Is anyone going to tell me that 2021 will be in any small detail any better than the cunt year which has just thankfully expired?
No?
Thought not. Pre-emptive cunting then, and appreciate me for my predictive powers.
Mystic Komodo.
Nominated by: Komodo
A Covid Christmas cunting for Spain who have decided to start a register of people who refuse the vaccine.
The list will be private (yes right) but shared with other EU countries so no chance of it being leaked.
Now I am in favour of the vaccine but not making it compulsory. However if people refuse the vaccine, especially those who have a high chance of becoming very sick,they should have it spelled out to them that the risk of the vaccine is minimal compared to the Chinky flu. If they still say no just move on and fuck the cunts.
What would piss me off is people not turning up for appointments, therefore wasting the time of those administering the vaccine and possibly wasting doses. That would justify a ‘cunts list’.
(Link to a news source is here – NA)
Nominated by: Sick of it
I would like to cunt the Netflix series “Bridgerton”, a period drama set in early 19th century ENGLAND. However, it will come as no surprise to my fellow cunters that there are dar quays and parking stanleys floating around in the upper classes. Queen Charlotte is played by some half caste, and of course the lead character turns down all WHITE suitors who are nasty, “backward” and waycist, in favour of being scuttled by some Leroy.
There are undertones running throughout that all the “white privilege” of titles, land, etiquette et cetera is, of course, wrong and to be brought down.
Fuck off.
Nominated by: McCunterson
and supported by this from Miles Plastic
This is the new historical drama from Netflix, but in one episode there is a female masturbation scene.
The Lady in question is taught how to do it by an aristocrat who is black. So far so good for historical accuracy. And far from him being portrayed as a bounder or a cad he is seen (from the commentary) as a liberator of women’s sexuality.
Got me thinking about ‘Upstairs Downstairs’. There were no female masturbation scenes back then. What would Hudson have thought if there were? or even Mrs Bridges?
No the lower orders wouldn’t come into it. Maybe you could have had Lord Bellamy saying Lady Bellamy was delayed for dinner because she was ‘knocking one out’. No that wouldn’t have been in keeping with the series.
What about the Onedin Line? That certainly was more racy than Upstairs Downstairs. In the privacy of a cabin maybe. Yes, this is how you ‘bring yourself off’. No once again you just couldn’t have gone that far.
Even Downtown Abbey didn’t have these ‘self-pleasuring’ scenes and that was only a couple of years ago.
No it’s a brave new world we have entered. We are living in the 2020s. These things are not taboo anymore. Indeed most of the comments (see below) are stating it’s about time females are seen pleasuring themselves in productions.
But what about male masturbation on our TV screens. Isn’t it sexist? We need more Wankers in our historical dramas. Fine upstanding Tossers we can all be proud of.
Parity is Paramount. I mean if we have Lady Hamilton ‘flicking the bean’, we must have Lord Nelson choking the chicken.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/13588157/bridgerton-fans-shocked-masturbation-scene-netflix/
Twitter is a cunt. President of the United states banned. The Chinese communist Party. Just fine. Cunts.
(Tango’s Response here – NA)
Nominated by: Smug cunt
River Rosenquist – this daft cunt put his arm through the bars of a tiger cage in a Florida zoo, then was surprised when the cute furry cat almost bit his arm off.
It turns out that he was a contract cleaner employed to clean shops and toilets only and had no business going anywhere near the animal cages.
Officials think that he was attempting to either pet or feed it – and I always thought that the term ‘biting the hand that feeds you’ was purely metaphorical.
Nominated by: Mystic Maven
Helpful link supplied by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery