Broken Christmas Lights [6] And Christmas Crazies

Brief cunting here. Twice now I have bought new Christmas lights only to find, after much exasperating untangling, that they don’t work. I know, I know – you are supposed to plug them in and turn them on BEFORE you untangle them and hang them up, but our desire to see the new magical illuminations overrides that! 😀

I have banned the cunt that is Sellotape. I’ve used brass hooks to hang the lights this year, much better! 😀

No need for a link, just add this clip of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation…

(3 minutes)

Merry Christmas! 😀

Nominated by: Gordon

And on the subject of Christmas lights and decorations, check this out Gutstick Japseye

As soon as the imported overblown cash cow that Halloween has become is over, the Christmas cunts come out of the woodwork.

I don’t mean the corporate cunts who make a living out of it, I’m on about the balloon heads who go Christmas mental, and will drag out the festive season way beyond what is in any way reasonable.

I’m taking about those infantile cunts that tell you how many ‘sleeps’ it is until the big day, who put up the tree way before December, who cover their houses and gardens with all manner of cheap flashing tat, apparently to out Christmas anyone around them.

This is helped by having channels dedicated to showing Christmas films 24/7 from the middle of October. Who the fuck watches this shit?

And woe betide you question such behaviour, as then the patented cunt retorts of Bah humbug and Scrooge are thrown at you like you are the grumpy cunt, not the childlike mentalist.

There’s a house down the road from me, and within days it will be covered in ten foot inflatable Christmas shit, and enough lights that you could see it from fucking Pluto.
And they don’t have any kids, so what the fucking fuck?

I’m looking forward to the Christmas period, works do, time off spending it with family and friends, falling asleep on the settee after one rum too many.

There will be no glitter and tat in my house, I like it to be an oasis of respite from the commercialised tat fest that it has become, and for those cunts who think I’m a saddo or a killjoy for not behaving like a fucking imbecile, I will be enjoying myself, as I do throughout the rest of the year, as I don’t need a festival that is being dragged out as long as winter to be happy.

73 thoughts on “Broken Christmas Lights [6] And Christmas Crazies

  1. Fortunately nobody’s been found dead. I’ll never forget a story I read in a broadsheet newspaper from the 1970s about a man found dead after five years of being slumped in a chair, apparently watching television which had burnt itself out, but his Christmas lights were still merrily flashing away. Wish I could remember the makers name. They’d be selling like hot cakes.

  2. One of the best Christmases ever was when my Dad bought some cheap iffy Christmas lights from Romford market back in the 1970s…
    Obviously imported and for a different voltage than UK use the adaptor that came with the lights was huge and it got really hot during operation..
    Needless to say they started flickering and my Dad investigated the plug on it had actually melted!
    He had to shut off the mains carefully remove the squishy remains of the plug and adaptor and the whole lot got binned!
    Thank god we’d not left them on overnight!…could’ve been our Last Christmas!

  3. Just put up the last of the lights. Those (poofy) wire-lights you get. Put them where the hall wall meets the ceiling, looks great (poofy). 😀

    Been a fucked up year politically, but it’s time to relax now, enjoy the World Cup Quarter Finals, Baby Jesus’ Birthday and look forward to the coming Apocalypse…

  4. I’m glad this year is almost over and justice is coming to the creeps of the world. 2023 and the rest of this decade and the other decades are going to be amazing. A better world is coming, but it won’t always be pretty to watch the changes being brought about, the evil and stupid won’t go quietly! 😀

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