Refugee Sailors

Stowaway Asylum Seekers:

Ahoy me hearties for a well-deserved cunting for the “penniless” scum who manage to find thousands of pounds to get themselves deposited in rubber dinghies to try to sneak into Britain, most of whom describe themselves as “Iranians”.

Today though a group of violent motherfuckers managed to reach a new low:

No doubt they will be given temporary asylum but surely they should have been thrown overboard by the jolly jack tars. Captain Bligh wouldn’t have hesitated. If they are aggressive violent cunts at sea, imagine how they would run riot on a housing estate.

Nominated by W C Boggs

Jimmy Carr [3]

Jimmy facking Carr. Why oh why did they get this unfunny cunt to present the fucking Inbetweeners 10th anniversary special? The big celebration of one of my all time favourite shows, anticipated for ages by myself and other fans of the show, and they have, of all people, JIMMY CARR to present it? Fuck off you cunt and fuck off Channel 4 for selecting him to host it.

 

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Owen Jones, Professional Snowflake (10)


If there was a Nobel Prize category for cunts, it’s a fair bet that jumped up gobshite Owen Jones would be a Laureate by now.

This smug Guardianista really is a right little know all if ever there was one. He is in thrall to the belief in his own innate intellectual and moral superiority, and trendy opinions pour forth from him like diarrhoea from a sore arse.

I’ll say this for the noisy little creep; I don’t believe that he can be condemned as just another hypocritical, well heeled, Metrocentric champagne socialist. I think that he genuinely believes all the bolshie bullshit he spouts, and really sees himself as a mover and shaker in the loony world of the Social Justice Warriors. His problem however is that he’s really a 34 year old man with the mind of a 17 year old, trapped in the adolescent world of virtue signalling student politics. He’s a perpetually outraged, hissy fit prone radical who’s always likely to spit his dummy out and start shrieking ‘racist’ and ‘fascist’ at anyone who has the audacity to disagree with him.

Young Owen epitomises the SJW ‘snowflake’ that we’ve all come to know and love. Don’t let him wind you up. Enjoy the spectator sport of watching others baiting him, then have a belly laugh at the little twat’s expense when he loses his rag. This is truly a cunt for us all to treasure.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The Financial Times

A savage cunting need for that unreadable arsewipe The Financial Times for making George Fucking Soros their personality of the year. What the fuck? It’s more insane than a Sainthood for Jimmy Savile. Sorts and his supporting hacks should fuck off and die NOW. The cunts

 

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Calais Volunteers

Also a MASSIVE cunting to the muesli crouching cunts who volunteer in Calais to help the illegal invaders who want to come to the UK to rape and pillage. These people should be arrested for aiding and abetting illegal entrants.Also,they provide generators so said future rapusts can charge up their iPhones! Utter bottom of the barrell scum cunts.

Nominated by Kravdarth