ROY HATTERSLEY

Perhaps like me you thought this demented old cunt had shuffled off this mortal coil years ago but no – the Jumbo Whiffy of politics of the last century has spluttered into life again:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/12/roy-hattersley-backs-second-brexit-vote-to-enfranchise-the-young

The silly old bastard could be heard on the radio news at noon, spitting down a BBC microphone to the extent it is probably now rusted beyond repair.

Mangledbum, Blair this arsewipe and his bum chum Kinnock are all old, stale and defunct, why the fuck do they think they have the right to lecture us in 2019. Go and fuck yourself Woy.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

I know this might need to go into the Brexit thread, but I wondered if we could have a cunting for the lisping prick that is Roy Hattersley

The worse in life than his spitting image puppet cunt of a man, is the latest in a long line of ex fuc all’ers to jump on the second referendum band wagon.

But this spitting cunt of a man, deserves a cunting because, well, he is a cunt, fuck me is he.

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

OKAY so Blighty grinds to a halt in a liitle spot orf snow. Par for the course for this pathetic snowflake generation. Look up the winters orf 1947 or 1963 for a real freeze you cunts or will that scare diddums. Blighty kept going then and can keep going now. Just takes a little preparation before venturing oit. Preparation? Wassat?

What it is is taking precautions such as driving orn softer tyres (you let a spot orf air oit cunts) for better grip, a little servicing orf the battery and its connections to ensure a good spark and vitally stick a shovel (still use me old WW11 entrenching tool) with a bag orf sharp sand (the gritty stuff cunts) and some old school sacking or strips orf carpet in the boot. You put it under the driving wheels to obtain the traction you need cunts.

With that lot on board you can drive oit orf any dicey situation. Plus the other old tips such as keep a constant slow speed in second gear and if you have to break do it gently, pump and release, pump and release (known as sequential breaking, not sex for the over sixties). What your Satnav or InCar App don’t tell you that? Gertcha You Cunts.

Me old Bentley happily motored through all the ice Armageddons previously mentioned, is getting orn famously with present powder snow despite running orn ex WW11 crossply tyres (bought a stock in at the end orf that show). Have some chicken wire snow chains just in case.

“Follow me, lads! I’ll get you oit!!”

Only advantage Yours truly has over you callow cunts (apart from being Yours Truly) is me old motor has superb groinde clearance so unlikely to bottom oit in unexpected deep snow and an ace column mounted pre-selector gear shift (look that up yourselves cunts) with plenty orf low gears.

“Fuck Orf! I’m finishing me single marlt.”

Orn distaff side the old leather and horsehair upholstery freezes me arse orf but is excellent for me piles and the ferocious turbo blower heater just aboit keeps up with the icy draught coming in through the holes in me floor. Compassion for the cunts caught oit in it? All coming together in Blighty’s finest hour? Fuck orf and freeze your tits orf you cunts.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

PS
Might add that YT always travels with a fully stocked drinks cabinet (lovely original walnut veneer built in jobbie). Thus if the worst does come to the worst there is always the option orf getting totally pissed.

A Fenian Fucking Brexit

No surprise whatsoever that Blighty is being held to ransom over the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement by the Oirish Tossers. Had me old arse based over there during the Troubles through the ‘70s and 80’s and at times up to the Good Friday Agreement and learned a thing or two. Basically the Fenian Fuckers are slippery liars and the Proddie Scots/Irish cunts are intransigent liars. Both are homicidal perverts that hate each other pathologically up and until business intervenes. Take your pick.

Both the Sons of Ulster and the Fenian Fuckers are essentially crime based organisations that carve up the rackets like drugs, arms, prostitution, taxi driving, receiving and thieving between them. Hence their antipathy to any sort of border controls that might prove embarrassing to trade.

