts.
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Cyclists always complaining about motorists when it suits.
But I wonder how they think supermarkets and shops are furnished with so many items such as food, drinks clothes, electrical goods etc? Do they think the goods are shipped in by thousands of cyclists riding hundreds of miles with 80″ flat screen TVs on their backs?
Or perhaps they think its the little fluffy unicorns that deliver all the goods?
But they choose to ignore the fact that it is these very same motorists (cars, buses, lorries etc) that literally do all the heavy lifting in order to keep these entitled selfish cunts topped up with food, drink, bikes, bike accessories and badly fitting Lycra!
They would soon kick up a fuss if the shops were empty due to motorists being forced off the roads.
Cunts
(Ahhh, classic Word Association. Cyclist+Cunt = Jeremy Kyle!!)
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Sure you don’t mean Jeremy Vine?
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That awful cunt Vine fell off a penny farthing.
Shame it wasn’t into a volcano.
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Yeah you’re right. But then again Vine and Kyle are interchangeable and they’re both cunts of the first water.
I look forward to the day Vine gets crushed under a 44 tonne arctic. Pity the poor bugger who’ll have to clean all 12 wheels afterwards!
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I’d be happy to do it if just to confirm the cunt was gone.
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As there is a nom on abortion, I should like to say that Jeremy Vine is overdue his appointment with the back-street angel maker. Wet towel in gob, and a syringe of carbolic into heart.
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Why are they always shouting to each other, there’s hardly engine noise to contend with is there ?
Stoopid,latent hermasexools wiggling their butt’s in honest drivers faced.
Step on the gas. Warp factor six Mr Sulu.
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You must realise just how much wind noise there is when you’re doing 9mph. Oh. No. That’s 90mph.
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Talking about cycling got me thinking about sports, then Wimblecunt and how pleased I am that this elitist shit show of rich spoilt boys and girls is over and the fact we don’t have to watch Sue Barker with her old cunt flaps hanging around like some wannabee tennis star.
Rich people got me thinking of Rishi and the other dodgy tax dodging Dakis who are all noshing the party faithful to be their next leader (if a Daki wins I might fuck off to Dakistan and try and get voted their whitey leader. The thought of a Daki running this country is the most racist thing I can think of!).
Anyway, mind drifts back to sport and MoJo Farah, who is transpires is an Illegal.
Question: should he not be on a plane to Rwanda now, having lied, errrrm, been trafficked into this country. Hussein Abdi Kahin as he is known in his little mud hut village has been keeping this from us for years. Living in West London, was his bottom passed around the local Iman’s, was sent up to Rochdale? You know what, who fucking cares – I don’t.
Cunt should have fessed up before he got a knighthood. or is it that someone is not paying him enough attention that he picks up this moment now to mention it?
I don’t know who my father is, nor do I care at my age – but I don’t go on the meeeja making a meal out of it and no doubt he is making $$$$ from his kiss and tell stories.
He’s lied to get to the UK and should now be treated like every one else.
Cunt.
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I’ve posted a nomination about Sir Mo.
This is very odd timing. I would imagine that someone has found out and was going to out him.
I can’t see him suddenly wanting to confess at his age . Does he have a book or anything coming out
The facts are
1. Became unbeatable in an event at an age where you don’t really improve and then stayed unbeatable for a decade
2. All of this coincided with moving to train with a coach that is now banned for doping athletes in a way not even conceived previously
3. Trained in Kenya ( left as soon as rhe doping authorities arrived)
4. Then moved to Ethiopia to train there
5 . Lied about connections to Jama Aden
6. Jama done for EPO
7. Lied about TUEs
8. Missed drug tests
9. Doping agency wrote on his file “likely doping ”
If he wasn’t cheating he is going out of his to make it look like he is.
A cunt if ever there was one.
This current story of his will have huge numbers of holes in it, just watch .
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CotL you are clearly learned in the way of Mo, you know your stuff.
Methinks you are right, someone got his card and was going to spill the beans.
Wasn’t there also some weirdness in America he went through and some shit with his wife.
Anyway, it is evident he is a liar and I’d be giving him a dinghy in the opposite direction – off you go petal, see if you can break a record rowing to France.
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Yep lots of.shit when he left for America, including his legendary deafness for doorbells when rung by drug testers.
Oh and there was also the x83 recommended dosing of Vit D (iirc) which was incredibly frowned upon by USADA
FFS he became unbeatable suddenly at 26!!!!
I recall reading a study how this is basically unheard of in track.athletes over those distances. It just doesn’t happen
Add in the other red.flags and you have a dyed in the wool cheat.
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He lied about Tuesdays?
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Therapeutic Use Exemptions.
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This Twitter account tears him a new arsehole.
Farah is definitely bullshitting. Waaay too many inconsistencies in his story
https://twitter.com/MoDoorbell?t=zp89HBn95X09-YuqhVu2KA&s=09
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As a cyclist I fucking detest cyclists. I’d run the cunts over if I had a car.
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I’ve just cycled home in trousers and shirt. My belongings in a pannier bag. It’s fucking hot but it saves fuel in the big ole 2litre diesel.
The short ride home takes about 10mins. I saw two cunts in Lycra on the road, like extras in the TDF, of course ignoring the perfectly good cycle path I was on and causing a tailback.
I also saw one white van driver speed through a red light doing at least 55 in a 30 zone. Utter wanker.
I saw a young rather nice lady driving a Peugeot with a mobile in her right hand as she spoke into it. I’d have given her one before banning her for 3years.
I also saw a dog owner with a mutt on a fucking long extension lead causing havoc along the path. Extermination.
There are cunts everywhere. Including me.
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Steamroller them
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Now that lycra clad cunts think it is acceptable to video anyone and anyone’s property they think is getting too close to them on the roads and that it is acceptable to damage a person’s property by kicking and keying said property for no apparent reason.
Is it OK for me to punch any cyclist (or electric scooter rider) square in the face as they hurtle full speed towards the hound and I on the pavement?
Asking for a friend.
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