Danger tourists are arrogant cunts. We are supposed to feel sorry for two middle class western wankers who embark on a self-indulgent look at me road trip from Europe to Australia, and think it’ll be clever to pass through Iran en route – one of the most dangerous countries in the world governed by homocidal theocratic psychopaths with an emphatically declared genocidal hatred of the west. These pricks no doubt thought it would all be fine, might even prove that all this hype about a country that’s run as an Islamic theocracy is actually full of warm, cuddly, bearded teddy bears. So what happens? They get banged up accused of being western spies. Surprise surprise! And now they, and their family, want to complicate the diplomatic chaos of the Iranian war with pleas for their release. How do they think a death obsessed fanatical Abdullah, who thinks nothing of murdering thousands of his own citizens, is going to respond to that? Take pity on them? Or see this as a bargaining chip with the weak and sentimental infidel?
No sorry, fuck em. You choose to flaunt all of the very clearly stated warnings in favour of a vanity project that is no doubt also motivated by some soppy middle class lefty determination to show what lovely people the carpet kissers are, you fucking deal with it when you get banged up in a filthy medieval prison cell and are left to the mercy of your cuddly tormentors.
Nominated by : Balsamic Dave
The woman looks like a particularly gormless shite. The ill advised trip to Iran was probably her idea.
I believe they were warned several times to not do it, but you just can’t tell some people.
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Likely Liberal Democrats or their mutated spawn The Greens..
The sort of happy clappy useless cunts who would firmly shut out the thoughts in their addled minds that Muslims are conniving wicked trash and that Iran is a mountainous isolated hellhole full of medieval barbaric sand wôgs.
As for “following Home Office advice”..what’s that then ? Next dinghy sets off at 8 a.m,all aboard?
Stupid typically smug cunts now in the clutches of the Mad Mullahs.
Best of luck with that chums.
Natural selection.
Good morning.
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I’ve run out of fucks to give I’m afraid.
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The muzzer guards must be mighty disappointed.
They probably thought their first experience of a western woman to rape in prison would be with someone who looks like Sydney Sweeney.
Instead they get Fiona Phillips.
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Mate of mine did a similar trip on his motorbike only to India twenty years ago. He said the people were great, friendly and a safe place to visit, leaving his bike out unlocked no problems.
Destination reached he had the bike shipped back to GB.
Two weeks later it was nicked from his garage in Salford..!
Still different times now and these two TWATS should have known better..!
Oh dear, what a shame..😭
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It’s always best to prepare for any foreign travel.
Before they paid for their trip the woman should have had a walk through Tower Hamlets at night, wearing a mini skirt, carrying a Hermès bag and with a Rolex on her wrist.
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The envoy who is supposed to be helping them is our ex MP from awhile back …Mr A.burt,good luck with that prick in your corner 😩… he’ll probably end up banged up with them or get another chunk of years added on 🤔… wonder who’s ended up with the chopper I’m an ex biker and wouldn’t mind getting the wind back into my hair for one last blast 👍… gormless pair of Polanski or Libby dem supporters by the looks 🖕
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There are nice people everywhere, but wouldn’t go abroad for all the money in China.
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I went abroad the other day :
BRADISTAN.
It was fucking awful.
Back in Yorkshire now…!
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Oops. In moderation.
Let’s try again.
Here’s a thought.
What if they really are spies?
Just because they aren’t wearing white tuxedos and driving an Aston Martin doesn’t mean they can’t be.
And if you were going to dream up a cover for someone snooping in Iran, surely a goat shagger loving lefty wanker would be a perfect choice.
And there’s no point listening to the foreign office.
They’re hardly going to say ‘Oh yeah. They work for Mi6, but they were only on holiday’.
Anyway. That’s my theory and I fucking like it.
So there.
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Danger tourists only need to stay in London for a week for the Facebook likes and kudos that comes with not getting mugged, raped, stabbed, blown to bits or otherwise molested by the 64% of the population who are neither white or English.
It comes as no surprise that Mexico has warned its citizens against travelling to London, due to safety concerns.
Just think about that for a second. A terrifyingly violent drug cartel controlled country warning the people not to come here, because it’s too violent. 😳
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Good one Odin, always good to see U.K. being promoted in the tourism ranks. Can’t wait till Somalia, Eritrea Sudan and Pakistan advise their nationals be careful when visiting Londonstabistan.
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Sadly, only Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the USA, the entire UAE and Mexico have advised against travelling to London at this time.
Although somewhat ironically, there is growing concern amongst the Somali community about the level of violence on the streets in major UK cities.
It’s now so bad that they’re sending their kids back to Somalia, because it’s safer. 😳
It really sends a message when the stars of the film Blackhawk down would rather take their chances in Mogadishu than spend a single sunny afternoon in Bethnal green due to safety concerns.
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“hello there Barnaby and I are here to sample your culture!”
.فقصض ع ظزىر!
” we love your minarets,
is there a hotel nearby?
we aren’t Reform voters!”
ل.عغب.شسء؟!!
” please dont point that gun at us.
what are you…oh my
i see your circumcised ”
خغقثض طمن
” Barnaby it hurts!!
does it hurt you?
you seem to be enjoying it?!”
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The pair are certifiable, since the Mullahs took over Iran the doors closed for western visitors. A fair few eejits have been banged up for spying in the past, lesson not heeded obviously. The naïveté of these two is amazing.
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But this sums up your lefty BB, and why, in other contexts they’re so fucking dangerous I.e. those in this country who not only ignore the barbaric lethality of Islam, but nurture the false narrative that these people are victims, they actively promote its creeping spread throughout our society, and they advocate its protection in law.
A few more lefties need to feel the warm embrace of a suicide belt wearing carpet kisser before any progress is going to be made.
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In scenarios such as this, I ask myself a question.