Now to the hissy fit that the gender in transition cunt Leo Veradkar pulled in Brussels over the back-stop (perhaps he thought it was a butt-plug). Why is this misbegotten piece orf Brussels Bureaucracy so all important to them “although it will never come in to force and no party will ever build a security wall?” I might say that in me time over there, despite multiple Check Point Charlies, both life and trade, even in somewhat dubious items, went on by arrangement. The good old Anglo-Irish blind eye.

On to an interesting spot YT has just heard on the BBC R4 wireless wherein a Dutch cunt (he was involved in drawing up EU cross border agreements so knew his advocaat – foul drink) and an Oirish EU cunt were discussing the back-stab. The Dutch cunt stated that the whole proposition was totally unnecessary because all the extra legislation and customs rules and IT infrastructure already existed to handle the situation, was already in use and he should know because he had drafted most of it. Needless the BBC apparatchik cut him orf pronto on hearing that by talking over him then bringing in the Fenian Fucker. Needless the FF was all smooth anti Blighty bile but let the cat oit orf the bag by stating that the back-stab had little to do with trade, it was POLITICAL. Any sort orf border demarcation, even just a line drawn on a map, was unacceptable to the IRA hence their recent atrocity in Derry. The Fenians in Dublin are hell bent on using the manufactured situation to achieve the Reunification of Ireland and are very successfully using the EU cunts as their proxies to achieve it.

A few Proddie bombs blasting orf in Dublin with last minute warnings to the Samaritans in Birmingham might change a few minds orn that one.

A lot orf Fenian form on this MO. Like any pip squeak country they act it up large when hiding under the coat tails orf a big bully. They supported Imperial Germany during WWI and naturally Hitler during WWII even to the point orf drawing up a death list of Irish Jews for a Nazi invasion. Nice people.

https://www.thejournal.ie/readme/column-never-forget-hitler-targeted-the-irish-jewish-community-for-extermination-337962-Jan2012/

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Evolution. ‘Religion is a fairy tale’ I have heard it said. But religion doesn’t believe animals can change into other animals. In fact fairy-tales are more realistic than Evolution. In Pinocchio a wooden toy becomes a human boy. Well at least it corresponds. In Evolution a zebra can turn into a giraffe. It’s utter bollocks. Bear with me-this blob of fleshy fish gunge crawls out of the primeval soup, somehow crawls into the interior, somehow crawls up a tree and millions of years later become a bald eagle. What do you think fellow cunters? He must have been a funny looking fella this pre-eagle creature with only half his wings evolved. Literally reaching for the skies.
‘The swan evolved from the duck’ we are told on Wikipedia. So a duck is an incomplete swan. Why are there any ducks at all then? There are so many things wrong with the theory. ‘Flightless birds evolved from flying creatures’ it says on Wikipedia. But I thought the fact they flew was THE supreme feature. So the cassowary, penguin, the ostrich, the emu are still an EVOLUTION of the bird. At least their feet are on the ground. Unlike Darwinian Fundamentalists whose speculations know no bounds.
It’s all bollocks. The claw. How did that evolve on the earth floor? Come to think-it is like a claw; evolution has hardened into a law. It has us in a vice like grip. The Darwinian Fundamentalist (his feathers ruffled) if you try to challenge it. Dawkins is a daft cunt like this. I remember once he said ‘apes are altruistic’. Chimp-like sniggers from the audience.
It is a very dangerous idea. I was arguing with someone on here about how many people have been killed by Communism. I would say that Social Darwinism will be the biggest killer of humanity in the long run. That’s for another cunting. Save to say-Evolution is like Marxism cunters. In Marxism all human thought, activity is governed by economics. In Evolution all human thought, activity governed by biology. Both have a dangerous determinism at their core.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

‘Eating more than the recommended amount of sugar’
Seriously, I’m sick of hearing this phrase. You know why we’re eating more than the RDA? Because the RDA is now an absurdly low 30 grams – LESS THAN THE FUCKING WW2 RATION! So fuck off you health Nazi, busybody cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt