I would like to nominate sky1 and the new series that is Hitmen for a monumental cunting.

Granted I haven’t watched it I’m purely going off the ads that I’ve had inflicted on me every 15 minutes whilst watching anything else, I’m sure most of you have had this bollocks forced on you as well.

That rug muncher Sue Perkins and her druid pretend to be hit hapless hitmen and the hilarity ensues (fucking not). Assuming the ads are the best bits/ highlights, good comedy here is fucking hard to find. I’m sure jamming a screw driver down your jap’s eye would be more fun that enduring half an hour of this utter brain damage, so come on Sky what the fuck is going on? You would be much better off showing reruns of Minder.

Nobody wants to see these unfunny Lezzo so called comediennes proving what we already know and that’s that they are totally devoid of any talent what so ever. I honestly would rather watch my car rust.

Please look into some televisual quality for fucks sake…we are stuck at home for weeks nobody wants to watch shite like this….

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Not a cunting but a celebration of Ramadmadingdong.

All over the world the fuckers are congregating in numbers.
Over most of the world they are dehydrating in the summer heat. depleting their immune response.
In the UK there are large numbers in the cities who don’t know about the virus due to ‘cultural’ differences – which is the governments fault apparently according to some worthy Deirdre on the radio yesterday.

So next Thursday at 8pm let’s clap for Ramadamadingdong.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Keir Starmer has got his advisor Baroness Doreen Lawrence to investigate why the Chinky Flu is affecting our ethnic brethren more that the whitey. I have no idea what makes the mother of a murder victim especially qualified to lead the investigation but that is by the by.

The BBC correspondent stated that ‘ it is a complex issue which cannot be put down to one factor’ What is the betting that the illustrious baroness manages to do just that.

Nominated by Guzziguy

“Professor The Messer” Chris Whitty

Why has nobody cunted this bald Dr Evil look-alike before?

I’m sure he was something to do with the disastrous Foot n Mouth response a few years back but he sure is the top cunt at the moment.

Whenever you see him, he’s loving all the attention he’s getting. I wish we could get some form of proper government back at this time when we most need it instead of having an almost biblical worship of this cunt and his kind.

Chris, I hear there is some hope of normal life? survival? anything?…..well, I’d like to say yes but I’m a complete cunt with more in the bank than your average oil baron so I have to say NOOOOOO…we’re all DOOMED.

Listen egghead, fuck of with all your shite.

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

“…like this, then I lick my lips….”

Michel Barnier
I’m currently getting a whiff of cunt. Unfortunately, it’s not that soft, musky fragrance that we all crave so much. It’s EU cunt, in the rancid form of chief Brexit negotiator Michel ‘Le Cunt’ Barnier.
‘Le Cunt’ has launched an attack on the UK for (get this!) ‘refusing to extend its transition period’ beyond 31st December, whilst ‘slowing down discussions’. The UK has ‘failed to engage substantially on issues’, with talks ‘making no progress on fisheries’. No fucking shit, Sherlock.
Let’s get this straight. The UK keeps telling you that we don’t want an extension. It’s YOU that wants the UK to apply for an extension. Mmm… why ever could that be? Could it have ANYTHING to do with the EU then being seen, so graciously, to accede, then demanding in return our slavish adherence to EU rules and the jurisdiction of the ECJ without any input or recourse? Oh and let’s not forget your belief in your divine right to continue plundering our fishing grounds and our coffers for the duration; Covid-19 means that you need these more than ever…
‘Slowing down discussions’, are we? We’ve had nearly four years of talks, and you’ve had us over a barrel for the most part. The general election of 2019 changed all that, and how. Theresa May is no longer coming cap in hand to you. So here’s how the cookie crumbles, you Frog fuck. We really do want a deal, but you want one even more, and you ain’t calling the shots any more, so get used to it. You, M. Barnier, are one of the biggest sticking points on the road to agreement; your hubris and arrogance is astonishing. Just keep your hissy fits to yourself, because the only person impressed is you.
So no more bullying and contempt from you, thank you very much. Is it deal or no deal then? If it’s deal, pony up and fast. As you said, ‘the clock is ticking’. Otherwise, allez de l’avant et multipliez, vous tron du cul.

Nominated by Ron Knee