If I was the stupid, banged-up cunt in a foreign shithole for whatever reason, whether it being feckless noticewhoring like these 2, or muling dope in Georgia & Thailand like the 2 silly bitches around this time last year ; …would the 2 cunts above or the 2 ditzy airheads give a single solitary fuck about me or my ‘plight’.
And the answer ALWAYS comes back the same.
No. No, they would not.
So I reciprocate in kind.
You choose to play with feathers, y’ might just end up gettin’ get your bum tickled.
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It’s the arrogance and fucking stupidity of British tourists.
They think that they don’t have to follow the rules abroad because, “We are British, damn it!”
Thet think that all foreign police and all immigration officials are stupid and will make allowances for the British.
They won’t.
In fact it just pisses off the authorities even more.
I have heard tourists trying to argue with heavily armed and uncompromising Police officers.
“Well we don’t have to carry around our passports for identification in England”.
‘You are not in fucking England, so your wife stays here while you go back to your hotel to get your passports so we know who the fuck you are’.
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My advice is to leave such travel to the experts, Patrick McGoohan used to do it very well, as did that chap who travelled around in a suitcase, and the suave Mister Simon Templar.
Getting in and out of Ira, Umbongo Land, and Latin American hell-holes was their stock in trade. The cunts in the photo can’t even dress themselves properly.
Good morning everyone.
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It’s strange, isn’t it?
They obviously thought they would be able to get some selfies with cuddly locals and post them on social media with headings like ‘See. At the end of the day, they’re just like us’.
I’m sure they’d also agree that primates share lots of similarities with us.
But if you were to suggest they spent a while in the Gorilla enclosure at London Zoo, they’d tell you to fuck off.
‘But it’s dangerous’
What’s the fucking difference then?
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There is a taxi rank outside a bar that we often use.
The bar serves good coffee so on occasions a fleet of Guardia Civil cars will turn up and a dozen or so officers will stand on the terrace for a coffee and a cigarette or two.
They never sit down.
If you get a table at the front you can see an awful lot of leg getting out of the taxis and if you are lucky, a few upskirts.
Obviously I try to get a table front and centre.
You can’t park in the taxi rank, so when some dozy cunt did, in a car on UK plates, an officer wandered up and told him to move.
The driver didn’t understand so the request was repeated a few times.
The English driver pulled out his mobile (never a good idea to make sudden moves in front of the Spanish police) and thrust the phone into the officers face, probably wanting him to speak Into the Google translator app.
The officer took the mobile off him and smashed it against the corner of the ballastrade where we were sitting.
He then handed it back and told the driver in the only few words of English that he knew, “Fuck off”.
Classic.
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Was that in London, Arty?
🏢
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where were this guardia Civil yesterday when 50,000 invaded Spain?
drinking fuckin coffee and smoking fags!
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It’s hard to know Mis.
Thousands climbing over the fences that guard Ceuta.
Some bypassing the fences and landing on the beaches.
The last time this was attempted the police opened fire on the invaders and killed quite a few.
I think that it’s an attempt to get to the mainland and through to Gibraltar.
It was only a week or so ago when the Spanish stopped their part of the border control for Gibraltar, so anyone can now wander in or out unchallenged.
Perhaps it’s an easy journey to the UK from Gibraltar. Not as dangerous as a channel crossing?
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Just seen images Artie on the news,
to be fair the police are firing tears at the cunts,
problem is Spains got the same problem as the UK
A fuckin commie crank running the country
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Pedro Sánchez, Prime Minister, President of the Socialist International and cunt.
The first foreign leader to recognise Palestine as a state.
You can’t get any more left wing than him.
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Did Sanchez know this was coming and that’s why he opened the border with Gibraltar?
If so he’s an even bigger cunt than Franco.
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I think that was the whole idea Geordie.
I wonder if the media in the UK will be reporting on the flights and ferries coming in from Gibraltar?
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This is the actual size of their combined brains ►🧠.
🤯
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Pair of twats, right up there with people who climb Everest in shorts and flip flops and want helping when the inevitable happens.
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Have I got this right. A couple from Britain go abroad for a shufty and get arrested for it. The cunts who locked them up, sneak their way in over here in their droves and given every comfort we can offer them. What have I missed ? Please let me know.
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I’ve never understood these twats who go to a remote amazonian village on holiday?
it’s remote for a reason.
nobody wants to visit.
same with these mitmots who bungee jump and crackpot stuff like that.
Then it’s all tears when they get robbed,bummed and banged up in some jungle prison.
fuck em.
go Rhyl.
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What’s the betting, when they eventually get out, that they are paraded in front of the cameras with the ubiquitous home office ‘No more hate’ prepared speech?
And after being continually raped in all holes and numerous forced abortions, she’ll do as she’s been told.
Or, more likely, she’ll believe everything she’s been told to say.
And hubby will sit there like the simpering little lapdog he probably is.
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They’re getting an extended holiday in first class accommodation at someone else’s expense.
And they’re complaining about it.
Honestly, some people are so ungrateful.
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Classic example of FAFO. Leave these two cunts to their fate to encourage other simple minded idiots who have similar ideas.
The last bloody woman I remember doing this was Nazanin Zachariah-Radcliffe (or some such bloody name) and it ended up with the British taxpayers giving £400 million to a terrorist regime. The bloody woman was Iranian but claimed British nationality because of her marriage to a lefty wanker. When she got back she then had the temerity to criticise the government (Conservative j for the length of time it took to get her out. I think she then she tried to stand for Parliament as a Labour candidate. I think she was counted on here a number of times and rightly so.
Individual Iranians can be lovely people, the best looking girl I ever met was Iranian and super nice with it. I suspect no-one wants rid of their wretched government more than the indigenous population.
Good Morning.
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