BAME, that ludicrous expression which has slipped into modern parlance, although not mainstream parlance, just that of the lefty media and the ‘liberal’ left in general.
This is surely a racist term, as it puts blacks ahead of other ethnic minorities. Just say ‘ethnic minorities’ that’s fair and equal, innit?
Nominated by Mystic Maven
The Greatest Dancer. The Greatest Cunt more like. Another mind numbing offering from Al-Beeb to keep the proles at bay. What a lot of cunt.
Nominated by McCunterson
WEATHER WARNINGS
Let it be known that we are in the grip of an Arctic apocalypse. The nation is about to spontaneously combust due to the gonad freezing minus figures that we are currently experiencing. Who knew that the UK could get cold in winter? Why did nobody tell us this before? How has this shocker befallen us? We are, in all seriousness, doomed.
ARE WE FUCK.
If I see or hear one more fucking ‘YELLOW WARNING’ from the Met Office about snow and ice (yellow snow…..does this mean we need to fear piss covered snow?) I will be the one spontaneously combusting. Anyone would think that the concept of a cold, icy and snowy winter was a new one to us. It appears that after centuries of experiencing such climates, we have still not mastered the art of DEALING WITH IT and managing to still keep the country going without the whole transportation system going to fuck and every fucking school closing, as cold is simply not acceptable for the modern world’s little darlings to cope with.
It is sheer lunacy that every poxy year we are subjected to these doom merchants and their ‘second coming of the Ice Age’ warnings and predictions. The media is full of it today. Who needs a frivolous, trivial news story when we can read about Doris in Peckham getting her shopping basket stick in an inch of snow. Fucking madness.
It is a bit of snow and ice, for the sake of fuck.
CUNTS!!
Nominated by Nurse Cunty
An emergency nomination for Tulip Siddiq, just seen on Sky news whingeing about how ‘humiliated’ she felt when she came to parliament in a wheelchair, and how ‘family unfriendly’ parliament is, because of the long anti-social hours and the recesses don’t always coincide with school holidays.
So, remind us again, who chose to be an MP and to drop a sprog?
Also a nomination for the interviewer who didn’t challenger her bullshit.
Eff off.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
(It feels great having the old editor back)
Free Bleeding Movement
This is the practice of having the painters in and not wearing sanitary protection in public so everyone can see your massive blood stains through your clothes. Load of feminazi bollox though there is a female to male wannabe that did this free bleeding to show that boys can have periods too.
Boys can’t and never can have periods so fuck off and come back when you get a womb and some ovaries. The only reason the tranny can menstruate is because it is female.
There is only two genders. Hermaphroditism is a mix of the two in whatever proportion, not a third.
Nominated by Cuntologist