Live footage of Ken Livingstone waving goodbye to his last shred of political dignity

Ken Livingstone

Just watched the Brillo destroy old Ken on “This Week.” (31/1/19). Poor old cunt was totally out of his depth, all he could say, “well the Venezuelan ambassador told me….,.”
Give it up Ken. Go back to your garden and your newts and appearing on BBC or C4 “comedy” programmes sneering at the working classes you pretend to love so much.
You’re a cunt, a hypocrite and an anti-Semite. Just fuck off.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Snap General Elections.

“Voters would never forgive us if we called election this year,” says Sajid Javid.

For once, a politico has got something right. Any snap election this year would be seen as a desperate attempt by The Maybot to give said Maybot some legitimacy.
Thus turning a General Election into a sideshow; Nero fiddling while Rome burns.

Because, let’s face it, however bad the government is at the moment, Steptoe won’t get in; I think the government would have to be propped up by UKIP or similar.
I’d love to see the latter gain a load of seats, but not so they are put in the hellish position of having to support The Maybot (which would kill their popularity stone dead, but maybe that’s the cunning stunt…). Unless, of course, they were to get so many seats that they could dictate to her. Now that I wouldn’t mind…

Snap G Es really are cunts.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Phillip Schofield needs another cunting. With all his Millions i’ve just seen the greedy cunt doing a “We Buy Any Car” advert. This is a sell your car for a fraction of its value setup. Desperate people trying to scrape the next rent or mortgage payment together parting with their wheels for pennies.Have these greedy fuckers no morals or scruples? He’s a greedy,grabbing CUNT!

Nominated by twinkletwat

Brexit Hoarders/Preppers

I am amazed at the number of (ostensibly) normal people who are openly stockpiling products in advance of 29th March.

There was some cunt on Radio 4 yesterday afternoon (The Food Programme) saying that he’d ordered 10Kg of seed potatoes so he could sow them and “share” the expected 200-400Kg crop should things “get sticky”. Asked for a scenario which would necessitate this, he replied “Oh, a bad snow storm WHEN the supermarket shelves ARE empty (both my emphasis)”.

They’re not all going to be empty for fuck’s sake! OK, there may be a shortage of quinoa for a week or 2 but if you’re that desperate, mix some cat litter with wallpaper paste and you’ll get a similar taste/texture/result.

The stupid twat also said that he was stockpiling powdered mash which doesn’t say much for the confidence he has in his own plan.

I buy food from supermarkets but also from my local Farm Shop. Apart from the overstock/short date ex-supermarket produce the farm shop sells, everything else is UK sourced and mostly competitive.

I think we’ll survive.

Now, where’s my crossbow and trapper hat….

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

Older Sad Man Syndrome

I´ve just learned that I am suffering from Older Sad Man Syndrome, a term coined by an American “career and personal coach” – whatever that is – called Marty Nemko. I was ready to dismiss him as another example of Californian flakiness until I read one of his articles and it immediately struck a chord.

Read this: “One man, I’ll call him, Bill, is a director at a large Bay Area nonprofit. He sees people whom he views as inferior getting promotions and other favoritism. He goes to the gym and sees the attractive women looking right through him – Mr. Cellophane. He comes home to watch CNN and sees endless encomia to women and people of color and he, a white male, is disproportionately portrayed as evil or idiotic. He doesn’t feel that he’s either and feels sad that his gender so often portrayed that way.” Poor old Mr. Cellophane!!!

Nemko wins me over by outlining how Bill – and the rest of us – are unfairly treated compared with women who receive far more attention in terms of health and other issues. The Fair Sex indeed!

My main complaint is that his suggestions for combatting Older Sad Man Syndrome include having a “few sessions with a good cognitive-behavioral therapist”. As I have no idea what a cognitive-behavioral therapist is I don´t think I will be taking this option up. Never mind Mr Nemko. It´s the thought that counts. Nice to know there is someone out there who understands me.

Here is the link to article for interested ISACers.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/how-do-life/201503/older-sad-man-syndrome

Nominated by Mr Polly